If you ever had some bully or a jerk say something mean to you and you just had a sweet comeback ready to go right back at them. What did you say? :) Feels good to get the final word and peace out lol
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What's the best comeback you ever made?
- Thread starter TaySan
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I managed to recover from accident which got me six months in hospital and could have killed me if things had been different.
Better than any witty back talk any day.
Better than any witty back talk any day.
Thinking back, I do remember this one time when I got into a fight with someone but before it started he said this:
"Armed or not, you must realize, you are doomed.", I then replied by saying "Oh, I don't think so."
Yeah, pretty memorable for sure.
"Armed or not, you must realize, you are doomed.", I then replied by saying "Oh, I don't think so."
Yeah, pretty memorable for sure.
I never said a word back to them, actually. I grew pretty tired of bullies with the past of years and learned just to ignore them in the end.
I can recall my patience running out from time to time and getting pretty agressive, but nothing good came from that. Well, usually they'll leave me alone for a time after me getting angry, i guess that's a win.
I can recall my patience running out from time to time and getting pretty agressive, but nothing good came from that. Well, usually they'll leave me alone for a time after me getting angry, i guess that's a win.
You're joking but completely No Selling or Agreeing with a burn in a funny way is usually a pretty good snap back. It deflates them right away.
When I was in school, I got off the bus going home and some guy, a good 6-7 years older than me was with his girlfriend. I accidentally made eye contact with him and I think he wanted to show off by bullying a kid.
"What are you looking at?"
My response was "I don't know, but it's looking back."
He was raging, his girlfriend was laughing.
"What are you looking at?"
My response was "I don't know, but it's looking back."
He was raging, his girlfriend was laughing.
A therapist had a really good one when I was in 1st grade. At least I thought it was really good when I was like 5. An older kid was bullying younger kids and me on the playground. He would like to make sandcastles and shit. The therapist told me if he bothers us again to destroy his sandcastle. I did and it worked.
So I had to move from New York to Alabama for my senior year of highschool. The school I was at had a football team that would "bark" at people to show how bad ass they were and all that for some reason.
I was sitting in American Politics class, one of the Football players, literally named Bubba, was struggling to answer a question the teacher asked.
Bored of waiting for his brain to actually work I just said the answer aloud so we could move on.
After the teacher acknowledged I was right he got a mean look on his face and started to bark at me.
I shook my head and said "If you don't stop barking, your not getting your dog biscuits"
Even the teacher laughed at him for that one.
I was sitting in American Politics class, one of the Football players, literally named Bubba, was struggling to answer a question the teacher asked.
Bored of waiting for his brain to actually work I just said the answer aloud so we could move on.
After the teacher acknowledged I was right he got a mean look on his face and started to bark at me.
I shook my head and said "If you don't stop barking, your not getting your dog biscuits"
Even the teacher laughed at him for that one.
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Saving it for just the right moment and pow right in the kisser!
Well I thought this was gaming section lol so I'll just tell my story anyway. 49-40 on ascension in halo 2. Tied it up at 49-49 and we were holed up on top of big base . They all came rushing us shotguns blazing. I threw a plasma grenade off the ceiling out the back window and no idea what happened but I guess it landed on some guy running up the stairs and we won.
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Nothing feels better than a well placed sticky and killing the entire team :)
My ex was mad at me and said, "I should kick you in the head". I replied, "Can you even get your leg that high". She called me an asshole then ran to the bedroom and cried in her pillow.
