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What are the most absurd products you have ever seen?
- Thread starter FernandoRocker
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Only at Hammacher Schlemmer, the question becomes - why stop at subsurface?
And so cheap! Less than half the price of a full 17 instrument self-contained hootenanny!
Rest easy knowing that you too spared no expense!
For the man who has everything, why not mash some of that everything together to make it underwater capable, flying, retro, or bespoke?
Don't let your reach exceed your grasp, and fear not! HS is on hand to provide a less expensive option for those on a budget.
Hammacher Schlemmer rules.
Oh my sweet summer child.
Allow me to introduce you to the madness that is Hammacher Schlemmer:
Superplexus 3D Gravity Ball Maze, a mere $55k
JFC, that thing looks like it'll open a portal to Hell if you solve it...
The Snuggie is cheap trash, the Slanket is god tier, nice microfiber plush and a freaking foot pocket.
I once saw an energy drink called "Crunk Juice", and wtf are "Rap Snacks" even?
When I first saw this I thought it was a trick to get Trumper rubes to spend money
This thing is pretty dope when hacked to run Google Alexa.
My mom would buy the worst uni-tasker kitchen devices from Home Shopping Network/QVC. Once Alton Brown passes away he'll immediately start rolling in the grave at the thought of it.
Also yes Dude Wipes. Even when I want some ass wipes I ain't buying that dumb shit.
Also yes Dude Wipes. Even when I want some ass wipes I ain't buying that dumb shit.
Holy shit. That is so freakin stupid it's actually impressive.
It also has an American flag cape that you pull out of its back.
I saw this commercial earlier this year on a trip to New Orleans before Covid lockdown started and I thought it was a parody, before someone told me it was real.
The first time I saw the commercial for that is still permanently scarred into my memory. For a few moments it felt like what one would imagine going mad would feel like.
My favorite thing about this product is imageining all the Trump supporters who bought it, childishly crying into their Trumpy Bears after Fox News called the election for Biden all while throwing a tantrum about how it was rigged and not fair. Fills me with joy! Thanks Trumpy Bear!
It is a robe indeed, but it already has a back. Some drunk genius just put it on backwards and sold millions of it.
Toilet Tunes - Make Music When You Take a Leak
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Toilet Tunes. A product so stupid it's commercial gives an embarrassing example were the device wouldn't even be making noise.
Totally agree. I also think in many cases, people don't spend the entire gift card. If there's 74 cents left on it, some people probably just throw it away. Like where i live, it's common to buy a gift card that works at several stores, including grocery stores. What happens to the remaining money?
My granda still has one of those. Its still a fun, dumb novelty gift for the right person.
There are reasons to buy gift cards. One is that you could get discounts on gift cards from many stores. Costco, for example, always have gift cards on sale for 10-20% off. So gifting a gift card can save you a bit compared to just handing out cash.