Tucker Carlson claims his super-secret, extremely damming trove of documents about Hunter Biden was stolen while in the mail.

[GrapeApes]

Biden hit list
WiFi
Super secret documents

 

[spookyduzt]

USPS is the enemy of the people!

 

[MisterSnrub]

So the forecast for the next four years is looking to be conspiracies about the USPS.

Okay.

 

[Wag]

Proof that mail in voting is rigged.

 

[mbpm]

Tucker the type of guy to mail you usbs of super secret documents.

 

[Septimus Prime]

Okay, Tucker, and who's the one that's been fucking with the mail?

 

[DinosaurusRex]

was it coming to him or was he sending it somewhere?

 

[Dyle]

Screwing up your own shitty conspiracy theory and discrediting mail-in voting to own the libs

 

[Apathy]

I'll take things that never happened for $200 Alex.

No investigation would be done so fast

 

[Pancracio17]

Who leaves a super secret, extremely damming trove of documents in the mail.

 

[Tukarrs]

So USPS or FedEx is Deep State?

You would think if Team Biden had this ability that they would have locked down Hunter Biden and his laptop escapades.

 

[ClickyCal']

Aww poor fucker.

 

[falcondoc]

LMFAOOO

these people cant be real

 

[Mathieran]

Lol no copies/backups?

 

[syndicalist]

It was tossed in the dumpster by a Trump supporting USPS employee while he was dumping ballots. Sorry.

 

[chainlinkspiral]

Shit, maybe he can get the word out on Rogan's Spotify show. Deep Mail.

 

[Deleted member 43657]

OH. MY. GOD.

 

[Deleted member 14377]

I WILL PROVE THAT JOE HUSSEIN BIDEN IS THE LEADER OF A SECRET GAY ANTIFA FROG CABAL.... Or I would... but my dog ate it. We put her down for being a terrorist spy.

 

[The Bookerman]

And my dog chewed my homework, you sad sack of ****.

What an idiot.

 

[mclem]

"My dog ate my homework"

 

[RocketKiss]

This rules

 

[Terrell]

I always find it hilarious that these guys pick up stories from internet conspiracies but don't seem to know how to use technology, even in their own internal fantasy worlds.

 

[LProtagonist]

No way UPS or FedEx goes through those amount of steps to try to find your lost package.

 

[rjinaz]

So I guess this is the hail mary on this? Convince people deep state stole all the evidence which proves everything was real?

I mean doesn't Trump have the MAGAt vote on lock? Who is this for?

I guess maybe their own credibility since this went out like a wet fart?

 

[Accoun]

He's wrong. It was his dog that ate it.

 

[Jarrod38]

And just like that its gone.

 

[Vincent Alexander]

 

[Deleted member 2752]

I always find it hilarious that these guys pick up stories from internet conspiracies but don't seem to know how to use technology.

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That's why, though. Like, literally that's why QAnon exists.

 

[bastardly]

ever heard of email? or even fucking faxes? or just take a picture with these things call cellphones?

 

[AlexBasch]

So the forecast for the next four years is looking to be conspiracies about the USPS.

Okay.

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Dogs were right all along, they weren't chasing the mailman, they were hunting the enemy of AMERICA.

 

[Nemesis121]

They have nothing, just making shit up as they go..

 

[ClickyCal']

I always find it hilarious that these guys pick up stories from internet conspiracies but don't seem to know how to use technology.

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I mean it fits right along how every single person that has seen bigfoot never happens to have a non potato camera, or knows how to use it.

 

[Einchy]

Them trying to make this Hunter story a thing is so pathetic. LMAO

 

[selfnoise]

So wait, his dog ate the October Surprise?

 

[Walter White Walker]

DeJoy is a super secret double-crossing agent confirmed!
CHYNA!!!!!

 

[Musubi]

ANTIFA STRIKES AGAIN!

 

[McScroggz]

This shows that not only is he obviously a liar, but a really dumb person at the same time.

 

[VariantX]

Really, something got lost in the mail? You dont say??

Clearly he shoudn't have trusted those documents with the USPS and fedex'd them.

 

[kaiush]

Oh wow okay /r/thathappened

 

[WillRobBanks]

But like... what's the point? How would anyone in a random facility even know what "trove" the package contained?

I'm not even sure what conspiracy he's trying to peddle here.

 

[platocplx]

This is so hilarious. Like you don't have copies?? Lol

 

[Snake]

Maybe I shouldn't have disguised it by labeling the envelope "Democratic ballots for the state of Pennsylvania." My bad, Tucker.

 

[Garp TXB]

So I guess this is the hail mary on this? Convince people deep state stole all the evidence which proves everything was real?

I mean doesn't Trump have the MAGAt vote on lock? Who is this for?

I guess maybe their own credibility since this went out like a wet fart?

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It's the ultimate game for weak minds. The big reveals are always just out of reach, or stolen, or coming next week... or sometimes just outright fabricated.

 

[THEVOID]

And in the year of 2020 this seems legit for some folks. Wow!

 

[Deleted member 2752]

He's wrong. It was his dog that ate it.

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Hillary's dog!

 

[The Albatross]

This is like the conservative who claimed that his wifi disconnected whenever he wrote something spooky about Biden.

 

[Jiraiya]

Think his viewers will pick up on the reason he keeps saying "shipping company"?

 

[HMS_Pinafore]

"My dog ate my homework"

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"My dog ate my smoking gun".

 

[AlexBasch]

ever heard of email? or even fucking faxes? or just take a picture with these things call cellphones?

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Cellphones: Used for spreading lies in both Twitter or Facebook, and sending unsolicited pictures of their small penises.

Nothing else can be done with those gizmos!

 

[rjinaz]

In order for this to make any kind of sense it would have to mean they have a spy on the inside at Fox! Unless all there mail is getting opened. Is Hannity Deep State? Hmmm