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Deleted member 4262

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Oct 25, 2017
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Probably Record of Agarest War. I bought it on a whim at Gamestop years ago, thinking it was just a regular animu RPG. Turns out it was quite pervy.
 

Fat4all

Woke up, got a money tag, swears a lot
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Probably Record of Agarest War. I bought it on a whim at Gamestop years ago, thinking it was just a regular animu RPG. Turns out it was quite pervy.
i worked at gamestop around then

that box, man

that fucking box

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take a cold shower, box, jesus
 

Bilollipop

Member
Nov 26, 2017
264
Canada
I bought Code of Princess EX.
I remembered hearing about the 3ds version, really liked Guardian Heroes, and the main Character looks like this.
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Turns out it was really really bad. Traded it in and still hate that I spent money on it.
 

Dest

Has seen more 10s than EA ever will
Coward
Jun 4, 2018
14,063
Work

If you ever want an out for explaining why you bought what sounds like a DS game for young girls just tell them it's a hardcore stat raising sim with some killer 90s music. Ain't nobody gonna shame me for owning them.

Holy shit this fucking SLAPS.
I've heard some pretty good things about these games actually, and they're on Steam now, aren't they? Worth picking up?

Also, I guess mine is my physical copy of Senran Kagura Estival Versus Let's Get Physical. At the time I got it it was on sale for around the same price as just the base game, though. Not a half bad game is I'm being honest. Outside of that it might be Punch Line, but I have no idea how bad it actually is. I haven't played it at all.
 

Kinsei

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
20,552
Stretch Panic.

Cool box, right?

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Well here's a screenshot of the game.
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The gameplay outside of boss fights is just pinching tits. The game is also just plain bad gameplay wise, even if some of the bosses do have some neat ideas behind them.
 

NoKisum

Member
Nov 11, 2017
4,913
DMV Area, USA
There are only two games in my gaming history that I still feel ashamed and terrible for owning to this day. So horrible that I wouldn't even argue if having these two games even touch my library automatically disavows any possible gaming credibility I could have.
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Firima

Member
Oct 27, 2017
4,477
I have DoA Xtreme 3 Fortune for PS4. Planned to stream it for shits but only managed to get through one vacation I think. I can't do it. I tried.
 

Biteren

Member
Oct 29, 2017
2,610
I have the ps4 onichibara and senran kagura esaval versus, i aint ashamed of any of those

But some users have fallout and anthem...
 

Funkallero

Member
Oct 28, 2017
1,791
Tokyo
Summer Lesson for PSVR.
At the time I wanted to try as much stuff as I could on the platform, ended up buying this.
Played a couple of times, felt embarrassed, never came back.
 

SpankyDoodle

Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,082
Because it was 2016 and I've decided not to get myself involved with this series after, and PBS released in 2017 apparently

don't tempt me
Oh right that makes sense lol

I think EV was the first ever musou game and holy shit my roommate and I had such a blast playing through it, she'd leave the room and then I'd chain together some insane combo and start shouting and she'd run back in and start laughing and screaming along with me as the transformations got more and more ridiculous and the hit count climbed higher and higher. It's SO over the top in every aspect hahahaha

The "ending" is fucking garbage though. Like the game itself doesn't even have an ending, the ending is in the DLC, and it's not even an ending. Nothing they were building up to or preparing for happens. The story just stops before any kind of climax or resolution. What the fuck?
 

Rotobit

Editor at Nintendo Wire
Verified
Oct 27, 2017
10,196
Recently got the recent SNK Collection on the PS4 and the physical box art is pretty good! Especially compared to the Switch version that is just a scantily clad Athena front and center

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But then the actual menu icon on the system level was said scantily clad Athena

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It's hardly the worst offender but I quickly shuffled it into fourth place in one of my PS4 folders because if a person not savvy with ancient SNK games happened to see it I'd feel very awkward

Really I'm more just kinda annoyed that they felt the need to do "sex sells" for a bundle of iconic old games
 
Apr 24, 2018
3,609
A friend of mine got me the Senran Kagura Peach Beach Splash Collector's Edition (or w/e it's called) as a gift. Just having it on my shelf with my other games made me feel shame, and I still haven't opened it.
 
Oct 27, 2017
12,756
At the moment I'm embarrassed I spent $25 on this shit. I'd have more fun having my teeth pulled out with pliers than playing this garbage. I'd have more fun letting rabid hyenas maul my asshole than play this trash. I'd have more fun being murdered and eaten by Dahmer than playing this cesspool of snake diarrhea.

FUCK Sonic Team. FUCK Sonic Unleashed. FUCK everyone who made this. If there is a Hell, I hope you all end up there with demons poking dirty fingers in your eyes, singing badly performed smooth jazz versions of Merzbow songs and shoving ants up your assholes for all eternity.

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Tavernade

Tavernade
Moderator
Sep 18, 2018
8,635
I got saved from buying a lot of questionable Steam games because I suddenly got real life Steam friends about the time I started discovering them and didn't want to be embarrass myself... though a lot are still on my wish list.

What is the actual legal situation of The Guy Game? I always thought it was a wide release, so theoretically there are a lot of copies out there. Is everyone who owns it required to destroy it, or is it some weird thing where they get grandfathered in so long as they never ever play/sell it somehow?

At the moment I'm embarrassed I spent $25 on this shit. I'd have more fun having my teeth pulled out with pliers than playing this garbage. I'd have more fun letting rabid hyenas maul my asshole than play this trash. I'd have more fun being murdered and eaten by Dahmer than playing this cesspool of snake diarrhea.

