Who out there hasn't made a thread yet?

[julia crawford]

From time to time you get people saying how it's their first thread. I guess there are virgins for everything....

Who hasn't made a thread yet?

If you want i offer thread making consultancy services for just ten bucks for ten minutes.

 

[Strafer]

I havent

 

[NickatNite]

Me

 

[MagnusGman]

By abstaining from thread making I gain additional power

 

[Deleted member 3542]

I always have ideas for threads, even some drafts, but I prefer drive-by snark posting at this point.

 

[Zombine]

Me

 

[the lizard]

✋🏻

 

[QisTopTier]

I don't know I think the forum is a better place with less redundant pointless threads.

 

[C.Mongler]

I haven't, and probably never will. Don't think there's anything that I'd want to discuss that couldn't be covered in an existing thread, and I would not subject myself to asking this forum for personal advice for pretty much anything lol.

 

[Nepenthe]

If you want i offer thread making consultancy services for just ten bucks for ten minutes.

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I just looked at your thread history.

The absolute gall.

 

[julia crawford]

If you lie you're going to be banned.

 

[zero_suit]

Me

 

[QisTopTier]

If you lie you're going to be banned.

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I mean I think the author of I Like Chonky is overcharging for their thread creation services personally.

 

[Platy]

I should make more threads

 

[Doctor_Thomas]

I don't think I have?

 

[gabdeg]

I haven't. The only thread I'd open would be for some kind of news and there always is one already.

 

[Zombine]

If you lie you're going to be banned.

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😭

My threads do kinda bang though. They get their ad impressions from my bullshit that's for sure.

 

[opus]

Pretty sure I've got about fifteen years between here and the old place, and in that whole time, I think I've only created one thread.

 

[Deleted member 83122]

Can I post a thread I made here so someone can reply and bump it?

 

[N.Domixis]

Never made one. It's not my job to inform people.

 

[Ryutaryi]

I have an idea about making a thread, but it would be a dumb thread and people wouldn't like it. More of a conversation participant more than a conversation starter.

 

[acheron_xl]

not even once

 

[Matrix XII]

Yup, that's me.

 

[Deleted member 14089]

I can't make threads. My first thread would probably be a 100 page book

 

[hjort]

Reporting in.

 

[julia crawford]

Can I post a thread I made here so someone can reply and bump it?

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Self promotion is against the tos

 

[Red Fire]

... 🤦‍♂️

 

[Deleted member 83122]

If you want i offer thread making consultancy services for just ten bucks for ten minutes.

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If you finish early is it just 9 minutes of awkward staring and I still owe you 10 dollars?

 

[julia crawford]

I just looked at your thread history.

The absolute gall.

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Ten bucks you get what you pay for

 

[Octa]

I was about to do it just now until I realized that I didn't have the priviliges for it yet :(

 

[Bakercat]

I'm just lvl up my thread wizard power.

 

[Horp]

I haven't. Don't think I have enough to say that interesting to enough people here.

 

[pez2k]

My posts are carefully rationed to maintain an air of mystique and intrigue. Posting a whole thread just seems like attention-seeking.

 

[Deleted member 16516]

I've made too many, but I've never been banned on here or Gaf, so that's something I suppose.

 

[Kientin]

I made one on GAF when this site wasn't a thing. Don't think I've made one here though.

 

[The Lord of Cereal]

I've thought about it, but then I'm always like "eh, I don't really want to do this" so I just haven't done it. Tempted to make one about my wish of Lucasfilm to make an Old Republic TV series because I honestly feel like that could be the next Game of Thrones but I'm just to lazy tbh

 

[Soma]

Can't have a shitty thread on your record if you just never make one.

 

[Natural Selection]

Y'all are an intimidating bunch. Last thing I need is to create a thread that gets unnoticed and/or kills me for my idiocy. It's just safer I comment and not post at all LOL!!

 

[Rhomega]

I have, but it's always for news that's been posted, but doesn't appear on the first page, so I don't bother anymore.

 

[Midramble]

Whats worse, making terrible threads or making mediocre threads?

 

[Doc Laserstein]

I would guess the overwhelming majority of posters haven't.

 

[QisTopTier]

Whats worse, making terrible threads or making mediocre threads?

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The first one, the second one becomes forgotten to the flow of time.

 

[Midramble]

The first one, the second one becomes forgotten to the flow of time.

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The former is at least entertaining

 

[QisTopTier]

The former is at least entertaining

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Sure but you become a clown performing for a parade of fools.

 

[mnk]

I'm not a tailor.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

I've never made a thread, in here or the old place. Every time I think about making one it feels like too much effort and I decide against it.

 

[Jeffolation]

It's never come up.

 

[meowdi gras]

I'm too bashful. I would rather "hide" my opinions among the replies in other threads.

That said, I think I have started maybe two threads here.

 

[Teapot Jeffries]

I haven't. Here or on the "place that shall not be named"

I've considered making on about the co-founder and current employee of the Extra Life gaming charity being an asshole, conspiracy theorist, Trumper who calls people calls people assholes and bitches on Twitter but idk if I should or not. So many popular streamers and Giant Bomb use Extra Life. Knowing that they have a hardcore Trumper in a position of power makes me question if they're doing any fraud or embezzlement with their donations. It wouldn't surprise me and I think more people should know.

 

[Hootie]

I made some on the old website but I've yet to do it here