OP ... I am channelling your spirit right now. The "We need to talk" thing is like a meme here.
It makes sense with something serious, like, "We need to talk about how this community treats black people" or "we need to talk about Era and anti-trans language," like... Yeah, we do *need* to talk about those subjects and that's a good way to broach it. It's kind of a hard subject to bring up and so it makes sense to say "we need to have a talk about it..." as a way to broach the subject.
But.....
Theere is a shiiiiiit load of "We need to talk about jellybeans" or "It's time we talk about elastic waist sweatpants" and what have you, and as an old curmudgeon always eager to complain about how the young people talk, I'd like to say that we don't *need* to talk about these subjects, but it would be delightful to talk about them. So my recommendation for all ya'll thread creators is whenever you have a light hearted topic that you think *needs to be talked about* please rephrase:
From:
We Need to Talk About A Christmas Story
To:
It Would be Delightful to Talk About a Christmas Story
lease add your own creative intros:
It Would Be My Pleasure to Talk About Egg Nog Recipes
In fact, I'm going to lead by example and do an egg nog one RIGHT NOW