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Who got it worse in "Home Alone" Harry or Marv?

Harry or Marv

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Wood Man

Wood Man

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Oct 30, 2017
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Harry or Marv? Who do you think got the worst of Kevin's traps and why? I'm sticking to the first movie for this poll.

Harry (Joe Pesci):

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Marv (Daniel Stern):

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Personally I always thought Marv got the worse of the pair. Watching Kevin's traps mostly target his feet was painful. Plus he got a spider on the face.
 

Shroki

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Oct 27, 2017
5,910
Marv takes the worse beating from Kevin (that brick in the forehead in 2 was horrifying) and he's bossed around all day by Harry.

His life sucks. He deserves it, but his life sucks.
 
hydruxo

hydruxo

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Oct 25, 2017
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it's Marv

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Gif is from the second movie but still even in the first one he gets wrecked constantly lmao
 
Lonestar

Lonestar

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Oct 25, 2017
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if it's just the 1st movie, it's closer to an actual argument (I'd put stair nail juuuust slightly over Harry's slipping and falling on his neck).

The Sequel is where Marv runs away with the trophy.
 
blame space

blame space

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Oct 25, 2017
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including the second movie changes the question. but the answer is still "yes."
 
Br3wnor

Br3wnor

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Lonestar said:
if it's just the 1st movie, it's closer to an actual argument (I'd put stair nail juuuust slightly over Harry's slipping and falling on his neck).

The Sequel is where Marv runs away with the trophy.
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Yup, the brutality in the second one ramps up ten fold and Marv gets the worst stuff by far.

Excited for our yearly rewatch of both flick
 
Lonestar

Lonestar

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Also, Kevin better have went to the NBA or MLB when he got older, his arm accuracy is off the charts.
 
NHarmonic.

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Oct 27, 2017
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I can't forget that scene where Harry's scalp is burned, and then he goes to the WC and explodes. Thinking about it, Home Alone 2 is so over the top, there's no way those guys would be alive.
 
BTM

BTM

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Oct 25, 2017
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I'm laughing just thinking about all the shit Marv goes through. Love those movies
 
Mr. Keith

Mr. Keith

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Oct 31, 2017
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What if Harry and Marv are both superhuman with super durability and that's why they both survive.
 
oledome

oledome

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Oct 25, 2017
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Harry did get a full-on crowbar to the chest, and that hot doorknob was no joke, permanent scarring for the sequel
 
ElephantShell

ElephantShell

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Marv for sure. The nail in the foot, iron to the face, tarantula on the face then beat with a crowbar by his own friend, stepping on the shattered ornaments. Really just not a good day for him.
 
Tyaren

Tyaren

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Oct 25, 2017
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Marv played the fool of the two, and fools usually suffer the most abuse.
 
DrForester

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Oct 25, 2017
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Fairly equal in the first film, but if we also count the 2nd movie, it's Marv got it worse by far.
 
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Wood Man

Wood Man

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Oct 30, 2017
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I guess the poll was kinda one sided. Still I was curious what other people thought.
 
itwasTuesday

itwasTuesday

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Oct 30, 2017
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Kevin beat on Marv.
Harry constantly bosses Marv around and belittles him every chance he gets.

Marv gets no respect.
 
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