What is The Best Spread And Why is Not Peanut Butter?

[Angie]

Let's settle this once and for all Era.
Whether it's a type of butter, or honey, or Nutella, or something else, everyone has a favorite.

What's yours?

 

[Spring-Loaded]

biscoff

cookie

butter

 

[subpar spatula]

butter with about a spoonful of sugar

 

[loco]

Anything sweet is disqualified as far as I'm concerned. I'd say a cheese spread or the dirty sauce at Ike's Sandwiches would be the best.

 

[CeroMiedo]

I don't eat sandwich but in my place lots of us dip pieces of baguette into condensed milk, taste awesome imo

 

[SpitfireKit]

cookie butter

 

[Garp TXB]

It's going to depend on what you spread it on though. Like, I wouldn't put Nutella on a hotdog, but peanut butter is perfect

 

[hobblygobbly]

any type of fruit or vegetable jam

specifically fig jam

since i am european i eat it the european sandwich style of course with a quality bread

peanut butter is ok but i don't like it on bread. it's also uncommon here in germany i gotta hunt for that and there's only like 2-3 jars available at any time. except for when there is an american week where there's many

 

[TheRealTalker]

This thread is invalid.
But if I'd choose beyond the OG I'd say it was in no particular order: Lemon Curd, Cream Cheese, Cookie Butter. Then after those three it is Nutella and other nut spreads.

 

[weemadarthur]

Psssh europeans trying to invalidate peanut butter. Also, peanut butter should contain no more than 2 ingredients, and neither of them can be any type of sugar.

 

[nightstalker962]

I went through so many jars of Nutella when I was younger.

 

[Aurica]

Huh? But it's peanut butter. Honey roasted peanut butter.

 

[Gavatron]

The only spread you need. Lots of butter/margarine and splotches of vegemite. Perfect any time of the day.

 

[Eidan]

Peanut butter is the best spread by a wide wide margin.

 

[Nilou]

Despite your best efforts to prove otherwise the answer is still peanut butter :P

 

[Angie]

Psssh europeans trying to invalidate peanut butter. Also, peanut butter should contain no more than 2 ingredients, and neither of them can be any type of sugar.

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Despite your best efforts to prove otherwise the answer is still peanut butter :P

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[subpar spatula]

when i was a kid i put my hand in a jar of peanut butter. nothing has ever come to surpass that experience. an indescribable feeling of existence. my heart raced. i was alive.

 

[Septimus Prime]

Just butter, kthx.

 

[TheWooniestWoona]

Don't dis peanut butter. Peanut butter is great.

Personally I like some pimento cheese spread. Nothing fancy, just give me the generic looking stuff that's always hiding in the corner of the grocery store.

 

[Skade]

Speculoos spread. By far.

From a quick google search, this seem to be called "Cookie butter" or something in english.

 

[Nacho]

I dont knwo where to start without peanut butter at the top. Homemade peanut (or any nut tbh) butter is the best.

Outside of that? Idk a good Jam? Mayo in the right context.

 

[Nilou]

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Rapunzel even has a brand of peanut butter :P

 

[TheRealTalker]

I doubt Angie22 even had Peanut Butter.

 

[Angie]

I doubt Angie22 even had Peanut Butter.

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I did tried it.
And it was traumatizing

 

[TheRealTalker]

I did tried it.
And it was traumatizing

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Does traumatizing mean delicious?

 

[subpar spatula]

beyond there is only peanut butter.

 

[Night Hunter]

It's either Nutella or just plain butter and something like acacia, pine or clover honey (I don't know if that's actually what you call them in english)

 

[echoshifting]

Peanut butter drizzled with honey is god tier spread and I won't accept arguments to the contrary, op

 

[subpar spatula]

let's be honest, bread spread is just flavoring the bread and adds zero to you feeling less hungry.

 

[SwampBastard]

Nothing beats good quality butter.

 

[Baphomet]

Op is wrong, peanut butter is the best ❤️

 

[Exist 2 Inspire]

Plum Jam

 

[Kurita]

It's semi-salt butter

 

[Dogui]

1- Put a banana on microwave for a minute
2- Smash it with a spoon
3- Put some sugar on it
4- Spread it on a bread

There you go, best spread.

 

[Meauxse]

No one has said Fluff yet?

shame

Edit: I would have also accepted cream cheese (choose your flavor) as well as:

1. good garlic butter
2. butter with maple syrup sugar powder
3. Remoulade or sim
4. Hummus

Edit3: Now I'm just hungry.

 

[nullref]

I mean obviously butter is the GOAT.

And I love peanut butter.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Tapenade as far as savory spreads go.

Pistachio cream for sweet spreads.

 

[Nilou]

Poll Added!

 

[Vulcano's Assistant]

Tapenade as far as savory spreads go.

Pistachio cream for sweet spreads.

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I suppose a part in me must have always known this would likely exist, but I'm ashamed of myself for never actually thinking it did.

 

[Tight Shoe]

crunchy margarine

 

[Lightning Count]

any type of fruit or vegetable jam

specifically fig jam

since i am european i eat it the european sandwich style of course with a quality bread

peanut butter is ok but i don't like it on bread. it's also uncommon here in germany i gotta hunt for that and there's only like 2-3 jars available at any time. except for when there is an american week where there's many

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Let the old place die.

 

[sialnez]

Let my introduce you to the fine German delicacy that is Leberwurst...

 

[That1GoodHunter]

Angie, your horrific food hot takes are infesting other corners of Era?

Will i ever know peace?!

 

[Angie]

Angie, your horrific food hot takes are infesting other corners of Era?

Will i ever know peace?!

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Tag Astrochelys
He must know that the rest of ERA hates PB too

 

[Dezzy]

Peanut Butter will always be the best. The only thing up for debate is what secondary spread compliments it.

I will say that the crunchy almond butter from Trader Joe's is amazing and almost comes close to peanut butter.

 

[Deleted member 5725]

Tag Astrochelys
He must know that the rest of ERA hates PB too

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I mean, peanut butter is winning right now so 🤷‍♂️

And you didn't even have the decency of putting a picture of peanut butter in the OP. Tsk.

And to answer the topic: 1. peanut butter 2. hummus

 

[Jack Frost]

Trader Joe's cookie butter.

 

[John Frost]

Peanut butter.

:)

 

[Goldenroad]

Butter, but garlic butter more specifically.

 

[Listai]

The only spread you need. Lots of butter/margarine and splotches of vegemite. Perfect any time of the day.

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This.

and if you're feeling especially gormet - put some cheese on top.