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[Foffy]

that was...a stupid first sentence. And why does he sound like he's out of breath?

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He's fat and constantly under stress.

 

[sensui-tomo]

He sounds sickly.

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I thought he was in the best shape that any president has ever been in lol.

 

[Billfisto]

What a fucking snuffling hog.

 

[Tobor]

Why is he out of breath?

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He had to walk down the hallway!

 

[CrocodileGrin]

Was he running? Take a breather.

 

[DorkLord54]

Someone definitely gave him a script and rehearsed it with him, that's why he took so long to come out.

 

[BLEEN]

Extra scripted lmao

 

[Deleted member 44129]

look at Mike Pence with his "Donald is so inspiring" face. Cunt.

 

[fluffydelusions]

How much Xanax did he take you think?

 

[Billfisto]

I think it's late because they had to mic up his nose.

 

[Ananasas]

That's not how Trump talks

 

[DrEvil]

Turrist.

 

[Lightning Count]

This sounds a lot like the beginning of a declaration of war.

 

[Elven_Star]

Hasn't he said all this before?

 

[Fatmanp]

Turrrrrerist

 

[Steeped in a Sea of Games]

He had to take some downers so that he could read a teleprompter without going bananas.

 

[DorkLord54]

Extra scripted lmao

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It's the least Trump I've ever seen outside of the weird head movements.

 

[voOsh]

Just wear your glasses you squinting motherfucker

 

[Billfisto]

Fuckin' turrism.

 

[RailWays]

low-energy teleprompter reading

 

[BLEEN]

Can't even say the guy's name he killed correctly

 

[Scuffed]

Looks like no war. Heavy rhetoric but I think that is all this will be.

 

[Sorel]

reverse accusations as always.

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Wouldn't surprise me if it were a Skype call from a golf course

 

[crienne]

Why are we double-justifying the assassination of Soleimani? Is this needed?

 

[VectorPrime]

He honestly looks half asleep

 

[Wraith]

How much Xanax did he take you think?

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Is that in addition to all the snorted Adderall?

 

[BWoog]

Wouldn't surprise me if it were a Skype call from a golf course

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I mean he ordered the fucking hit from his golf course.

 

[Elven_Star]

LOL. More sanctions. This is pretty much a joke now.

 

[Deleted member 16365]

Nothing new here. Where is the evidence to justify any of this?

 

[Xando]

He is so bad at this lmao

 

[Billfisto]

God, look at his temples. He's reaching near-brownface levels.

 

[DSN2K]

Looks out of breath

 

[BLEEN]

I love how much this pisses him off not being able to control the narrative LOL

 

[Tobor]

More sanctions.

 

[crienne]

Additional sanctions implemented on Iran.

 

[RailWays]

More sanctions...

 

[VectorPrime]

It was signed in 2015

 

[Deleted member 49179]

Extra scripted lmao

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The last thing you want is trump to improvise on that one. Let's hope every word he'll speak during this speech has been written by someone else.

 

[DorkLord54]

Dollarrrrrrrrs.

 

[Wag]

Up past his 8pm bedtime.

He looks puffier and oranger than usual.

 

[Chikor]

Fuck those sanctions, but I guess it's better than war.
I wish Democrats would start talking about that shit, but kinda doubtful.

 

[sabertoothzombie]

wait, why did we give them a billion dollars? Was it part of economic exchanges, or part of the agreement?

 

[FliX]

More sanctions.

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If that is it that'd be a good outcome for today I'd say.

 

[RailWays]

Gotta slip in that Obama blame

 

[BLEEN]

The last thing you want is trump to improvise on that one. Let's hope every words he'll speak during this speech has been written by someone else.

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You're right. I just find it funny how much this eats him up inside.

 

[Sorel]

What the fuck is he even talking about !?

 

[digitalrelic]

"durr this is Obama's fault"

 

[Box]

How much Xanax did he take you think?

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Too much, so they gave him loads of speed but he went way too far the other way, so he's just done some amitriptyline lines and had a glass of freshly squeezed triazepan jellies. We've got about 15 minutes then the arse is going to fall out of his world.

 

[Steeped in a Sea of Games]

Obaaaaammmmaaaa