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What if era made a game?
- Thread starter iswasdoes
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Ass wiping simulator with every method leading to a game over because no one knows how to properly do it.
A Zero Escape style entrapment horror game about the Nintendo Direct speculation threads during a drought
It would be a third person cinematic heavy JRPG with zero accessibility options like easy/story mode. There would be no online component nor a tutorial because that's part of the challenge.
it would have its release date pushed back twice, one scandal written about by Jason Schrier an OT with too many gifs
yet despite all that, still manage a 92 meta critic score.
it would have its release date pushed back twice, one scandal written about by Jason Schrier an OT with too many gifs
yet despite all that, still manage a 92 meta critic score.
Yes, DudeBro II: My Shit Is Fucked Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time, a game based on that infamous gaf thread where a dude said he'd rather play an imagine babyz game than a game with that title.
Somehow, it has an incredibly elaborately detailed Wikipedia page??? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudebro_II
A forum project as ambitious as a game is too difficult unless it's a very small, dedicated team. Video games take years to make and people usually lose interest in these kinds of projects after like 2 months.
It would be the worst game ever made
A selection of people trying to get the most niche things into it, references to games no one remembers and it would have to cost £200 a copy as no dlc or mtx would be allowed
A selection of people trying to get the most niche things into it, references to games no one remembers and it would have to cost £200 a copy as no dlc or mtx would be allowed
It'd be about posting on a video game forum and finally figuring out you're the only human. Everyone else was just a bot.
We'd fight over it while making it and fight over whether it's GOTY or hot garbage after it comes out.
best ideas so far. But cmon I got some Kickstarter money on this
We would never get past the concept stage. Single player or GAAS? Console exclusive or does EGS get involved? Do we put in an easy mode or just make it hardcore? 30fps or 60fps?
This is alarmingly accurate.
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This was tried and failed pre-ResetEra for exactly the reasons you'd think something like this would fail.
It would be an open-world game with no microtransactions, no DLC until 2 years after release, and a "robust story mode" that has infinite paths and endings.
It would also be 4K compatible with 300FPS, and yet somehow it would still be "perfect for Switch."
It would also be 4K compatible with 300FPS, and yet somehow it would still be "perfect for Switch."
The main character would be wearing Cammy's outfit and a ton of people would have no problem with it. :(
ERA Dating Sim: Final Level
Option A: Show her The Last of Us to show her how far gaming has come since Super Mario World.
Option B: Talk about baby names for your future children. You're thinking Nathan for a first name, Drake for the middle name.
Option C: Ask ResetERA for advice on how to proceed. Note: You will NOT be taking this advice.
PS4 exclusive, supports flick-stick.
Option A: Show her The Last of Us to show her how far gaming has come since Super Mario World.
Option B: Talk about baby names for your future children. You're thinking Nathan for a first name, Drake for the middle name.
Option C: Ask ResetERA for advice on how to proceed. Note: You will NOT be taking this advice.
PS4 exclusive, supports flick-stick.
If Era made a game I would write it and it would involve stealing extravagantly designed pies in a late 1920's post revolutionary Russia. I concluded a while ago that this would best encapsulate what Era is about and would reach the widest range of currently active users.
The main character is called Niche-Man (You can also choose gender identity and how you want to be addressed but the title is Niche Man).
- The villain is a corporate overlord who has an overly complex backstory, who curses Niche Man with Ludonarrative Dissonance. Ironically this will also be the villain's downfall.
- As Niche Man is trying to break his curse there is a gang of people following him everywhere and scrutinising every move he makes. If he goes into a shop for instance people speculate an acquisition is about to take place. Or if you stand idle for a while they begin posting hype train gifs to your phone.
- The villain is a corporate overlord who has an overly complex backstory, who curses Niche Man with Ludonarrative Dissonance. Ironically this will also be the villain's downfall.
- As Niche Man is trying to break his curse there is a gang of people following him everywhere and scrutinising every move he makes. If he goes into a shop for instance people speculate an acquisition is about to take place. Or if you stand idle for a while they begin posting hype train gifs to your phone.
Also it would have 8000 accessibility features and tell you how cool you are every 5 minutes
