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Want To Know If You're A Real Star Wars Fan Or Not?

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Cess007

Cess007

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Oct 27, 2017
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Good to know I am not a Star Wars fan, I guess

Edit. [Annoying nerd Mode active]Why he's not mentioning the SW games? What a fake fan![/Annoying nerd mode]
 
dark_prinny

dark_prinny

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Oct 26, 2017
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You are only a true starwars fan if you name your first son Jar Jar Vader the third.
 
lokiduck

lokiduck

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Mar 27, 2019
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LOL I'm pretty sure you are a fan if you are a fan of Star Wars. It's not that complicated and gatekeeping like this is always stupid.
 
Cess007

Cess007

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adj_noun said:
You're posting in EtcetEra, which has basically become a Star Wars discussion group.

Congrats! You are a Star Wars fan.
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Tater

Tater

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Oct 30, 2017
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I'd like to know how many Life Day celebrations that guy has participated in. Then we can talk about real Star Wars fans.
 
Nintenleo

Nintenleo

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Nov 9, 2017
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You're a real Star Wars fan if you hate black dudes talking about fictional black dudes having sex with fictional white girls.
 
greenbird

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Just being on this site is too much Star Wars in my life. I can't imagine doing any of the other shit in the OP.
 
makonero

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Oct 27, 2017
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I see he didn't mention the different tiers of fans.

Real fans know what a tier three fan is.
 
TAJ

TAJ

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Oct 28, 2017
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I read the novelizations of the OT and The Phantom Menace.
I read several old EU books. They ranged from meh to terrible and I gave up on them before the end of 1994.
I haven't read any of the new canon books.
I've read many, many Star Wars comics, including the early new canon ones. I didn't care for many of them.
I tried watching every Star Wars cartoon ever produced except for Rebels. They were all straight garbage and I never finished any of them.
I've participated in Star Wars discussion in many venues, both online and in real life, but never at a dedicated Star Wars site.

I don't consider myself a Star Wars fan.
 
Ryan.

Ryan.

Prophet of Truth
The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
12,876
You're only a real Star Wars fan if you hate everything that has the Star Wars name on it.
 
DrHercouet

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May 25, 2018
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Right, sorry to burst in but this guy is the randomest dude on the Internet, got only 60ish RTs (I could bet most of them are ironic) and I'm convinced he's feeding on the attention in order to claim he "triggered the libs" or whatever later on. Are we really willing to relay any basic wannabe edgy neckbeard prick?
 
skipgo

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Dec 28, 2018
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He forgot to list "whined about SJWs ruining Star Wars"

I'm really glad to not be a fan, yay.
 
low-G

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Oct 25, 2017
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Real Star Wars fan definition:
  • Only really likes the first trilogy.
  • Does not allow any of the shitty movies after 1983 to influence head canon at all.
  • Didn't read any Star Wars fiction because knew it wouldn't be as good as those movies.
  • Agrees that Tie Fighter is the best Star Wars game ever, but KOTOR, Dark Forces, Fallen Order and others are good too...
  • Doesn't know nor care about any of the extended universe shit.
 
mightynine

mightynine

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Oct 25, 2017
2,147
What if you've rode all the SW rides at Walt Disney World? Beat THAT

I wish I could say that guy was joking, but he'd probably not.
 
bionic77

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Oct 25, 2017
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I hate everything and everyone, including Star Wars.

So I am about as hardcore of a SW fan as is possible.
 
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