I go to bed around 1am since that's when my upstairs neighbor finishes up unwinding from their day at work, stomps around, plays with their cat (does laps or plays fetch I don't know), shouts at their roommate about their shitty job, and then goes to bed.
Then I get up around 7-730am when my neighbor below me gets up and starts screaming at their kid for an hour.
I need a new place :(