I remember one Summer, my brother I and went to Toys R Us and they had a promotion that if you spent something like $25, they gave you a huge version of one of those water guns where, if you stick the one end in a bucket and pull the other side out, it sucks up a shit-ton of water. So we each bought a decent Super Soaker, so we got two of the free promos. The free guns were seriously like fucking water cannons, like hoses hooked up to fire hydrants. It was insane. Obviously, you were limited by the actual buckets themselves, but we built like a fort in our backyard, and kids kept coming by to try to get the jump on us. The kids in our neighborhood that we were playing with got fucking PISSED, because they got drenched and the regular Super Soakers didn't do near the same amount of damage.
