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Trump declines to say he will bring back Attorney General Barr if he wins: 'I'm not happy'
- Thread starter Lady Bow
- Start date
When a Keebler Elf reject and a puffed up warty toad aren't enough to do your evil bidding, then who will at this point
Welp! Time for Barr to turn over states evidence if he was smart. Stab Trump in the back before he stabs you.
Yeah, I start to wonder at this. I have to think even Barr has to realize that he's the most likely person in the Trump administration, next to Trump himself, that the Biden administration could go after (in terms of investigations or charges) once Trump is done. Unless he's planning on hightailing it out of the country before Biden is inaugurated, he kind of has to be ready to roll over big time on Trump.
You'd think with how this happens with everybody who tries to loyally stooge for Trump, that this would be a lesson to people, but they never learn.
Barr has broken so many laws, any norms of the AG office, and shoved himself so far up Trump's ass that AG now stands for Ass General. He should be impeached, removed from office, prosecuted, convicted and jailed for what he has done on behalf of Trump; still the orange fuckwit isn't "happy".
The lesson is: you cannot please a fascist dictator; you appease them temporarily until you suddenly don't. Trump is a fascist dictator restrained by a quickly crumbling system, and Barr isn't helping him crumble it fast enough for his liking.
Barr has broken so many laws, any norms of the AG office, and shoved himself so far up Trump's ass that AG now stands for Ass General. He should be impeached, removed from office, prosecuted, convicted and jailed for what he has done on behalf of Trump; still the orange fuckwit isn't "happy".
The lesson is: you cannot please a fascist dictator; you appease them temporarily until you suddenly don't. Trump is a fascist dictator restrained by a quickly crumbling system, and Barr isn't helping him crumble it fast enough for his liking.
Dictator King wants someone to work for him like a literal dictator. Barr's good for the optics and theater, but Trump wants the actions and results.
Remember, this is the same guy who wished journalists to go to prison among other things because they gave him bad press.
Remember, this is the same guy who wished journalists to go to prison among other things because they gave him bad press.
Wow, this is like the stupidest move, even for Trump. Barr is likely the reason that motherfucker is even still in office.
Funny thing is Barr will still be up Trump's ass until he's stabbed in the back.
He's fully all in on the idea POTUS is overlord. He just won't do phony charges. A step too far I guess.
He's fully all in on the idea POTUS is overlord. He just won't do phony charges. A step too far I guess.
hilarious how even Barr can't stay on Trumps good side. He has done so much for him, and now this!
As a political cartoon, this is so succinct and clean in a way most of them tend to not be.
This will definitely survive the current times as an artifact.
This is ridiculous. Barr is a thoroughbred hack that has abused his position as AG in not one but two administrations, him getting on Donald's bad side is no reason to rejoice and welcome him with open arms. Is the bar really this low?
In song form:
Meshuggah - Corridor of Chameleons
We're the carriers of a new anomaly
Fold, unfold
Bend, shift color
Always turning our backs to the wind
Deaf to the inner voices screaming
Purpose, profit; act only to gain
Blistered tongues from licking greedward
Taste the enemy, throw up their means
Swallow the bits that fit your needs
Keep your eyes searching in all directions
Scanning for opportunities
Off you go, begin your climb
Aim for the topmost twig of lies
Put on a shape to pass undisturbed
Pick a color to blend with surroundings
Choose a voice suiting, appropriate
For the never benignant purpose
Spin your eyes to read the court
Smoothen your path before the start
Even out, fill the holes
With the toxic clay of your rotting heart
A contagious neuro-ego disease
A virus sticking to liars
We're the self-centered fuel to boost the new strain of fire
Adapting, shifting, lacking opinion
Our numbers exceeding the billions
Everly walking among ourselves down the corridor of chameleons
Continue through the skein of boughs
Navigate to keep you straight on track
Make the right ramification turns
Conceit will be your allied guide
Climb the hierarchy ladders invisibly
Veiled by the canvas of putrid dreams
Every obstacle surmountable to the clouded vision you've conceived
Scan the wall of truth for cracks
Your prey: the secrets hiding therein
Feed upon its nourishing intestines to bring you forth in the game
With every single step taken on the road of games called success
There's a fee for every lie
The currency: your dissolving integrity
Will you make it to the top of the tree
Is the fortune there to be found
Chameleons are a short-lived breed
Maybe fate will find you dead on the ground
I'd love to see Barr turn on Trump, but let's be real: dude's too cold for that. He doesn't care about himself, and he knows how much damage it would do to his beloved GOP if he firebombed their beloved leader like Donny so richly deserves. If Trump fires Barr, he'll take it on the chin, fade away into the shadows, and happily do whatever he can to continue to serve the forces of evil until the day he dies and Satan welcomes him to serve at his right hand in hell.
It was sarcasm.
Everyone is aware Barr is an asshole. Doesn't mean we don't wanna see him turn on his boss, as unlikely as that may be.
I get it. From Trump's point of view, Barr is all talk. I mean, WHY HASNT HILLARY BEEN INDITCITED YET?
Trump wants an AG who'll jail, or maybe just murder, anyone Trump doesn't like. And if he gets another term, he might just get one who'll do that.
Trump wants an AG who'll jail, or maybe just murder, anyone Trump doesn't like. And if he gets another term, he might just get one who'll do that.
The way that Trump was able to place loyalists all over his administration is the main reason that he made it through these 4 years. Everyone in a position of power just does what he wants and makes sure that his tracks are covered.
Checks and balances be damned
Checks and balances be damned
I was being very sarcastic, I even added the trailing ellipses
To show how quickly I'd welcome barr back
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My inability to detect sarcasm strikes again :(
This is honestly so funny. Barr's bootlicking for years just hasn't been enough. hahahahah you stupid sack of shit
Frankly, it ought to be a fixture in any historical texts that are entreated to recount this administration's corruption for future generations.
I think McConnell already has that gig on lock. Barr will have to get back in line.
