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Shoreu

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Oct 25, 2017
1,010
Having to wait a week because your parents wanted you to do something early morning.

Absolute hell
 

Couleurs

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Oct 25, 2017
4,362
Denver, CO
The inescapable dread of waking up early on Sunday and realizing that literally the only thing on tv was the 700 Club and sermons on every channel

in a pre-internet world when the weather was bad so you couldn't go outside to play, that was torture
 

Bengraven

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Oct 26, 2017
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Legit nothing fucks with your day when you wake up too late to watch cartoons. Catching like the last 10 minutes of a brand new Ducktales and then have to watch the 10am local news. It's like eating soap.
 

steejee

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Oct 28, 2017
8,741
Purgatory for me was having a sick day where you weren't super sick so you could still enjoy TV...but since you just had broadcast the highlight of the daytime shows was the 12pm news. Everything else after 9am was infomercials and soap operas.

One morning I woke up early to meet Jack Hanna.
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I'm jealous
 

Bengraven

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Oct 26, 2017
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Weekday mornings sucked too because no one showed cartoons until I was like 17. Until DB and Sailor Moon came on TV we just had Honeymooners or I Love Lucy to watch from 6-7am when we had to leave for school. And even then I was "done with" cartoons so I didn't even watch those.
 

Kamek

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Oct 27, 2017
3,981
I don't even know what people watch on TV these days besides sports and news. Like to just watch. I turned on my TV Saturday morning and looked at the old sat morning cartoon channels and it's all infomercials.
 

jph139

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Oct 25, 2017
14,448
In the 90s, I had Marty Stouffer's Wild America. Always wondered if that was widespread or not.

 

mclem

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Oct 25, 2017
13,548
In the UK we had an *excellent* tradition of Saturday Morning magazine shows. Some rather cheaper than others, admittedly!

I miss 'em, and there's precious few - for obvious reasons (pop performances and cartoons) on Youtube.
Tiswas:


Going Live:


SM:TV Live


Dick and Dom In Da Bungalow
 

LakeEarth

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Oct 27, 2017
8,201
Ontario
I identify with this thread even though it wasn't Jack Hanna, but some old dated show that was probably never seen outside of Canada. Saturday morning cartoons was an event for me for many years.
 

devenger

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Oct 29, 2017
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I dunno, it was pretty bad getting up early on Sunday morning and only finding Davey & Goliath.

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The Albatross

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Oct 25, 2017
39,232
That's pretty spot on. Or waking up at like 6:30 on Christmas morning and turning to a Tiger Electrics shitty baseball game for like 90 mins desperate to kill time.

With streaming, though, this is all lost. Being bored is lost.
 

HeySeuss

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Oct 25, 2017
8,876
Ohio
He's like a knock-off American version of Steve Irwin. I ain't mad at him I guess.
No Jack Hannah predates Steve Irwin. Steve is a cooler version but Jack was first.

Also living in Ohio he's pretty well thought of and that show was pretty popular here. But when I was a kid, 3 Stooges were on before cartoons.

And like Slayven I remember channels being off the air until 5am.
 

RedStep

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Oct 27, 2017
2,657
Whenever we woke up alone too early it was always Candle Cove playing. Over and over….
 

verygooster

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Oct 25, 2017
8,655
New Jersey
This is what I remember watching before the Saturday morning block started:





I recently learned Alice's Adventures in Wonderland had an episode with OJ Simpson in it but never aired for obvious reasons.
 

Suede

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Oct 28, 2017
12,626
Scotland
In the UK I remember trying to wake up really early so I could watch Laurel and Hardy. It was like magic when I did catch it.
 

Teiresias

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Oct 27, 2017
8,261
Aww! Now I'm even more nostalgic for those Magic Bullet informercials! My little Sister and I would love watching them at midnight back in the day.



Less than two minutes in and already they're too lazy to just wisk some eggs for an omelette.

This would also come on fairly often before programing



Damn, looked up this guy after seeing this and remembering seeing this drivel and boy, did that Wikipedia entry go dark really quick.
 
