he doesn't turn me on one bit!
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he doesn't turn me on one bit!
To be fair, the relationship any billionaire has with reality is tenuous at best.There is no $1 billion fine for this.
This "it was a plot to sell Tesla stock" idea really never made any sense. Which doesn't mean it wasn't what was going through his mind at some point.
It just means it was insane if that's the case.
Oh, the "rules" certainly don't apply to the mega rich. But when moneyed interests are involved on both sides, it's a lot harder for him to just hand waive it away with a high-priced lawyer or a "lol jk! y so srs?" tweet. He's not the only rich SOB, and his actions directly affect plenty of other rich SOBs who aren't having any of his antics.Isn't he? He got away with calling someone a pedophile despite a UK lawsuit. Also only got a wrist slap from the SEC or no slap at all.
That's the lesson he drew from those incidents, I'm sure.
i wish people would forget the 1b fine thing, it's not a thing
1) as said many times already, the $1B fine is a pretty unrealistic outcome at this point. He's on the hook for $33B, though he has outside investors that'll take about $7B off his shoulders. Call it $26B minimum, but more if those investors back out on him.Even if he ends up paying this nebolous "1B fine", wouldn't he recoup the amount with just some good stock days?
Not by much though for a company of it's size. The best EBIT has been around 450m over the past 5 years, with losses in 2 years.Twitter is profitable though. I can't see it going under if it stays public.
Looks like Musk's enemies' list just got a little bit bigger:
View: https://twitter.com/mannyfidel/status/1546992447770824705?s=20&t=0hTpIuuiegt7kgLH0__gow
Thanks for your clarifications. Push comes to shove, couldn't he just buy it as opposed to pay a 33B fine? Or is that forfeit once this lawsuit goes too far?1) as said many times already, the $1B fine is a pretty unrealistic outcome at this point. He's on the hook for $33B, though he has outside investors that'll take about $7B off his shoulders. Call it $26B minimum, but more if those investors back out on him.
2) yes, if his Tesla stock went from ludicrously overvalued back to super duper ludicrously overvalued, he could theoretically find another $33B out of that. Or maybe he could meet his very optimistic projections and the stock price would reach $1000 again without getting to super duper ludicrously overvalued. But it'll definitely be harder with him having dumped a lot of Tesla stock to get liquid enough for this purchase.
I agree with this. It somehow became the quickest spreading old spouses' tale and no matter how many times it's corrected, people keep marching in with the same take.Not trying to call anyone out specifically, but can we get some kind of bold disclaimer on all Elon Twitter threads that remind everyone that we are beyond the point of there being any $1billion walk-away consolation fee? Seems like twice a page we're seeing it pop up and reminding folks of this.
Looks like Musk's enemies' list just got a little bit bigger:
View: https://twitter.com/mannyfidel/status/1546992447770824705?s=20&t=0hTpIuuiegt7kgLH0__gow
As other have said, he probably rambled most of those points ("his rockets and cars bad", "I could have asked him to get on his knee and beg me") and them someone working for him rephrased it to proper English.No way in fucking hell did Trump write or say that. FAR too coherent and eloquent.
And yet online nerds treat him like the funniest thing since pickle rick memesIt's amazing how Elon somehow comes off as more of a boomer than Trump when it comes to shitposting. He's always posting either really outdated shit like Chuck Norris, or basic meme generator bottom-text stuff. Trump on the other hand is like a factory of original shitposting content. His legitimate boomer disconnect with mainstream culture actually works as an asset here.
Still an evil bastard and all that, but a good roasting is a good roasting. AvP if you will...
I can't believe Elon Musk is hacking Twitter in retaliation against their lawsuit.
I'm sure he's done very well from all his illegal insider trading, his brother too. Even so, I bet his net worth has plummeted with Tesla dropping nearly 50% and crypto crashing too.Even if he ends up paying this nebolous "1B fine", wouldn't he recoup the amount with just some good stock days?
I think that if I ever got publicly eviscerated like that by Donald fucking Trump I would just walk into the sea
"I could have said 'drop to your knees and beg' and he would have done it" Jesus FUCK
Thanks for your clarifications. Push comes to shove, couldn't he just buy it as opposed to pay a 33B fine? Or is that forfeit once this lawsuit goes too far?
Trumps just dislikes him because he is much richer than him. Saying he didn't vote for him was just the excuse his ego needed to have a go. Also "Rockets that go nowhere"? I dislike elon a lot but SpaceX is pretty fucking great at rockets. Also, Tesla did sort of push EV's when other companies were more than happy to just keep churn out gas and diesel.I think that if I ever got publicly eviscerated like that by Donald fucking Trump I would just walk into the sea
"I could have said 'drop to your knees and beg' and he would have done it" Jesus FUCK
It's not a $33B fine. It would be a judgment in court that he has to complete the contract and buy it, which would personally cost him $26B-$33B.Thanks for your clarifications. Push comes to shove, couldn't he just buy it as opposed to pay a 33B fine? Or is that forfeit once this lawsuit goes too far?
(all math in the following is very sloppy)Thompson: How does this end?
Quinn: The Twitter board would like to do the deal. Because the best thing for their stockholders is to get the $54 a share. But if they can't get that, $50 a share is good, too. If Musk says $36, that might be too big a delta.
