Threads from 5, 10, and 100 years in the future.

[daveo42]

100 years - hey remember when those giant fleshbags ruled everything before they wiped themselves out?
- Cockroaches mutated after global nuclear war eradicates humanity

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ftfy

 

[Expy]

10 years from now: What game are you playing in your fallout bunker?

 

[Razgriz-Specter]

"Tribe of early internet dwellers with statures of 6.5 ft+ and 15+ inch penises discovered! Archeologists name them Reseto Sapiens.

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LOL

 

[ty_hot]

5 years: Devs need to focus on 60fps
10 years: same
100 years: same

Or: {platform} is getting a RE4 release in a few months(5, 10, 100 years)

 

[Shane M]

5 years from now: "Do you go all streaming? Or do you still enjoy having local media"

10 years from now: "Pokemon has now surpassed 1000 Pokemon. When Will it End?"

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I'd reverse those.

 

[GamerJM]

5 years from now: "Does anyone think Next Level Games is wasting their potential on Luigi's Mansion and Punch-Out games?"

10 years from now: "Persona 6 reportedly 175 hours long."

100 years from now: "Jesus, how did our grandparents use this to communicate with each other?"

 

[shadowman16]

5, 10 or 100 years in the future, you can bet your ass there's still a Nintendo Direct Speculation thread complaining about the first quarter/half of Nintendo software being slow for that particular year despite many games being released for the system.

 

[Arthands]

10 years later: Final Fantasy 7 remake new interview! Trailer maybe coming soon?

 

[Tremorah]

2024
"Metroid Prime 4 to be launch cross-platform across Switch and IwataVR."

2029
"Sony unveils plans to send some men over to your house and punch you in the gut until you hand over your lunch money in new PS+ policy changes."

2119
"这是迪士尼帝国的另一个辉煌的一天。回到工作岗位，平民。"

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[Neilg]

5 years from now:
"the new xbox is just called xbox, again?"

10 years from now:
"the xbox is looking good this year"

100 years:
"we're outside of city limits, we should be safe from xbox. keep your head down though theres no telling where we'll find them"

 

[Don Fluffles]

Time for something a little more not-pessimistic.

5 years: "President Warren endorses Nobel Peace Price for GWU. Praises DoubleFine, Insomniac for outstanding examples. "
10 years: "What was the best JRPG of this gen? Xenoblade 3, Chrono Break or Legend of Heroes: Trails to Hell?"
100 years: "Which game this year do you feel most proud of contributing your programming bot to?"

 

[Grassy]

5 Years : Why hasn't the Battle Royale fad died yet?????

10 Years: Days Gone 3 might have a Metacritic of 34 but it's still my GOTY

100 Years: We're all dead

 

[Baladium]

5 years from now:
"I still can't believe the Sonic movie won Academy Award for Best Picture."

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[Rotobit]

5 years - "Metal Gear Solid VI announced #ThanKonami" (I just see it happening eventually)
10 years - "Functioning Wii U gamepads now going for $2000"
100 years - "Look at how stupid these 2019'ers are in this old forum thread!"

 

[Jakke_Koala]

All 3:

"I Finally player Bloodborne and it is amazing LTTP

 

[Deleted member 20297]

5 years: when will Xbox leave gaming?
10 years: Gran Turismo 7 will release with 7 tracks and 20 cars, everything newly modelled with subatomic precision
100 years: the ultimate guide to Zelda timeline

 

[Raiden]

100 years from now: Half Life, 3 screenshots

 

[xyla]

5 years: None of the announced features for 2024 made it into the epic store on time. What happened when the exclusives dried up.

 

[KnightimeX]

100 years from now.
"Will PC ever catch up to Nintendo's god level graphics and performance?"

 

[SMD]

100 years: the ultimate guide to Zelda timeline

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Miyamoto is going to leave geocaches for people to piece together the Zelda multiverse for centuries to come.

 

[Don Fluffles]

5 years: Remember when we thought Epic Store exclusivity was a bad thing?
10 years: Gaming has become the most unionized industry in the world. Average studio size doubled.
100 years: Gonna use the time machine to go back to the 80s with my $1mil budget. What would you like me to change?

 

[Lucas M. Thomas]

70 years: Celebrating Nintendo's 200th Anniversary

 

[Archduke Kong]

5 years: Nintendo announces their first live E3 presentation in over a decade (RUMOR: Intended to replace the quarterly Nintendo Direct as the only source of Nintendo news)
10 years: Does anyone miss when Nintendo used to do Directs?
100 years: Nintendo finally has the most graphically and performance intensive console, so why are they STILL refusing to release legacy titles aside from the NES and SNES?

 

[jrDev]

"Is anyone tired of the formula for Final Fantasy 100?"

 

[Zaki2407]

Ok op, I'll try
5 : Final Fantasy VII Remake Part-1 lOTl Finally......
10 : Final Fantasy VII Remake Part-3 lOTl Finally......it's over.
100 : LTTP Final Fantasy VII Remake. Hey this ancient game is great.

 

[verygooster]

5 years: "When does Metroid Prime 4 get fun?"

