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Tom Nook should be removed from power
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Deserted islands are also known to be associated with cannibalism . . .
Suddenly had an image of the villagers holding ritualized summoning at the center of the island.
Suddenly Doomguy's presence doesn't seem that too far off.
You got it twisted.
Nook didn't make that much money with two workers. He made it with one: himself.
Nook is, first and foremost, a carpenter. The loan he gives you has a bell value assigned to it, but he's not actually giving you money, he is giving you labor. His own labor.
"How can he amass that fortune with so little labor?"
I don't know. I couldn't tell you. But he's built over thirty-two million houses. The vast majority of them never get paid off. But he keeps doing it. And he knows that he can, because he is giving to the community with the one resource he knows he cannot run out of: the work of his own hands.
This one actually got a little too real to be funny, for me; joking about the genocide of indigenous populations make me sick to my stomach
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I mean, you are the only person in town who looks like you when you move in.
You need to be careful. Nook is reaching cult leader status. He's got his own private island nation now. Making morning addresses to his followers. Creating closed loop cell phone networks. Lots of bad stuff could go down if you push him the wrong way. Lots of lives are at stake now.
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Mushroom is just trying to hide the fact that Tom Nook evades taxes, is a billionaire, has magically found a deserted island, and gives out interest free loans for nothing? This man is a monster.
Tom Nook invests his profits back into the local economy - providing residents with retail opportunities that are tailored to their needs. He's even attracted other local entrepreneurs in the textile, fashion, and ghost industry to these small communities - all without having to beg for Bells from hardworking citizens like the Mayor's office.
Why else do you think a career government professional like Isabelle jumped at the opportunity to join Nook on this new society, separated from the restrictive "legal norms" of the old administration?
So that's why he gets humans and animals from to join his new towns. This makes so much sense. Cultivate orphans and then when they are old enough, feed into their desire for a home and to feel like they belong, and turn them into slaves.
This also makes sense. The towns then provide unlimited supply of children, to put into orphanages to brainwash.
Look, shit on him all you want but face the facts:
Would Tom Nook nominate Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court? No.
Would Tom Nook bend over to the NRA? No.
Would Tom Nook defend Roger Stone and lessen his prison sentence? No.
Would Tom Nook pull out of the Paris Accords? No.
Tom Nook is electable and just the leader America is looking for. Consider what we'd have if Tom Nook was elected instead in 2016.
Would Tom Nook nominate Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court? No.
Would Tom Nook bend over to the NRA? No.
Would Tom Nook defend Roger Stone and lessen his prison sentence? No.
Would Tom Nook pull out of the Paris Accords? No.
Tom Nook is electable and just the leader America is looking for. Consider what we'd have if Tom Nook was elected instead in 2016.
The media's been saying some pretty negative things about
Tom Nook
But what are
Real Animals
saying?
So when people as why you support
Tom Nook
You just tell them
A message from Animals for Tom Nook.
Tom Nook
But what are
Real Animals
saying?
Amelia the Eagle said:
Bunnie the Rabbit said:
Cobb the Pig said:
Étolie the Sheep said:
Hopper the Penguin said:
Lucky the Dog said:
So when people as why you support
Tom Nook
You just tell them
Amelia the Eagle said:
Bunnie the Rabbit said:
Cobb the Pig said:
Étolie the Sheep said:
Hopper the Penguin said:
Lucky the Dog said:
A message from Animals for Tom Nook.
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TBH i think anyone who hates on Tom Nook and his long history of providing interest free housing loans has never had to pay a rent check in their life.
I see the "interest-free loans" defense thrown around a lot, but he does force you into another even larger loan immediately upon repayment without disclosing it first multiple times.
Tell me that's ethical.
Tell me that's ethical.
That sure is a funny way of spelling "Swiss bank account".
I guess at least when/if Tom Nook calls someone a 'horse faced lesbian', he's talking about an actual horse.
personally? i far prefer oligarch tom nook to this soulless technocrat:
Hippity Hoppity
Today your neck will go snappity
I'll take his 90% of bells going to an orphanage as canon.
But I want to know how Nook Inc found so many deserted islands.
But I want to know how Nook Inc found so many deserted islands.
Reading AC threads are like reading Eve Online threads. Haven't played both of them and still are fun to read about.
Why is the currency in Animal Crossing bells? Ill tell you why. That orphanage 3 towns over is attached to Nooks Bell factory. The currency used to be Apples until Tom Crook started flooding the economy with bells. Thats why he will happily loan you interest free bells. Costs him nothing but more visitors means the value of the bell increases and makes him exponentially richer every time someone new moves in.
Funny game observation. But did you ever think about what if the mushrooms in Mario Bros are like *drug* mushrooms.
He made some good turnip investments in the early 2000s, and now he's paying it forward.
I'm very disappointed at all this slander being thrown around. The man's giving people housing, and a sense of purpose, without any of the pressure or interest. He puts the needs of the community before personal gain, illustrated by the fact that he donates 90% of his earnings to good causes like orphanages. He's also out there creating inter-species utopias, where cats, dogs, and mice can co-exist peacefully. If anything, he deserves a statue.
The Animal Crossing universe is post-apocalyptic, but unlike Splatoon where humanity's survival attempt failed and only aquatic creatures were uplifted, humanity succeeded at hiding in bunkers for several thousand years while all kinds of animals hyper-evolved in their absence. Now in the present day humans are a superminority in a world where sapient animals largely haven't explored the oceans due to complacently piggybacking off of the ruins of old humanity, and because Tom Nook is more competent than most of them and knows a real estate opportunity when he sees one, he's taking advantage of the now-undeveloped island chains across the globe to turn the most massive of profits yet.
Also no regulations.