Want To Know If You're A Real Star Wars Fan Or Not?

[SteveMeister]

If you haven't played Star Wars Kinect you're a fucking piece of shit.

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Masters of Teras Kasi

 

[TAJ]

Real Star Wars fan definition:

• Only really likes the first trilogy.
• Does not allow any of the shitty movies after 1983 to influence head canon at all.
• Didn't read any Star Wars fiction because knew it wouldn't be as good as those movies.
• Agrees that Tie Fighter is the best Star Wars game ever, but KOTOR, Dark Forces, Fallen Order and others are good too...
• Doesn't know nor care about any of the extended universe shit.

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That sounds wonderful, but my brain is too polluted to ever achieve that state of nirvana.

 

[Septimus Prime]

Fear

Anger

Hate

Suffering

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Fear: I hope this new trilogy will be good. I'm worried it might not live up to expectations.

Anger: What the fuck, this was just Episode IV again!

Hate: Holy shit, this is how they did Luke Skywalker!?

Suffering: Damn, that was they ended the saga, huh? Damn.

 

[Watchtower]

Celebrating the first days of 2020 with some good ol' fashioned gatekeeping.

 

[Deleted member 16452]

Lets move this conversation to the OT.

Thank you.