10 years: "EA launches subscription program if you want your games patched. $89.95/yr"

100 Years from Now: "Lost two-dimensional video of meatbag announcing something called 'Mother 3' emerges"

 

[Deleted member 21709]

100 years

'What's your favorite type of stick?'

'Driftwood Vs. Regular Branch. Discuss.'

 

[justiceiro]

5 years: this brain controller thing is just a fade

10 years: disappointed the brain controller module is not in every modern controller

100 years: have 50 plastic boxs dry , can de used as fuel, exchange 100ml of water. Find me at cave 3, only before the morning radioactive rain.

 

[SirNinja]

I guarantee that there will be a fun thread in 2027 about how the Final Fantasy series is nowhere close to where Deus Ex Human Revolution thought it would be:

(Hell, I'll be surprised if Final Fantasy XVII is out by then...)

 

[Chackan]

100 Years From Now:

Final Fantasy, 7 Screenshots

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LOL that Half Life thread was mastery level trolling

 

[Prototype Viktor]

5 Years from Now: Soulja Boy CEO of THQ presents E3 presser - Alt: EA starts charging people for DLC that allows you to show off your microtransactions with "gameplay"
10 Years From Now: Drake arrested for misconduct with underage cosplayers
100 years from Now: Ubisoft, a paramilitary org, destroys final David Cage statue

 

[MysticGon]

5 years: "PS6 and Xbox THREE speculation thread: My Python does want some"

10 year: "EA, Take Two, Activision and Ubisoft all report double digit declines in revenue since passage of landmark GAAS law"

100 years: "Skynet and the Architect ink new slave sharing deal.(see sentinel posts)"

 

[Santerestil]

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2119
"This is another brilliant day for the Disney Empire. Back to work, civilians."

 

[Griffith]

5 years: Should Sekiro 2 have an easy mode?
10 years: Sterdust (Jim Sterling) becomes WWE champion
100 years: 20 things Fallout 1 and 2 got exactly right about the post-nuclear landscape

 

[Willin]

100 years: The new Assassin's Creed will take place in 2019 Washington DC.

 

[DrKelpo]

1 year: nice, a new harvest moon
5 years: I know most of Asia is gone, but let's stay positive people.. What's your favorite harvest moon?
10 years: (written on a wooden sign outside Boston) Need potatoes, give apples

 

[Don Fluffles]

5 years: President Harris: "Breath of the Wild 2 is the best game." Living remnants of the GOP go nuts.
10 years: What's your favorite antifa game so far?
100 years: Can we agree that XR has killed the Holodeck?

 

[Tavernade]

5 Years - Nintendo is Doomed
10 Years - Nintendo is Doomed
100 Years - Nintendo is Doomed

 

[Pancracio17]

5 years: Why BotW2 is better than Horizon 2
10 years: Elder Scrolls VI: Skyrim 2, teaser trailer
100 years: Final Fantasy XXX was announced and wasnt a porn game, post your disappointment here.

 

[Roukira]

5 Years from now - FF7R Last part finally out ! 90 MC Score
10 Years from now - FF XVI 2030 release date is official - Watch E3 2029 Trailer
100 Years from now - FF XVI Remake development has restarted from scratch due to bad managment

 

[Sargerus]

"Remember when games used to have physical versions?"

 

[Pelican]

100 years: I wonder if all those people were disappointed that they died of old age instead of in one of their doomsday predictions.

 

[Slim]

100 years from now - still waiting on that LoK soul reaver sequel

 

[Raide]

2133. This year must be Half Life 3.

 

[Xadra]

5 years: How do you feel about Elon Musk's new company? Do you think they have a chance in the video game industry?
10 years: I'm the only one who only leaves the virtual world to check resetera?
100 years: Why the developers should make videogames more appealing to aliens (READ OP).

1000 years: ⍙⊑⊬ ⟟ ⌿⍀⟒⎎⟒⍀ ⟒⏃⍀⏁⊑⌰⟟⋏☌⌇ ⎐⟟⎅⟒⍜☌⏃⋔⟒⌇, ⏃⋏⎅ ⍙⊑⊬ ⏃⌰⟟⟒⋏ ⎐⟟⎅⟒⍜☌⏃⋔⟒⌇ ⌇⎍☊☍

 

[NightShift]

5 years: "Remember Stadia? lol"

10 years: "Itsuno considers the second DMC reboot to be one of his favourite games. Will use aspects of it to make DMC6."

100 years: "Hideo Kojima's head announces MGSV: Chapter Three"

 

[Ishaan]

100 years from now: "WTF, did Sakurai get younger AGAIN???"

 

[LavaBadger]

5 years:
"Destiny 4's Silver Monarch expansion finally gets the game to where it should have launched"

 

[DaleCooper]

5 years:
Why is Bloodborne 2 frame pacing still not fixed???

10 years:
Why is Elden Ring 3 frame pacing still not fixed???

100 years:
Why is the Demon's Souls remaster frame pacing still not fixed???

 

[Axe]

5 Years: "When will Nintendo release SNES games on Switch?"

10 Years: "When will Nintendo release Mother 3 in the West?"

100 years: "The Last Jedi discussion thread"