WH has released Trump's Health Report

[Deleted member 16365]

If you can look past the bs that he's only 243 lbs, the guy is absolutely not 6'3". I question the BP and heart rate as well, but maybe they got him during his executive time.

 

[Pooh]

They lie so much I'm not even sure if he's 72 at this point

 

[Vonnegut]

Gained 4 pounds.

 

[Enzom21]

6'3"?! Get the fuck outta here. That's some Kim Jong-il type bullshit.

 

[EJS]

If you can look past the bs that he's only 243 lbs, the guy is absolutely not 6'3". I question the BP and heart rate as well, but maybe they got him during his executive time.

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He's actually pretty tall, so I don't doubt he's 6'3"
If his other numbers are correct, which I am not sure about, then his McDonald's diet is treating him well, lol (aside from 243, yikes).

 

[Deleted member 7279]

Well he's obese

Which was more than they admitted to last year with this

 

[Squarehard]

 

[skillzilla81]

lmao @ 243lbs.

 

[sangreal]

perfect health so they just upped his statins because...?

 

[Kmonk]

He's actually pretty tall, so I don't doubt he's 6'3"
If his other numbers are correct, which I am not sure about, then his McDonald's diet is treating him well, lol (aside from 243, yikes).

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Of all his lies, this is probably the one I'd care about least. But a simple search on line (or a look at the US Politics OT) shows some pretty comical comparison with other people who are purported to be the same height or shorter.

 

[DJ_Lae]

Interesting that they'd let them put 243lbs as his weight, I figured they'd want him to be (officially, at least) toeing the line of obesity.

 

[markavacado]

I laughed when I read "his" blood pressure. Must be taking the same pills as Kim Jong-Un.

 

[I Don't Like]

He's heavier than 243 and those HDL/LDL numbers are made up.

 

[Samara]

4 pounds uh?

Dude is freaking huge. Just look at him at his McBuffet and in his McGirdle.

 

[Seesaw15]

243lbs of pure muscle.

 

[mikeys_legendary]

Obese.

Good health overall.

Pick one.

 

[EJS]

Of all his lies, this is probably the one I'd care about least. But a simple search on line (or a look at the US Politics OT) shows some pretty comical comparison with other people who are purported to be the same height or shorter.

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Eh, Obama is apparently 6'1" and Trump is clearly taller.

It could be a lie, lol, I don't care that much. I know he's not that short, though.

 

[Terminus]

Interesting that they'd let them put 243lbs as his weight, I figured they'd want him to be (officially, at least) toeing the line of obesity.

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Honestly it probably makes him even more appealing and relatable to a decent chunk of his base.

 

[Lifendz]

Guy with that kind of diet, age, weight that doesn't exercise out has some impressive blood pressure.

 

[Deleted member 44129]

He'll have plenty of cushion for the pushin' in prison.

 

[Stooge]

70 BPM resting heart rate my ass.

 

[Kurdel]

6'3 man next to a 6'2 man.

https://i./i/newpix/2018/06/10/17/4D1080C300000578-5827019-image-m-4_1528647159726.jpg

 

[sangreal]

nm

 

[uncredited male mk2]

Our little baby is still growing.

 

[Greigor the FellHand]

5'11"
342lbs

 

[Tamanon]

Yeah right, like he's got a heart.

C'mon guys.

 

[Razorskin]

Was expecting penis size to be in the report.

 

[Bramblebutt]

I guess they figured they couldn't pretend he hadn't gained any weight, so they took his prior bullshit weight and knocked it up a few pounds, even though they only came up with the last number because they could claim he wasn't obese.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least if he was actually 300 lbs.

 

[Chaos-Theory]

perfect health so they just upped his statins because...?

also, he was 6'1 last year

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By reducing cholesterol levels that are already normal...

 

[PintSizedSlasher]

 

[Walter White Walker]

He's fat and eats fast food all the time. I don't buy any of those numbers.

 

[shnurgleton]

How'd they figure out how old he is, did they count the rings

 

[SpinningBirdKick]

Don't worry, that prison diet will soon get him back in shape.

Not so sure about his mental health though...

 

[scorcho59]

perfect health so they just upped his statins because...?

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LDL (also known as bad cholesterol) too high

 

[Deleted member 2809]

They forgot the 12 inches penis

 

[Ponn]

Was expecting penis size to be in the report.

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Greatest penis size in all history, some people say.

 

[GravisMors]

5'11" or 6'3" depends on who you ask. Good thing height and weight are a subjective thing

 

[Wein Cruz]

 

[Pilgrimzero]

"Power level: 5000+"

 

[Shaneus]

Maybe they're talking about his waistband?

 

[Sheepinator]

While those height and weight figures are clearly a lie, it's interesting that he finally admitted to being obese.

 

[jontin]

They forgot the 12 inches penis

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Then we'd know for sure he posts on Era!

 

[maxxpower]

I got excited with the thread title and thought he had a heart attack or something.

 

[OtherWorldly]

He is 5' 11

 

[Tagg]

Who is going on record with these bogus numbers?!!!

 

[RDreamer]

I was 6'3" and 250+ pounds at my heaviest before I started dieting and there's no fucking way that's what he is.

 

[Taki]

Why are they lying about the height

 

[hinryu]

DO? That's not even a real doctor /s

 

[Casualcore]

He's on 40mg of statins, so those cholesterol numbers might not even be a lie.

 

[Greg NYC3]

Why are they lying about the height

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Because Trump lies about every damn thing.