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Mr Paptimus

Member
Oct 26, 2017
1,232
I don't know how it came up, but somehow I decided to look up if there were any NCIS/Transformers fics on fanfiction.net.

There were 8 or so.

I even read part of one, wasn't bad. The author got Abbys voice down well.
 

PrimeBeef

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
5,840
Probably the Smurf porn story about how they all gangbanged Smurfette. Came across it in the early days of the World Wide Web. Or does that not count as fanfic?
 

Dr. Caroll

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
8,111
The Garfield Bowl.
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Goat Mimicry

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
1,920
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man. Harry is raised by The Rock instead of the Dursleys.

Not as weird as most of the others in here, but it works so well.
 

Dabanton

Member
Oct 27, 2017
4,912
For the brits on here

It was Tony Blair and Gordon Brown homoerotic fanfiction fireside tale

where their burning passions lead to them making love in front of a fire after wrestling
 

Fiction

Fanthropologist
Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,776
Elf Tower, New Mexico
Being a person who hates genderswap fic (since it's usually poorly done) finding a female!lestrade×mycroft fic that was a amazing and had me on the edge of my seat was incredible
 

Rogue Blue

Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
2,280
Goddamn Reddit brought up a Dobby/Luna/Hermione fanfic with all three....snogging.

I don't ever want to see anothe-
Was chatting Harry Potter with a friend several years ago and she linked me a Dobby/Hagrid fic she found to get my reaction

I'll never forget the line "Dobby stretches, sir!"

latest
 

El Bombastico

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
36,050
I once read a fanfiction that was a crossover of the Alien franchise and Home Improvement. It was the funniest thing I'd ever read.

Its been well over a decade and I can't find it online :-(
 
Oct 25, 2017
1,338
United Kingdom
"The Wolf Blood Lineage: Chapter 1" by a fucking country mile. It's fairly standard cringey Harry Potter fanfiction, with Hermoine's real mother revealing that she has hereditary powers that allow her to turn into a mechanical wolf creature...somehow. Pretty standard werewolf-esque fanfiction right? Well.... not exactly. The author has a huge hard-on for rape and snuff. This humdinger of a quote from Snape in chapter 3 made me do a double-take.
"So students, the only way to kill a mecha wolf is to drag him to the muggle world, shoot him in the balls and hope for the best. If the mecha wolf is a girl, the process is easer. You drag her to the muggle world and rape her ass. The female mecha wolf will vanish out of existence, you will not be accused by muggle court of sexual assault and will not suffer under wizard world laws because you didn't use magic to finish the bitch off. That's all you are dismissed."

My immediate reaction was...
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I just had to read more. It was horrendous in the most intriguing way! The whole story ends with, and I shit you not. "Foxy", Hermione's good counterpart, getting fused inside the body of the main villainess who then proceeds to die while trying to crawl through the villainesses bowels. And the explanation for the villian's behaviour and goals? Cop a load of this dudes...

Foxy is running from Hermione, who shoots lipstick fireballs, because she turned a bitch while away and wants to buy fast cars with others money.

Bitch wanted fast cars and other people's debit cards yo! Shooting fireballs from her mouth like a fucking Pirahna Plant! I was left in hysterics by the end and so was my friend who I was reading the finale to. So fucking awful!
 
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MagicDoogies

Member
Oct 31, 2017
1,047
I literally saw this fic yesterday but I found a Hollow Knight and My Little Pony Crossover.
No, not the MLP cast as Hallow Knight bugs- just straight up ponies venturing into Hollow Nest.
 

applejuice

Member
Oct 27, 2017
416
Tampa, FL
saw a callout on tumblr for a fic writer who 'liked' a Rugrats All Grown Up fic that had every gross kink you could think of, and couldn't come up with a good excuse as to why they 'liked' it on their AO3 account.
 

SOLDIER

One Winged Slayer
Banned
Oct 26, 2017
11,339
Cloud Mows the Lawn.

Look it up.

By which I mean "For the love of God DON'T look it up."
 

Arcia

Member
Oct 27, 2017
661
Houston, TX
Cloud Mows the Lawn.

Look it up.

By which I mean "For the love of God DON'T look it up."
Oh God, I'm having some awful flashbacks now, thanks.

That is a super infamous one, however if we are talking the absolute weirdest and nastiest and fanfic ever written, it will always be the Lord of the Rings one called Celebrian. I remember it being a challenge to see how far you could make it through that one without giving up in disgust. I'm pretty sure it was so terrible it has been erased from the internet, or at least I hope it has, I'm not going to check!
 

McNum

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 26, 2017
5,195
Denmark
The current one that I'd want to admit reading and somehow enjoying would be Itachi, Is That A Baby? in which Harry Potter ends up being raised by Itachi from Naruto. And yes, the entire Akatsuki is in on it, too, though Uncle Hidan is not allowed to babysit. It is weird, to say the least. And nearing in on a hundred chapters.

It is also surprisingly well written and gleefully leaps into the strangest ideas with little regard for if it should even work. At some point, Harry sets up a British version of Akatsuki as a magical ninja mercenary group, and he gets the most delightful of jobs. Like an African prince needing his usurper of an uncle dead and is willing to pay for it. Said prince is named Simba. Yes, he is, in fact, a lion cub. And that probably doesn't even make the top ten of weird things that happen in this story.

So, you know, I kind of recommend it if you're okay with the world not making sense after a while. That happens in-story, too, it's normal.
 
Oct 25, 2017
7,331
Topless Robot used to have a recurring fan fiction segment, and the one that I remember the most was Voldemort/Indiana Jones slash which makes a weird amount of sense (sexuality aside).

They'd both be looking for strange artifacts around and before World War II. The only thing that would drive a wedge between the, is their opposing feelings about snakes.
 

FaceHugger

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
13,949
USA
I can't seem to track it down via Google..... it was posted years ago (at least three) on I want to say Reddit (probably deleted by now if so). About ten paragraphs detailing how Ser Arthur Dayne was actually Jon Snow's father, and Daenerys was the daughter of Alara Dayne and Eddard Stark. Some murder suicide stuff going on to conceal identities. I was really high when I read it and found myself agreeing. The next day, when I awoke sober and reread it, I was like this is just dumb and makes no sense.