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What Inanimate Object Would You Least Like to Be?

Goldenroad

Goldenroad

Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account
Banned
Nov 2, 2017
9,475
Simple question. If you were to die right now and be reincarnated as an inanimate object, what is your worst case scenario.

I'll start. Toilet Brush
 
Dennis8K

Dennis8K

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
20,161
Curse my slow typing. It would have been the perfect first reply too.

Oh well, I blame Kevers who is now my enemy.
 

Deleted member 8468

User requested account closure
Banned
Oct 26, 2017
9,109
I'd hate to be a sponge.

Always damp or shriveled up, and progressively get dirtier until you're tossed in the garbage.
 
Kapryov

Kapryov

Member
Oct 27, 2017
10,135
Australia
All the worst are probably mentioned.

How about a bar of soap. On the plus side you'll probably have a short life, depending on how often you get used.
 
Siggy-P

Siggy-P

Avenger
Mar 18, 2018
11,865
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An AI sex doll has been left "heavily soiled" and in need of repairs after being repeatedly molested while on display at a tech fair.
 
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Van Bur3n

Van Bur3n

Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
26,089
A lamp with a pull chain, so that when that one person that constantly yanks the chain for the hell of it (there are always a few every so often) they essentially jack me off.
 

siddx

Banned
Dec 25, 2017
1,807
The inside lining of the base of a porta potty?
Trump's toilet seat?
Gauze used to stuff someone's anal fissure?
 

Deleted member 412

User requested account closure
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Oct 25, 2017
491
objects does not have consciousness, so it doesn't matter to me. I refuse to go along with your metaphysical games
 
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