But the other thing that could happen is Twitter says, You don't want to buy us, and we don't want you to buy us, either. Musk offered to buy Twitter for $54 a share. Now Twitter is trading around $35 a share. Maybe Twitter says, Give us $20 a share, and you can walk away with nothing. That's the beginning of a real negotiation.
ooh that was a great read, thanks!This interview in The Atlantic explains why Twitter, who doesn't actually want Musk to buy it anymore is suing him and why their case is pretty strong and why he can't defy a court decision that goes against him.
(all math in the following is very sloppy)
$20 a share would be about $16.2B. (Or $14.7B if he doesn't have to pay himself, as he currently owns 9.1%(?) of Twitter.) Then it wouldn't be an all-cash settlement; he would also turn over all his Twitter stock to the company for as high a nominal rate as plausible, which would save him some money and save some face for Twitter. I think a settlement like what's described here (which would end up costing him $8B-12B in cash plus his Twitter stock (which cost him ~$3B, is now worth $2.somethingB) might well happen.
The judge overseeing Twitter Inc's (TWTR.N) $44 billion lawsuit against Elon Musk has a no-nonsense reputation as well as the distinction of being one of the few jurists who has ever ordered a reluctant buyer to close a U.S. corporate merger.
"She already has a track record of not putting up with some of the worst behavior that we see in these areas when people want to get out of deals," said Adam Badawi, a law professor who specializes in corporate governance at the University of California Berkeley. "She is a serious, no-nonsense judge."
Last year, McCormick got the attention of Wall Street dealmakers by ordering an affiliate of private equity firm Kohlberg & Co LLC to close its $550 million purchase of DecoPac Holding Inc, which makes cake decorating products.
She described her ruling as "chalking up a victory for deal certainty" and rejected Kohlberg's arguments that it could walk away because of a lack of financing.
Last year, McCormick got the attention of Wall Street dealmakers by ordering an affiliate of private equity firm Kohlberg & Co LLC to close its $550 million purchase of DecoPac Holding Inc, which makes cake decorating products.
She described her ruling as "chalking up a victory for deal certainty" and rejected Kohlberg's arguments that it could walk away because of a lack of financing.
So…. tl:dr the Judge is forcing Musk to go through with buying twitter and honour the deal?Judge in Twitter v. Musk made rare ruling: ordering a deal to close
Judge in Twitter v. Musk once made rare ruling: ordering a deal to close
The judge overseeing Twitter Inc's $44 billion lawsuit against Elon Musk has a no-nonsense reputation as well as the distinction of being one of the few jurists who has ever ordered a reluctant buyer to close a U.S. corporate merger.www.reuters.com
Weird headline?
Judge in Twitter v. Musk made rare ruling: ordering a deal to close
Judge in Twitter v. Musk once made rare ruling: ordering a deal to close
The judge overseeing Twitter Inc's $44 billion lawsuit against Elon Musk has a no-nonsense reputation as well as the distinction of being one of the few jurists who has ever ordered a reluctant buyer to close a U.S. corporate merger.www.reuters.com
Weird headline?
So…. tl:dr the Judge is forcing Musk to go through with buying twitter and honour the deal?
That what's I got from that wall of text.
If you already knew it was weird and likely to cause confusion, why keep it?
White, straight, cisgender narcissistic sociopaths? Yeah, there's a little bit of intersectionality there and the venn diagrams overlap to some extent.Is there an intersection between Trump and Musk supporters? I'm curious who they choose in this stupid fight.
So…. tl:dr the Judge is forcing Musk to go through with buying twitter and honour the deal?
That what's I got from that wall of text.
Interesting to see if that trend holds here and she does force him to complete the purchase.
I'm curious to see what Musk fanboys are saying, but not actually curious enough to wade into those waters...White, straight, cisgender narcissistic sociopaths? Yeah, there's a little bit of intersectionality there and the venn diagrams overlap to some extent.
As it typically tends to happen with-in the sphere of xenophobic right wing cults of personality, they usually tend to eat one another when one of their idols gets into a spat with another. Self awareness isn't their strong suit and any challenge to one of them is an affront to their entire belief system and validation of their own self-worth so they tend to see these battles as existential threats towards every fiber of their existences.
yeah when the state of the country isnt on the line and it's two assholes flinging shit at each other, perfectly entertainingTrump's a fascist, but man his social media presence is hilarious when he drags people. He says the stupidest things, and I'm here for the clown fight.
Trumps just dislikes him because he is much richer than him. Saying he didn't vote for him was just the excuse his ego needed to have a go. Also "Rockets that go nowhere"? I dislike elon a lot but SpaceX is pretty fucking great at rockets. Also, Tesla did sort of push EV's when other companies were more than happy to just keep churn out gas and diesel.
Musk (and JOe rogan, who will probably find himself in Trump's crosshairs soon) has been pretty vocal about pushing for Ron DeSantis to represent the Republican ticket in 2024. Trump's outrage likely stems from that.
This is the only outcome I want. Whether it means he wins or loses. I don't want him anywhere near Twitter.As I said in the other thread I'm hoping that the outcome does not involve Musk actually owning Twitter in the end.