Trump Says Biden Will Hurt God

[RDreamer]

Too funny to be without a thread. Biden is a JRPG hero now:

 

[Joe2187]

Stop making biden sound cool

 

[finfinfin]

Stop trying to make him look cool.

 

[Deleted member 6263]

Dude talks like a cave man.

 

[Richiek]

But how can an omnipotent, omniscient being like be hurt by a mere mortal?

 

[ILikeFeet]

is it possible to learn that power?

 

[RocketDarkness]

Biden is about to unlock the true power of the Monado, apparently.

 

[Beren]

I fucking laughed out loud.

There's some strong meme energy here.

 

[sredgrin]

He means himself.

 

[petethepanda]

Attack and Dethrone God 2020

 

[RDreamer]

Tired: Biden is defeated

Wired: Biden will defeat God

 

[The Unsent]

I think "you hurt god" with that bible stunt you pulled.

 

[Takamura-San]

Biden is in Xenogears?

 

[MillionIII]

That's badass

 

[thefit]

Who would win Biden or Goku?

 

[Kino]

He's really scraping the bottom of that barrel

 

[CarbonCrush]

Antichrist motherfucker dares to speak for God. Get him out of here!

 

[SwampBastard]

If God wasn't already dead, he fucking offed himself on 9 November 2016.

 

[AlexBasch]

Shin Megami Tensei: Biden.

 

[Nemesis121]

hahahahahahaha desperation tactic...

 

[Hollywood Duo]

We should probably elect him then. We don't want to anger this ancient power.

 

[chefbags]

Where's that Twitter handle God? I hope he replies saying no lol

 

[Skade]

One man can't hurt something that either is all powerfull or doesn't exist.

But another can ruin a country and the life of it's inhabitants.

 

[red731]

Your glorious leader hath spoken!

 

[Pockets]

Biden's got the metal voting block on lock.

 

[Goldenroad]

Too late. Trump already shot god in the head and threw his body in the swamp at Mar-a-lago.

 

[Deleted member 35987]

I mean, it's true.

 

[Tater]

Trump sounds like he's on the $100,000 Pyramid with how he's rattling off those non-sequiturs

 

[Arkanim94]

ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD!

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

Trump is using confuse ray on Christian Americans!

 

[Mahonay]

BOW BEFORE YOUR ARACHY GOD

 

[jdmc13]

Next thing you know, he'll be saying Biden is going to all the secret underground Jazz clubs where they smoke the devil's lettuce.

 

[BorganXI]

Says the guy who teargassed peaceful protesters to hold a bible upside down.

 

[Xando]

Which God tho

 

[Viewt]

It's true. Just look at this picture of Biden from last week.

 

[kirby_fox]

Biden is about to unlock the true power of the Monado, apparently.

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It's Biden time!

Any actually religious person at this point should know Trump is as Christian as that neighbor who only goes to church on Christmas Eve and complains about everything the whole time he's there.

 

[T002 Tyrant]

You can't really hurt a supreme being Donald. If you could, they wouldn't be a supreme being. Also you can't hurt what isn't there. Like John Cena.

 

[Volimar]

SUNDAY
SUNDAY
SUNDAY

The fight you never thought you'd see. He's poised to take down Trump, and now he's taking on the Almighty Himself!

JUDGMENT DAY!

Biden vs. Yahweh

NO

HOLDS

BARRED

Strictly on Pay per pew!

 

[Euron]

How the fuck can people listen to this and think this is reasonable? We've devolved into dark ages European feudalism in terms of religious beliefs, believing that our "rulers" report directly to God.

Like as much as I want to laugh at the "Attack and Dethrone God" bit, this is fucking horrifying. He's a complete fucking lunatic and people want him in office just so they can pay slightly lower taxes.

 

[Perkin_Warbeck]

STAND TALL AND SHAKE THE HEAVENS JOE

 

[electroshockwave]

He's also apparently against energy. As we know, energy cannot be created or destroyed. Unless you're Joe Biden.

 

[Aaronrules380]

When Tetsuya Takahashi reveals the surprise twist that Biden is going to be the protagonist of the next Xenoblade game lol

 

[bombermouse]

Well, it's refreshing to see an older JRPG protagonist for once.

 

[Hecht]

It's a start, but it's only the first step to attacking and dethroning god

Well, it's refreshing to see an older JRPG protagonist for once.

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I laughed

 

[Netherscourge]

Did Trump just admit God was fallible? Tangible?

 

[Poltergust]

You'd think such a statement would be blasphemous to religious people, but...

 

[Bitanator]

Biden's got the metal voting block on lock.

Click to shrink...

The Stryper fans are with Trump

 

[Deleted member 11413]

"He's against God, he's against guns" ah yes, the two most important aspects of human life that definitely make sense together...

 

[Gwenpoolshark]

"He's against our energy"

JOE BIDEN IS BAD VIBES

 

[vatstep]

ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD