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Vulture: The 25 Days of CATS

SweetNicole

SweetNicole

The Old Guard
Member
Oct 24, 2017
6,542



Day 1
The first thing you need to know about the musical turned movie spectacular Cats is that it's about cats. The second is that they're not really cats. The third is probably that it involves a sort of ritual sacrifice and rebirth. The fourth is that there really isn't much of a plot anyway. I'm sorry, this is already getting confusing, but that's just how things work with Cats. It's total nonsense. It defies explanation. Yet, it's still my job as a web journalist to try to explain difficult cultural concepts. So, in the interest of making sure that you go into this winter's movie-musical spectacular as well prepared as possible, I'll try to answer all the questions you have about the deranged universe of Cats.
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Schlorgan

Schlorgan

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
14,932
Salt Lake City, Utah
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BDS

BDS

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
13,845
I want to live in the parallel universe where Wicked is coming out Christmas 2019 instead of Cats.
 
PlanetSmasher

PlanetSmasher

The Abominable Showman
Member
Oct 25, 2017
115,669
Ah, right. I had almost forgotten that they're making a film adaptation of the second musical to scar me for life in early childhood.

Thanks. Thanks for that, Hollywood.
 

Min

Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,073
Based on the poems of T.S. Eliot, Cats The Musical Motion Picture!
 
Admiral Woofington

Admiral Woofington

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
14,892
Memory, all alone in the youtube
I can smile at the old days
Did not see the trailer then
I remember the time I knew what not being terrified was
Let the memory live again
 

Min

Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,073
This article is crazy!?! I didn't know the giant Tolkienesque lore dump behind these Cats.
 
NekoNeko

NekoNeko

Banned
Oct 26, 2017
18,447
The movie will be spectacular. I already had trouble getting through the trailer, ugliest movie of all time.
 
Fat4all

Fat4all

Woke up, got a money tag, swears a lot
Member
Oct 25, 2017
92,801
here
more like andrew lloyd weebber, get out of here anime nerd
 

898

Member
Oct 27, 2017
387
The ironic internet/hate watching is how something like this gets enough mindshare to get a sequel.
 
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