This Watch Mojo Drakengard 2 review is a beautiful mess

[Deleted member 71]

Play as the hero Legna as you journey across the land pulling off sick devil may cry rpg action as you collect the 6 keys

made by the japanese developer ubisoft.

Seriously though. This is something else, you don't even see video reviews like this anymore.

 

[Hektor]

That's a classic

 

[show me your skeleton]

draK'Ngard

aMAzing

 

[show me your skeleton]

is that man okay

 

[Weiss]

I can't believe the good name of Drakengard has been so besmirched.

 

[Stantastic]

honestly its about the review this game deserves.

 

[Kupo Kupopo]

well, he's definitely got his mojo workin'...

 

[Jiggy]

Just gonna stand on the roof to review this game

 

[Tuorom]

what the fuck did that man just say

 

[Deleted member 51539]

I lasted 58 seconds.

 

[SlasherMcGirk]

Damn that really was bad.

 

[ElMexiMerican]

Holy shit he sounds like a run on sentence using autocomplete

 

[Sage]

We need to get this man back doing more reviews. Where is he now?

 

[CharlesAznable]

lmfaooo how have I never seen this before? wtf???

 

[Strat]

More effort than Drakengard 2 warrants tbh

 

[Deleted member 71]

We need to get this man back doing more reviews. Where is he now?

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He made five of them back in the day. No idea what he's doing now.

They're all equally confusing.



Criterion is my favorite well-known FPS developer.

 

[SbnaS]

The ending was funny

"it's just a game!"

edit. This reminds me of the two porn stars selling things skit on snl.

 

[Gundam]

Why is he outside?

 

[RicJFNas]

What the.........

 

[SinkFla]

This is what happens when you give an auctioneer three Adderall, a camera and access to a rooftop.

 

[MaverickHunterAsh]

This was enormously entertaining, thank you for sharing.

 

[RainbowIslands]

Very entertaining, lol. It's almost a satire but I think he's super serious about it?

 

[EndlessNever]

I am really at a loss for words with that

 

[Crossing Eden]

He looks like he is currently being held hostage post being forced to play and give a review for the game.

 

[Deleted member 13798]

He made five of them back in the day. No idea what he's doing now.

They're all equally confusing.



Criterion is my favorite well-known FPS developer.

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Jesus.

I didn't know it was possible to talk for 5 minutes straight while saying nothing at all.

it's like fucking Tommy Wiseau reviewing games

 

[IDreamOfHime]

Dunkey reviews are more cohesive.

 

[jsnepo]

Highly entertaining.

 

[Cheshire_Buddha]

I didn't even realize WatchMojo existed back in the late 00's. I thought they start in the mid-10's.

Hilarious review nonetheless.

 

[Breather-Resistance]

He's right, the Sony Playstation 2 has too many Japanese Animation games. I mean, if you go to their site's it's all written in Japanese!

He's the Tommy Wiseau of game reviews. Incredible shit right here.

 

[foggy]

"I don't know if Sony Playstation is really more based or powerful in Japan, god knows, but go on the website, see for yourself, it's all written in Japanese"

 

[roguesquirrel]

HP....Health Power

 

[NightShift]

You found a real gem here.

 

[ghoulie]

holy shit

"god knows" is by far my favorite part

 

[yap]

reviewing a game outdoors on a rooftop is giving me serious g4tv vibes

 

[Deleted member 21411]

I also really loved all the Yoko taro stuff in the game.... Ya know the editing

 

[Cyanity]

Holy shit, the SO and I can't stop laughing at this. Are there more?

 

[AnansiThePersona]

He's like a Men in Black alien wearing a human disguise

 

[spookyduzt]

Don't see reviews like this much anymore. Or that one X-Play review of Bujingai that was just bursting at the seams with transphobia.

 

[Conkerkid11]

He made five of them back in the day. No idea what he's doing now.

They're all equally confusing.



Criterion is my favorite well-known FPS developer.

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I think the thing that bothers me most about these videos is that somebody was holding the camera and didn't intervene.

 

[MrNewVegas]

I can't picture this guy playing Drakengard 2 for 56 hours lol

 

[Garlador]

Well, hey, at least I learned that Ubisoft published the game. No idea.

 

[Ryuelli]

The style of the review itself and the dictation reminds me quite a bit of Judgement Day.

Tommy and Lucas were significantly better at formulating their thoughts than this guy though.

 

[SolidSnakex]

Well, hey, at least I learned that Ubisoft published the game. No idea.

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During the PSone and PS2 days you'd see a lot of major western publishers picking up Japanese titles for localization. As an example, Activision published several Bloody Roar games during that period.

 

[Araujo]

Devils may Cry?

Devil-S- May Cry!?

 

[Era of not Yakuza]

Ubisoft, the developer known for its amazing japanese cutscenes

 

[nicolasacmf]

Why is he on rooftop? Why does he sound like someone speaking with no commas? Why is he high? Am I high?

 

[Augemitbutter]

The ending was good.

 

[HockeyBird]

It almost sounds like he still learning English as his second or third language but was somehow about to get the accent right away.

I kinda want to try Drakengard after watching this review though...

 

[Carnby]

"I have no idea what I'm doing" the review

 

[LordDraven]

horrible hair