FUCK Sonic Team. FUCK Sonic Unleashed. FUCK everyone who made this. If there is a Hell, I hope you all end up there with demons poking dirty fingers in your eyes, singing badly performed smooth jazz versions of Merzbow songs and shoving ants up your assholes for all eternity.

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I don't hate it as much as you but I am embarrassed to own it too. I think when it came out I was about to be in college, and heard (somewhere) it was good so I got it. It was not good, and I don't think I made it past the second Werehog level. A lot of wasted money on the game.
 

Trickster

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
6,533
Maybe Diablo 3? Makes me feel bad to know I was one of the suckers that bought the game despite seeing a billion warning signs prior to it's release.

Not sure why anyone would feel bad about owning games with sexual themes/fanservice though. Your literally biologically hardwired to like looking at that sort of thing
 

HardRojo

One Winged Slayer
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Oct 25, 2017
26,140
Peru
None that I can think of. I don't think I've gotten any of those creepy games made for weird people.
 

Tavernade

Tavernade
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Sep 18, 2018
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Maybe Diablo 3? Makes me feel bad to know I was one of the suckers that bought the game despite seeing a billion warning signs prior to it's release.

Not sure why anyone would feel bad about owning games with sexual themes/fanservice though. Your literally biologically hardwired to like looking at that sort of thing

If you have female friends or live with your family/have family over it's awkward to have around. At the very least, it's looked down on. There's a reason people hide their actual porn.
 

Green Mario

Member
Oct 27, 2017
4,319
I own all of the Deep Space Waifu games on Steam. They're super cheap, decent-ish shmups with lewd anime girls. They're also really fast and easy to get all of the achievements in, which I like since they're mostly letters that you can use to spell out whatever you want on your Steam profile. I'm not into hentai at all, but I keep buying these stupid games.

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Ashamed that I pre-ordered, avoided reviews, and gave Konami day 1 money for this shameful piece of shit.

Oh God, I changed my mind. I can't believe I paid full price for this.
 

Weltall Zero

Game Developer
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Oct 26, 2017
19,343
Madrid
I'm assuming you mean physical or at least stuff you bought specifically, as opposed to getting it in a bundle with a bunch of other games; in that case, I guess for me it would be Devil May Cry 2. Just... ugh. :P
 
Oct 27, 2017
12,756
What is the actual legal situation of The Guy Game? I always thought it was a wide release, so theoretically there are a lot of copies out there. Is everyone who owns it required to destroy it, or is it some weird thing where they get grandfathered in so long as they never ever play/sell it somehow?



I don't hate it as much as you but I am embarrassed to own it too. I think when it came out I was about to be in college, and heard (somewhere) it was good so I got it. It was not good, and I don't think I made it past the second Werehog level. A lot of wasted money on the game.

I don't think the cops are gonna come knocking on your door for owning the game, but stores like Gamestop obviously can't sell it.

I don't mind the werehog levels, they're mostly just a boring slog. But my god the sloppy controls, the target mechanic that is about as precise as a drunken, blind sailor playing dart, the level design that was clearly made by people who hate Sonic, Sonic games and the Sonic fanbase, the camera that is broken shit, the twitchy gameplay designed by a hyperactive 10 year old hopped up on coffee, Red Bull and amphetamine.. The game is a steaming shit sandwich. It's overall one of the worst games I've played in years. And I paid Gamestop $25 for this trash...
 

Curler

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Oct 26, 2017
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If you have female friends or live with your family/have family over it's awkward to have around. At the very least, it's looked down on. There's a reason people hide their actual porn.

I think some people would actually be surprised how many teen girls and women also buy and play them.
 

timedesk

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Oct 27, 2017
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I feel bad that I got caught up in the hype for KH3. Before it came out I bought all the KH remasters for PS4. I've never even taken the disks out of the box. I know I'm probably never going to have the time to play them, so they just sit on my shelf. I really should try and sell them.
 

Weltall Zero

Game Developer
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Oct 26, 2017
19,343
Madrid
Not sure why anyone would feel bad about owning games with sexual themes/fanservice though. Your literally biologically hardwired to like looking at that sort of thing

"Biologically hardwired" is not the knockdown justification for actual, conscious actions that you seem to imply. You're "biologically hardwired" to have all sorts of impulses, many of them actively harmful to you (or others) in modern society.
 

Deleted member 1190

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Oct 25, 2017
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Senran Kagura Peach Beach Splash, the gameplay was actually kinda fun but good lord I wish it wasn't half as pervy as I just couldn't play it any more, Estival Versus is actually tolerable in that regard but not this one.




If you ever want an out for explaining why you bought what sounds like a DS game for young girls just tell them it's a hardcore stat raising sim with some killer 90s music. Ain't nobody gonna shame me for owning them.


The fuck

This is amazing
 

Indelible

Member
Oct 27, 2017
13,699
Canada
I bought Megadimension Neptunia VII on Steam because of positive reviews, just not into fanservice and it taught me not to trust user reviews.
 

OldGamer

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Jul 6, 2019
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Early on, it was usually the cartoon platformers. Then it was the more heavily "anime" titles. You know, back when I had a more fragile ego but you couldn't be cool with "kiddie" stuff like that lying around.

I haven't had much issue since other than a few strange bits inside certain games.

And what was that NES Sesame Street game with Grover as a spaceman? Seemed everyone had one of those shamefully lying on the bottom of their cartridge stack.