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TIL that apparently medieval dick armour was a thing
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I mean what else you supposed to do if you get all turgid in the middle of bloody chaotic warfare? Gotta have some room for relief!
I think a lot of the armor noblemen wore back then was ceremonial. You get a bunch of rich picks together, they're gonna compensate for something.
The Landsknechte also liked their codpieces. Those didn't even protect anything really, it was just colourful dicks
YOOOO thank you for this. I haven't seen this in like 20 years but this is so much more suggestive than I remember 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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But if I saw that face in battle, that would be the first place I would attack
I don't ever want to hear about real life armor always being practical so VG armor has to be too, again. Nothing about an upward hooking dick cage is for safety
Lies, that's Bobby B's armour!Henry VIII's armour.
FETCH ME THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER!
I'd imagine that even Homer was raging hard when writing The Iliad.
So you're saying Achilles was to Homer was Sasuke is to Masashi Kishimoto?
Trying on ERA issue armor.
Spoilered just in case 🤣 🤣
Try not to trip.
Indeed.
Achilles and Hector were probably wish fulfillment for Homer.
The Greek Hoplite's had it right.
Romans also fought without pants so I think there's something to it.
No, you see, it's actually a fake out, because their dicks aren't anywhere near that big actually. So they get their sword caught on a fake dick while the other guy stabs em.
