Tinder misshape

fanboi · Sep 17, 2020

So I took ERAs advice after a thread here, went to Tinder. Everything is smooth sailing. Then my friend get a hold of my phone, he think he is funny guy and likes a couple of persons.

No biggie If it wasn't that he liked my oldest kids teacher that is 12 years younger as well.

So do I pray to Tinder gods she doesn't have Gold or do I prepare for a awkward parent teacher meeting?

Solo · Sep 17, 2020

You better teach her a lesson.

CharlesAznable · Sep 17, 2020

I highly doubt she'd have gold.

Deleted member 14377 · Sep 17, 2020

Get your kid a passing grade. You're a good parent.

ned_ballad · Sep 17, 2020

Does... anyone actually subscribe to premium stuff on dating apps lol

fanboi · Sep 17, 2020

ned_ballad said:
Does... anyone actually subscribe to premium stuff on dating apps lol

* raises hand *

It was for one month I Swear!

theAllseeingEYE · Sep 17, 2020

Did she like you back? if not, don't sweat it. If she's an adult and want's to chat, we should probably just let you take it from there ;)

Solo said:
You better teach her a lesson.

One and done.

Inugami · Sep 17, 2020

How the heck did your friend he get ahold of your unlocked phone in 2020?

CloudWolf · Sep 17, 2020

Just have sex with the teacher, fanboi. You can do it.

Transistor · Sep 17, 2020

KojiKnight said:
How the heck did your friend he get ahold of your unlocked phone in 2020?

.

This is why you never tell anyone your phone password

dhlt25 · Sep 17, 2020

fanboi said:
* raises hand *

It was for one month I Swear!

women don't need to get gold lol, they have more than enough options as is

fanboi · Sep 17, 2020

Maybe I can pump h

KojiKnight said:
How the heck did your friend he get ahold of your unlocked phone in 2020?

By taking it out of my hands and being a funny guy.

echoshifting · Sep 17, 2020

fanboi · Sep 17, 2020

dhlt25 said:
women don't need to get gold lol, they have more than enough options as is

That is actually true hahaha

And she is extremely attractive so I guess if she has gold I will be one in so many she might not even notice. Hahaha.... :(

John Dunbar · Sep 17, 2020

your "friend" is actually you after couple drinks, right?

Snake Eater · Sep 17, 2020

Not sure what the problem is

Ferrio · Sep 17, 2020

Van Halen has some pretty good advice for this situation.

fanboi · Sep 17, 2020

John Dunbar said:
your "friend" is actually you after couple drinks, right?

That could actually be the truth in other scenarios but not this...

fanboi · Sep 17, 2020

Snake Eater said:
Not sure what the problem is

It feels wrong to do this towards you kids teacher in high school.

Yung Coconut · Sep 17, 2020

What is the issue with this again?

EchoChamber · Sep 17, 2020

Its seems that is a win win for everyone involved.

fanboi · Sep 17, 2020

Yung Coconut said:
What is the issue with this again?

See above.

Yung Coconut · Sep 17, 2020

fanboi said:
See above.

Doing what to her exactly? If she isn't interested she can swipe left on your ass.

Snake Eater · Sep 17, 2020

fanboi said:
It feels wrong to do this towards you kids teacher in high school.

Are you both not adults? She knows that when I'm those apps it's possible she'll encounter an adult she knows

Solo · Sep 17, 2020

Yung Coconut said:
Doing what to her exactly? If she isn't interested she can swipe left on your ass.

And if she IS interested, you can swipe her ass ;)

fanboi · Sep 17, 2020

Yung Coconut said:
Doing what to her exactly? If she isn't interested she can swipe left on your ass.

I mean more making me loook like a stupid parent (might) and maybe putting her in a uncomfortable position.

davepoobond · Sep 17, 2020

is the lesson from this thread that teachers are undateable?

fanboi · Sep 17, 2020

Solo said:
And if she IS interested, you can swipe her ass ;)

You in fire today haha :)

EVIL · Sep 17, 2020

The main thing about Tinder is that they care only for the amount of time that your picture is on their screen. after they swipe left, you will be out of her mind and replaced by another mans face. Don't over worry about these things. And heck! if she did swipe right, then its a win isnt it?

Yung Coconut · Sep 17, 2020

fanboi said:
I mean more fucking outing me as a stupid parent (might) and maybe putting her in a uncomfortable position.

Nah, if she can't handle uncomfortable situations she would avoid dating apps entirely. I'm guessing she is an adult and can handle herself accordingly.

If you're lucky maybe she'll give you the A you've always wanted.

Ravelle · Sep 17, 2020

Pretty sure a lot of people use Tinder for a laugh, most swipes left and right happen at parties.

fanboi · Sep 17, 2020

davepoobond said:
is the lesson from this thread that teachers are undateable?

If they are your kids teacher yes IMO.

Bitanator · Sep 17, 2020

fanboi said:
It feels wrong to do this towards you kids teacher in high school.

Get your kid an A

Shining Star · Sep 17, 2020

And this is why those apps are a bad idea lol

fanboi · Sep 17, 2020

Gah well if she swipes right I will have the biggest smirk on the next parent teacher meeting and my ex will be mad as hell that I didn't push here on certain issue.

Solo · Sep 17, 2020

Bitanator said:
Get your kid an A

I think he is looking to give the teacher the D

fanboi · Sep 17, 2020

Maybe I can push for higher grades...

Yung Coconut · Sep 17, 2020

fanboi said:
If they are your kids teacher yes IMO.

Lame. Won't be the kid's teacher forever. This kind of thinking just makes people miss out on good shit in life. Don't get hung up on stupid shit and create roadblocks yo.

Tagg · Sep 17, 2020

How hot is the teacher?

Bitanator · Sep 17, 2020

Solo said:
I think he is looking to give the teacher the D

I've seen enough TGIF sitcoms to know where this episode is headed

fanboi · Sep 17, 2020

Tagg said:
How hot is the teacher?

Weeell... very. Like very.

Her Instagram pics make me sweat and wonder if this is a pay site.

I am not even sure you can call that a bikini.

Solo · Sep 17, 2020

fanboi said:
Weeell... very. Like very.

Her Instagram pics make me sweat and wonder if this is a pay site.

If she swipes back, you grade her on your curve, no questions asked.

fanboi · Sep 17, 2020

Solo said:
If she swipes back, you grade her on your curve, no questions asked.

Hahahahaha

Deleted member 2779 · Sep 17, 2020

Carmela is that you??

PlateOfShrimp · Sep 17, 2020

Ferrio said:
Van Halen has some pretty good advice for this situation.

First thing I thought of.

Kthulhu · Sep 17, 2020

Likely story OP. We all know you just were swiping on everyone you saw and ended up regretting it.

KoopaTheCasual · Sep 17, 2020

fanboi said:
Gah well if she swipes right I will have the biggest smirk on the next parent teacher meeting and my ex will be mad as hell that I didn't push here on certain issue.

Please don't do this, lol.

Fastest way for her to lose interest.

AegonSnake · Sep 17, 2020

lmao.

BTW, i thought on Tinder, the other person also has to swipe right. So if you two match then it wont be that awkward.

theAllseeingEYE · Sep 17, 2020

I just wanted to say that some of the avatars in this thread are priceless.

I have this image of a smoking Michael Myers giving a screaming horror ghost relationship advice.

fanboi · Sep 17, 2020

KoopaTheCasual said:
Please don't do this, lol.

Fastest way for her to lose interest.

Mentally then at least !

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