Weird object washed up on cape Canaveral beach

[Garrison]

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/l...ed-to-have-washed-up-on-cape-canaveral-beach/



Like....what... the.. hell .. is that...

 

[Volimar]

That entire article is weird.

 

[thebigword]

Florida doll

 

[Wilsongt]

Jimmy Hoffa?

 

[HStallion]

mermaid mummy

 

[diakyu]

Is the idea that it somehow got from Africa to the shores of Florida cause I find that one hard to believe.

 

[Stinkles]

African Good Luck Doll

 

[Firebrand]

Wilson sure is looking good

 

[SpankyDoodle]

Oh man there's an Aliens Abroad comic here somewhere I can feel it

 

[EssBeeVee]

came here thnking it was dildos

 

[Z-Beat]

 

[Van Bur3n]

I've been looking for that crusty old cunt for ages. Don't know how the feck he ended up down there. Anyway, hand 'em over.

 

[Squarehard]

Hoffa

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[Deleted member 1248]

That's a penis.

 

[Deffers]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Anansi has nothing to do with Voudon to my knowledge. I know about an insect-variant "Voudon" group that would JUST ABOUT create something like this but it wouldn't be Anansi.

 

[Sectorseven]

"If it's not a voodoo doll, it's a good luck doll."

 

[Ghos]

entire report is hilarious lmao

 

[CrocodileGrin]

Before clicking the article, I thought it was going to be about aliens. I got something from the Binding of Issac instead.

 

[GDGF]

That's my fetish.

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Thanks for the pics

 

[L Thammy]

sorry

 

[Fiction]

Is there a spider god in Voudon? I can't recall. I know there is a serpent (Dambala) but that looks like it might have been a spider. The human teeth and snake skin though...idk.

 

[Wamb0wneD]

That's a penis.

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Uhhh I dont want to see what penises yoive seen lol.

 

[Brood]

It's witchcraft. Destroying the doll would free the poor soul from his curse.

 

[Clefargle]

It's Conkey!

 

[XenodudeX]

is that..teeth?

 

[inner-G]

I think it's probably a sex doll crafted by someone stuck on a desert island with no volleyball to keep them company.

 

[Ghos]

Uhhh I dont want to see what penises yoive seen lol.

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penis dentata

 

[Baladium]

That's a penis.

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[nekkid]

That's the next season of AHS sorted.

 

[.exe]

The teeth creep me out. The rest, eh.

 

[Speevy]

He threw it back in the ocean. He shouldn't be shocked to find it sitting in his recliner when he returns home.

 

[Deleted member 46948]

It's Milky Joe from Mighty Boosh!

 

[Box]

He threw it back in the ocean. He shouldn't be shocked to find it sitting in his recliner when he returns home.

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He returned home to find his wife on the floor... Drowned.

 

[Zombine]

Old timey sex doll

 

[Dreams-Visions]

that's my fetish

 

[BarryFishFinger]

It's Milky Joe from Mighty Boosh!

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My first thought.

I hear Milky Joe is an arse, always banging on about Sartre. Precious Lillywhite is more my jam

 

[Quinnzel]

Its Milk Joes cousin, Silky Jane!