Useless Invention: Robot Vacumn that swears in 3 language(Mandarin Chinese, Japanese and English)

[SilentPanda]

Online inventor 藤原麻里菜 (Marina Fujiwara)

https://twitter.com/togenkyoo

Like to make wasted invention, the unit has been programmed to swear when it bump into something in 3 language.

And the black unit has the word 天上天下唯我獨尊( I am the only master above and below the heaven/I alone am the honored one ) is the statement by Buddha when he was born according to historial text from the Tang Dynasty in China( 敦煌变文集·太子成道经 )

English word include Oi ya fucking idiot！、Move then！、Out my fucking way！、Move！、fucking move！、Can you fucking look where you're going！？

 

[B-Dubs]

What part of that is useless, that's awesome

 

[Wired All Wrong]

As an avid swearer, I approve of this vacuum.

 

[Dest]

Also see:

 

[Quinton]

Fuck you, 去你的, anata o fakku, that's brilliant

 

[PaulloDEC]

That's brilliant. This is now my second favourite roomba-related idea, with my first being to get half of a dozen of them, decorate them with fairy lights and have them softly play "Dance of the sugar plum fairy" as they clean my house while I sleep.

 

[Pet]

That's brilliant. This is now my second favourite roomba-related idea, with my first being to get half of a dozen of them, decorate them with fairy lights and have them softly play "Dance of the sugar plum fairy" as they clean my house while I sleep.

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....I want this now.

 

[Squarehard]

According to who?

 

[Chille]

i want it

 

[Darkkahn]

I'm taking 10 of these.

 

[just_myles]

As an avid swearer, I approve of this vacuum.

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Same.

 

[PaulloDEC]

....I want this now.

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Right? Imagine how magical it would be to get up during the night and see that scene playing out.

If I had like 10 grand lying around I'd be all over it.

 

[Khezu]

Also see:

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Would buy this one.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

I guess someone opted to monetize what Michael reeves did

 

[Princess Viola]

this is the opposite of useless

 

[Chaos2Frozen]

Expand it to include hokkien, the funniest of Chinese dialects.

 

[dallow_bg]

That was funnier than I expected it to be.

 

[Aurica]

ナメてんじゃねぇぞ!
What a beautiful machine.

 

[Modest_Modsoul]

It's not useless/wasted at all to me. 😄

 

[Classy Tomato]

lmao, I actually want one.

 

[davepoobond]

Editorialism is out of control. Useless, OP says!

 

[Typhon]

What part of that is useless, that's awesome

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I swear enough at my appliances, I don't need them swearing back.

 

[SilentPanda]

What part of that is useless, that's awesome

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According to who?

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this is the opposite of useless

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It's "useless" according to the inventor, in her word.
"Even if there is not more convenient, there is no impact on daily life", but can continue to develop "creative" items of this point, in fact, is already invaluable"
So it's Useless that it doesn't give more feature or bonus, and no impact on the device.

 

[Chaos2Frozen]

ok, the robot declaring "天上天下唯我獨尊" is kinda funny.