This $350k house has some fantastic woodwork, gorgeous kitchen, gleeming bathrooms, and a full jail. Wait, what?

[Meatfist]

That's definitely a jail - WAY less horny than a dungeon :(

 

[Dennis8K]

Don't kink shame.

 

[RedStep]

I'mma need 14 cells for that price, dawg.

 

[mhayes86]

*looks through pictures*

Wife: "A friend sent me a house for sale in our budget, it's... Wait what are you looking at? Damnit, that's what I was going to show you, how'd you find it!?"

 

[Dizastah]

Kids timeout...lol

 

[808s & Villainy]

You say jail i say possibilities

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Actually the realtor did too, if you look at the end of the description

Possibilities are amazing with this property.

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[rsfour]

That's actually pretty cheap.

 

[Tobor]

The crazy part is they spent $1.5 mill to renovate and are selling for $350K.

Talk about not a great return on investment.

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$1.5 million renovation in 2005...right before the Great Recession.

It's apparently an old Sherriff's office.

 

[Lyrick]

CTRL + F [Mother in law quarters]

0/0

you guys fucking fail.

 

[Walter White Walker]

Well gee, that's not creepy at all.

 

[RCSI]

Pictures 1-29: Hey this doesn't look too bad
Picture 30-?: Interesting design, kind of harsh not sure why this picture is here
Picture ? - : Wait, are those bars? Is this a jail? wtf
Last few pictures: What a lovely outdoor porch

 

[Cerulean_skylark]

It's apparently an old Sherriff's office.

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this.

 

[Kill3r7]

I imagine since it's historic property you cannot touch the jail. Also as indicated by the description repairs and renovations will cost an arm and leg.

 

[Skittles]

great for filming....


stuff

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[piratepwnsninja]

hear something moaning from the jail side at 1 in the morning? Do YOU go look?

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Depends on what company I've rented out to.

 

[Pascal]

The possibilities are ENDLESS.

 

[Camells]

If your into something Hannibalesque...
The possibilities are endless indeed.

 

[deadmonkeyuk]

Looks ideal for the next Human Centipede movie.

 

[ILikeFeet]

That's definitely a jail - WAY less horny than a dungeon :(

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you're only limited by your imagination

 

[Camells]

Now just imagine renting a room on Airbnb (and the host omits this information) and you end up on this house...
Fuck.

 

[Specific Power Ranger]

Whats with the police tape on one of the toilets ?

 

[Soran]

Many people have been kidnapped and locked for year while being raped and abused in personal prisions, this should be illegal.

 

[FernandoRocker]

Now, I don't know a lot about real estate in the USA, but isn't $350,000 kinda cheap for a house that big?

 

[Heynongman!]

Whats with the police tape on one of the toilets ?

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Normal real estate stuff, basically to say - "Hey the water ain't on, so don't"

 

[Fonst]

Great place to do a haunted house?

 

[Specific Power Ranger]

Normal real estate stuff, basically to say - "Hey the water ain't on, so don't"

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Ah. When it's on a toilet in a JAIL section of the house, it makes it look like a crime was commited

 

[wenis]

if it were the mid-90's you could buy the property and rent it out for location shoots for alt rock band music videos. everyone needs a jail cell to shoot in!

 

[AndrewDean84]

As I kept reading the topic name:

 

[Jive Turkey]

Prison theme Air B&B/prime filming facility.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Great place to do a haunted house?

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Or maybe an escape room.

 

[skeptem]

Honestly, this is a sweet deal. Prison and all.

For 350 you're looking at a modest 3br in my area.

 

[PlanetSmasher]

If you told me this house was straight out of Silent Hill I would believe you.

 

[Mr Jones]

Yeah, escape room would be quite interesting. >:)

 

[Deleted member 4212]

The non-jail part is pretty nice and it seems pretty cheap overall.

 

[Gwenpoolshark]

That's someone's sex dungeon for sure.

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that's a big ass sex dungeon

 

[Mariolee]

This some Watchmen shit wtf

 

[Ferrio]

So anyone here actually from Fayette Missouri that can give us a low down on the town?

 

[JilloftheJungle]

I love it! I'd buy if I was even slightly interested in the area. But I'll pass.

 

[FaceHugger]

Some people see that and see a jail. I see a sex dungeon, let's just be real.

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Not going to lie....... That was my first thought.

 

[Gaf Zombie]

Pretty good deal if you can redo or block out the basement.

If it were in the Bay Area you could rent out the cells for $2k a month.

 

[Darryl M R]

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yo chill lol

 

[Fuzzy]

That shit better be soundproof so I can get a good night's sleep.

 

[Bard]

 

[The Albatross]

That's a beautiful house, with the one exception of that gaudy as hell vanity in the half-bath.

..

oh and the torture prison.

I'd fucking buy that place though. I don't have any qualms about the jail. Sweet as poker nights, rent it out to sex films, use it as a dog kennel, etc.

 

[Zombine]

That is probably one haunted-ass house

 

[HylianSeven]

I legit wanna know why it's there. If that's really someone's sex dungeon, that's extremely elaborate...

 

[PAFenix]

Oh this is a nice house.

What a lovely living area.

Wow spacious bathroom!

....What's that steel door?

Oh no........

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Failburger]

Somebody was really into that Martyrs movie.

 

[andymcc]

is this like the US version of the movie martyrs or something

Somebody was really into that Martyrs movie.

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da fuck

 

[sfedai0]

Damn, I was expecting a small jail cell. Instead I got a full blown prison.