Wait what? Sephiroth apparently used a whole bottle of shampoo and conditioner when washing his hair.

[entremet]

lol

 

[Napalm_Frank]

This might rank among the least stupid things introduced in Crisis Core.

 

[Grapezard]

His scalp must be dry as hell.

 

[Crashman]

His scalp must be dry as hell.

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He'll just cast moisturaga.

 

[Vex]

...i mean..

It makes sense

 

[Alpheus]

His brand of choice

Links to a item compendium of the FF Record Keeper mobile game where a fire resistant accessory is a VII shampoo bottle.

 

[CortexVortex]

You have too look good when you're about to destroy the Planet

 

[DiipuSurotu]

And Cloud wields a giant sword

 

[Truly Gargantuan]

His scalp must be dry as hell.

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Mako infused hair products bruh. No dandruff for Sephi-boy

 

[Plax]

I believe this.

 

[Dark Cloud]

He'll just cast moisturaga.

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Lmao

 

[Eblo]

That's just what his fanclub in Crisis Core claims. Sephiroth has cat eyes. He probably cleans his own hair with his tongue.

 

[Ruisu]

This might rank among the least stupid things introduced in Crisis Core.

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It's not stupid at all though. It's literally a joke, that also happens to make sense, just like it would make sense for the game to say for example that Cloud uses tons of Hairgel every morning for his look.

 

[VariantX]

This makes sense.

 

[ghostcrew]

Same

 

[The Unsent]

I just assumed he got his looks from Lucrecia, rather than his dad.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

It's not stupid at all though. It's literally a joke, that also happens to make sense, just like it would make sense for the game to say for example that Cloud uses tons of Hairgel every morning for his look.

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[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

I mean, he's worth it

It's not stupid at all though. It's literally a joke, that also happens to make sense, just like it would make sense for the game to say for example that Cloud uses tons of Hairgel every morning for his look.

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Ain't no way he is getting that look from gel - it'd be a matt clay with fixing spray.

Source: I used to cosplay as Cloud a looooooooong time ago.

 

[Onix555]

Maybe he's born with it..

 

[Ruisu]

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And people say FFVII takes itself too seriously

 

[Sheldon]

"Dear members of the Silver Elite..."

This contains as much truth as facts about Kim Jong-un reported by north korean news.

 

[Finale Fireworker]

This might rank among the least stupid things introduced in Crisis Core.

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It is hard to rank the stupid things introduced in Crisis Core because the entire game is deeply stupid, but I have to agree that this one is very dumb. At least it doesn't hurt the canon though.

 

[Kain]

If CC is salvageable is because of things like this

 

[Sephazon]

The real question is, how will this affect the meta?

 

[MinerArcaniner]

Hey, just like Cher!

 

[Scuttlefluff]

He'll just cast moisturaga.

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Hahaha! :D

 

[Delaney]

Sephiroth by the time Remake Part 4 comes out if he continues with this hairwash routine

 

[entremet]

Maybe he's born with it..

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Underrated. I wonder how many get it lol.

 

[julia crawford]

Get yourself an employer who does for you like Shinra does for Sephiroth

 

[Human Resources]

shinra uses animal testing
cancel sephiroth

 

[Kadzork]

Sephiroth by the time Remake Part 4 comes out if he continues with this hairwash routine

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One-Wigged Angel.

 

[nny]

A whole hotel-sized bottle.

 

[teruterubozu]

 

[jwk94]

I wonder if he uses the shampoo body wash combo.

 

[Teenage Fansub]

Maybe he's born with it.
Maybe it's Makolline.

 

[Makoto Yuki]

He'll just cast moisturaga.

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Woman auto-cast it on themselves when in the presences of shirtless Seph.

 

[bert muscle]

He'll just cast moisturaga.

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Ha

 

[ILikeFeet]

Just because you're a psychopath with mommy issues, you shouldn't skimp on looking your best

 

[Ouroboros]

But how much product does Cloud use a day to get dem spikes?

 

[Chaos2Frozen]

Because he's worth it

 

[Protoman200X]

And people say FFVII takes itself too seriously

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VII had its share of silly moments sprinkled across its narrative. Barrett wearing a sailor suit is one moment I can't wait to see in FFVII: Remake - Part II.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

VII had its share of silly moments sprinkled across its narrative. Barrett wearing a sailor suit is one moment I can't wait to see in FFVII: Remake - Part II.

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They need to explain how he fastens his belts with only one hand

 

[Forkball]

Tell me more about the Genesis Girls

 

[HStallion]

Does Sepiroth manscape?

 

[Deleted member 7051]

Does Sepiroth manscape?

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He totally waxes his chest.

 

[Zuly]

I have curly hair, I practically use a whole bottle of conditioner when I wash my hair.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

I have curly hair, I practically use a whole bottle of conditioner when I wash my hair.

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Sephiroth apparently does it everyday though

 

[entremet]

Does Sepiroth manscape?

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Looks like it lol. In the frozen area cutscene you can see a lot.

 

[Zuly]

Sephiroth apparently does it everyday though

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Man needs to cut it down. Gotta wait for the natural oils to sink in!

 

[Solobbos]

It's not stupid at all though. It's literally a joke, that also happens to make sense, just like it would make sense for the game to say for example that Cloud uses tons of Hairgel every morning for his look.

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My hait goes halfway down my back. I use maybe 1/20th of a shampoo bottle per wash. Unless it's a 20ml bottle, this makes no sense.