Santa's fun and magical. Let them believe there's some good in the world and stop wishing you can make everyone miserable.
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Trump to 7 year old: "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?"
- Thread starter Reynolds Woodcock
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Pretty much.
I mean, can you get even more cartoon villain-esque than this? Holy shit.
Trump's fucking brain matter is marginal.
That's why those clown children of his turned out like they did.
That's why those clown children of his turned out like they did.
People laughed at Kevin James as president in pixels. Well...
You actually think they're going to be able to bury Trump? It would require more security than every other cemetery in the country combined.
I know there's no way this is a serious post.
Jesus Christ, you're actually serious.
The story behind why norad tracks Santa is heartwarming.
Video doesn't mention it, but that little team answered a ton of calls that first night and just went with it.
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The weirdest part of the video is not any of the Santa stuff. It's when he smiles, he actually kind of looks like a real human for a second. Extremely rare sighting.
not good enough. people want his body. for desecration purposes. people are volunteering to carry Trump directly into the mouth of Hell.
the only way to be safe is to shoot his body into space.
And I thought that hentai site going down because of a fur suit was going to be the apex. We still have another week, too!
It's like how American Dreamz had a really dumb president to push the satire. Trump is just as dumb except he's also an awful human being. If you were to make that movie today, the character wouldn't work because he's still a better president than what we have since he cares and has a heart.
if he had an opportunity to make Christmas all about him, he would 1000% take it. He's a slave to his own ego.
"in honor of our founder D. Trump, we will complete our first mission. Shooting the President's corpse into the Sun!"
*thunderous applause*
*muffled sounds from inside casket.*
HOW is this gem of an exchange going so unnoticed? Lmao
I really hope the media & public just ignores this one. There's no reason to spoil the existence of Santa because Trump's an idiot.
What phone number were people calling to get connected to Trump???
I wish I knew because if I called up this number and got actually connected to Trump, I would be giving him a piece of my mind and trying to get him pissed.
I wish I knew because if I called up this number and got actually connected to Trump, I would be giving him a piece of my mind and trying to get him pissed.
Donald Trump, a man who routinely lies to people's faces daily somehow cannot hold it together long enough to lie to a child over the phone? This is the one time, the literal one time that people are encouraging him to lie and he can't even do that?
Is there nothing this guy can't fuck up?
Is there nothing this guy can't fuck up?
Purely coincidental but the very person that will actually do that is having their birth celebrated today.
well I usually say you know...humans don't have the capacity to truly judge a soul. But in Donald's case, we literally have billions of people praying that he doesn't somehow get us all killed before 2020. It's a ridiculous and very real fear at the same time. The man just threatens sense. How do people start feeling like America is a loose cannon that can't be allowed to continue the way they have been? Donald Trump.
So on the phone, he asked the kid if he still believed in Santa. There was a pause while the kid responded and Trump replied the way he did. Were we told what the kid said? Because it's not evident in the clip. If the child said "I don't know" or something similar, then why the fuss?
Eh, plenty of other things to criticize Trump for. It sounds like the kid replied, and it was most likely a negative or neutral answer, to which "at seven it's marginal, right?" is actually a pretty funny and tasteful answer. By seven most kids suspect what's up, if they don't already know. I know I'm gonna get shit on for "siding with Trump" on this one but really, this seems like non-news.
Aim the body at Mars and watch the colonisation efforts receive a 500% funding boost.
