It's from Polish developer MrCiastku (https://mrciastku.itch.io)
The demo comes out tomorrow.
I don't have any issue with Steam selling it but it's certainly a strange premise for a game.
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Those are both wank games so seems to me Steam pegged you right.
Can't wait for aaallll those let's plays with their funneh thumbnails.
"WAAAAAANKING SIMULATOR? WHAAAATS THAAAAAAAT????" ....
...gender organs? Is that an actual term?GENDER ORGANS ARE NOT VISIBLE! The game only shows the movement itself, which is accompanied by the sound of masturbation.
No the players are supposed to whack one out, not you.If I got into game development, I'd probably whack one out like this for the clicks too
"So, basically, you've got a job at the office thanks to your mom.
It's past your work hours, and she's waiting for you to get the heck out of the damn toilet and go with her home. You don't have a car obviously, so you gotta stick with her.
Problem is, you decided to... beat it at the office. You just couldn't hold it any longer.
Do it, man. Just do it.
And please, for the love of God, don't get caught by your mom. It will be a disaster. For you and your family."
Now this is pretty clever lolTo think this will probably have an entry on howlongtobeat.com
Death Stranding may be a masturbatory endeavor for Kojima but i don't think that was what was meant
The sequel never reached the heights of the original indeed, rather felt like a pointless back and forthSo, what's up with the developer?
Seriously: https://mrciastku.itch.io/dont-get-caught-2 :
So I like it when developers think out of the box and create weird and funny experiences but this? Nah, this ain't it. This is trash tier.
You've got ten minutes left till your bed time, but you forgot to do one important thing... I think we all know what it is.
Your job is to do what has to be done before you have to go to bed. There's a problem though, because your mom keeps walking around the damn house and sometimes checks on you.
As soon as you hear footsteps approaching your door, you gotta zip your pants and switch the tab. Otherwise, your mom will send you into oblivion. Obviously, she forgets to lock the doorafter checking so you have to get up and do it yourself.
It gets even harder. If you do it too fast, you will start hyperventilating and that can alert her, so don't expect just to mash the buttons and win.
Everyone went through this, right?