Digital Homicide actually tried, and was capable of learning albeit very slowly.Okay this isn't real right?
This is someone's bad Ace Attorney fan fiction that they wrote while drunk watching an episode of Law and Order dubbed into Russian and translated back by Google Speech to Text.
There is no WAY Percy was this bad. I mean the live tweets looked bad. But this is... DIGITAL HOMICIDE DID BETTER SUING JIM STERLING AND THAT GUY IS AN IDIOT!
Digital Homicide actually tried, and was capable of learning albeit very slowly.
Ty...I don't know.
If this guy can get a law degree, anyone can do anything.
Don't ever give up on your dreams.
I don't get how Beard missed his deadline. One of the first thing you learn in school is to turn your papers in on time. I can't speak for law school, but one of the things you quickly learned in undergrad is if you turn in your papers late, that's a F unless you had some kind of emergency.
I never thought I would say this, but even I would know better than him only based on watching "My Cousin Vinny"It honestly seems like the whole point was to file that piece of shit, knowing he'd fix it even later and catch the defense "by surprise"
Remember when they were trying to spin the missing footnotes as part of the technical errors.
After reading the transcript he seemed to be thinking that he could blame the tech errors, get the defense writing responses and the file a new one that would have things they weren't prepared for.
He seemed to think he was allowed to update his entire petition based on the "summary judgment" phase. He seemed to not realize that the TCPA was not a summary judgment thing. Or if he did realize it, he thought he could still get away with it.
Turns out he was wrong on all counts, but I'm still convinced he thought he could blindside the defense like it was a courtroom drama.
Hah, woops! That's what I get for posting from my iPad!Protome
You might wanna wrap those images in quotes. I didn't notice it in mobile, but that latest one fills an entire page on desktop. It's kinda impressive.
Can't believe you can get a law degree without getting the concept of trial by ambush drilled out of you
Apologies for another massive screen grab, I'll resize these when I'm at my computer later but this was too damn funny not to post.
Beard: *lies*Apologies for another massive screen grab, I'll resize these when I'm at my computer later but this was too damn funny not to post.
It's so insane.Beard: *lies*
Defense: That's a lie.
Beard: Yeah but you can't prove it lol owned.
Judge: ...Dude.
Beard:
I want to hear Charles Dance day "Y'all" lolBrutal. I wish there was a screenplay as well so we could read Ty's body language.
And in my head, Chupp is played by Charles Dance.
yeah, i would go so far as to say that Chupp was even more strict towards the Defense in general. like, he quite frankly treated Beard better than he did Lemoine specifically, and really only got a little curt and short with Beard basically right at the tail-end of Beard's various arguments and before Chupp made his judgements to dismiss. he really tried to hold Beard's hand through so much of that.
i read through the transcript last night before bed, and im re-checking out some of the "choice cuts" now, and man... the only sentence that keeps coming to me is from the end of Blaster Al-Ackerman's not-so-famous Hamburger Lady letter: "It is INSANE, is what it is..."
overall, i guess what disturbs me most about this really (i mean, beyond a predator having continued to predate for decades...) is the dissonance that exists when this transcript is interpreted by supporters of Vic as opposed to literally anyone else. and its certainly not the only instance of cult of personality resulting in, like, actual ignoring of reality, or even the worst instance, but its just so... Godawful.
If I had to choose whether Charlie from Always Sunny in Philadelphia or Beard had to represent me in court... I think I would have to choose Charlie at this point.
It's not fair that the court wants proof of an attempt to interfere with contracts instead of using my head canon about what happened. The standards are not appropriate.
"That doesn't make any sense" is the most appropriate response to Percy's idiocy. Good lord is he inept.
It's not about proof in that case. They need to show actual damages for a claim of TI. Since Vic attended the con and made his money, no damages.
That means two thingsAlso want to add the other Cons could have disinvited Vic on their own free will.
You have someone accused of harassing teenage women. Common sense says that it isn't the best idea to invite such a person since your convention is filled with teenage women, regardless of it's true or not.
The reason for this, what if Vic went to one of these Cons and something happened involving a woman? That Con is liable and can be sued since they invited someone accused of sexual harassment when before they could claim plausible deniability about Vic's decade old rep with women. So in this kind of case, it's the Con covering their own butts.
So which Hollywood actor gets to play Vic in the movie?This is some Tommy Wiseau level shit that needs to be made into a movie like The Disaster Artist.
There can be only one
I would watch it. Dustin Diamond obviously would play Rekieta, but who would play Beard?This is some Tommy Wiseau level shit that needs to be made into a movie like The Disaster Artist.
That means two things
1. Many Cons from this point on will not have people like Vic at there events whether they publicly admit it or not (Asked Anime NYC if they'll ever have Vic again and they said they don't have plans to do so).
2. Cons who are inviting Vic will be facing problems than just having a predator around.