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What does your dad eat for breakfast?

RatskyWatsky

RatskyWatsky

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Oct 25, 2017
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I have just a simple question for you today!

What does your dad eat for breakfast?

Mine eats the same thing every morning - eggs! He scrambles them and eats them with either salsa or ketchup. Salt and pepper too, of course. But he eats that every morning!

What does yours eat and does he cook it himself? šŸ¤”
 

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My dad's too lazy to cook for himself. Sometimes he'll have a pot of oatmeal, that's it.

He's one of those people who complains about what you make, but can't figure out how you made it so he can do it himself.

He's a perfect example of Dunning-Kruger effect.
 
lunchtoast

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Oct 26, 2017
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Probably cereal doing that annoying spoon slurping followed by loud crunching and breathing.
 
TSM

TSM

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Oct 27, 2017
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Shit hopefully. He was an AWOL father and is an AWOL grandfather. Haven't seen or heard from him in at least 5 years.
 
Garp TXB

Garp TXB

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Apr 1, 2020
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Yogurt and granola.

Also, reading this thread is roughā€¦ I have a good dad. I'm really lucky
 
Strings

Strings

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Oct 27, 2017
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Pieces of shit like Happy Gilmore.

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But for real, my dad doesn't eat breakfast, and it drives me crazy. IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY.
 

Lewpy

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Oct 28, 2017
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Jesus, this thread got depressing quick. Who would have guessed considering the title.
 

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Oct 27, 2017
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My dad does a light hearted breakfast, consisting of bread with gouda kaas 40+ and 2 cups of coffee. I still ask him if he wants something else xD.

Somedays he does have the mood of eating some sweet french toast, bread with tunasalad :).

Happy fathers day!
 

RunningMan

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Oct 29, 2017
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Those little oatmeal packets. Just started eating them a few months ago and hasn't stopped. Packet, little water, microwave and an easy meal I guess.
 
CarpeDeezNutz

CarpeDeezNutz

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Oct 27, 2017
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Right now smoothies, old man had to get his teeth pulled to take care of some cancer, went through chemo but he's doing better and is getting dentures later.

This thread really makes me thankful I had a great dad growing up.
 
meph

meph

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Chili dogs. I have no idea why or when it started, but he makes chili dogs for breakfast once a week on weekends.
 
ryseing

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Oct 25, 2017
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I haven't eaten breakfast with my dad since high school- even when I see him occasionally for holidays and such I don't stay with him and don't see him until the afternoon. Even during high school I didn't see him much in the mornings since he got up to work so early.

I think he was a shake guy? That's the memory that's popping up since he was a big bike rider on weekend mornings.
 
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Nemesis121

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Nov 3, 2017
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I can't remember, parents divorced when i was 14, he died 14 years later, and he's been dead 16 years..
 
Pein

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no idea. I see my dad a few times a year since I was a kid and couldn't tell you.

something as mundane as that I don't know.
 
That1GoodHunter

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"Why do I get the sense I'm about to get a look into the childhood trauma of pleeeenty of Era users...."

*Checks first thread page*

Damn, getting sad (and incredibly thankful for my pops) seeing some of yalls' posts
 
Mr Jones

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Oct 25, 2017
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Dad: The Dark Thread.

I am one of the (apparently many) folks with a not so great dad, so I won't talk about him.

I'm a dad though! I had leftover teriyaki chicken and toast. It was pretty good!
 
Einbroch

Einbroch

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Oct 25, 2017
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He's dead, but he was a huge fan of hard boiled eggs. He had an egg cup and everything.
 
Karateka

Karateka

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Oct 28, 2017
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Whatever he wants I guess. If I'm there he will make brunch with fried potatoes, scrambled eggs, Sausage and bacon.
 
MrToughPants

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Oct 30, 2017
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He's 78, blind, and missing half a leg so he eats whatever someone in the house makes him; cereal, pb & banana sandwich, or grilled cheese.
 
TheSkullPrince

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Oct 28, 2017
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Dad eats different things for breakfast every day for the main course, but his staple must haves are coffee and creamer and buttered toast (or any type of bread really).
 
8bit

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Oct 27, 2017
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Fuck knows. Probably Corn Flakes or something. I haven't lived in the same house for 30 years.
 
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