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Tavernade

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Sep 18, 2018
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And as soon as the cartoons were over it was sports or some sort of tax subsidy mandated edutainment show with a budget of seven dollars.

The inescapable dread of waking up early on Sunday and realizing that literally the only thing on tv was the 700 Club and sermons on every channel

in a pre-internet world when the weather was bad so you couldn't go outside to play, that was torture

It wasn't even made better by having Nickelodeon or Disney Channel as their Sunday programming usually sucked until prime time. It'd usually just be a marathon of one or two shows that you're already sick of.
 

PBalfredo

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Oct 26, 2017
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I was always a late sleeper, so in order to watch the early cartoons, I would have to try (usually in vain) to program the VCR on Friday night. I might be able to catch a few in the morning before cartoons were over and the 700 Club came on.
 

Amedo310

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Nov 15, 2017
159
Omg. I've only been through this many times in the 90s for WB and Fox Kids until the 00s where shows like Dharma and Greg, Xena, Hercules, Mutant X, and Beast Master aired in the early morning. I honestly got hooked to those live shows more than the cartoons.
 
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wenis

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Oct 25, 2017
16,149
Jack Hanna was always the "after" saturday morning cartoons thing. like right around 1030/11am or so. With the rest of the edutainment block that was mostly live action tv and rarely a cartoon.

my early morning shows before the cartoons started was The Three Stooges, I Love Lucy and Romper Room

 

Pyccko

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Oct 25, 2017
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joke's on you, they used to play a block of saved by the bell and a different world on tbs at like 4am. I'd just watch that til the cartoons started
 

bionic77

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Oct 25, 2017
30,904
Having to wait a week because your parents wanted you to do something early morning.

Absolute hell
Not specific to Saturday morning but being out of town or traveling when you knew some big episode or some shit was about to go down based on the cliffhanger the week before was always tough.

Yes I would like to go to my cousins wedding but why did it have to happen at the same time we were getting a season finale to Star Trek or a game 7 of the NBA Finals?

Also I might have been weird but I was ok with Jack Hanna. It was no TurboTeen but not much can compete with a teenager that can turn into a car.
 
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For me, as an 80s kid in the Midwest, the morning schedule was as follows:
Test pattern
U.S. Farm Report
USA Cartoon Express
The test pattern was better than the farm report.
 

Annubis

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Oct 25, 2017
5,677
You knew cartoons were finally about to start when the static image:
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finally switched to this!


EDIT: also this one later:
 
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Lionel Mandrake

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Oct 26, 2017
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This was the sign for me that Saturday morning cartoons were over for me



Soul Train was FOX.
CBS would usually switch over to golf or racing.
I didn't really bother with NBC's Saturday mornings.
With ABC, sometimes you'd get lucky and they'd play a movie or something after their cartoon block.
You're only real hope of keeping the vibe going was to find a UHF station playing something weird.
 

Tobor

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Oct 25, 2017
28,803
Richmond, VA
Anybody here old enough to remember how every time Scooby Doo came on you would hope it was the Batman episode and it never was?
 

medinaria

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Oct 30, 2017
2,552
I watched jack hanna and didn't watch the cartoons

if that's purgatory, I guess I probably never left. it's not so bad here, I promise
 

jph139

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Oct 25, 2017
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I had him too. Enjoyyy Our Wild Amerrrica.

Sadly, Stouffer turned out to be a d-bag iirc.

Yeah I googled him after posting that, turns out he was accused of faking footage and making tame animals fight and stuff? Don't know if it was ever substantiated but he faded pretty quick after that.

Evidently they made a movie about his childhood with the kid from Home Improvement which is funny.

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Coleslaw

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Nov 3, 2018
729
No Jack Hannah predates Steve Irwin. Steve is a cooler version but Jack was first.

Also living in Ohio he's pretty well thought of and that show was pretty popular here. But when I was a kid, 3 Stooges were on before cartoons.

And like Slayven I remember channels being off the air until 5am.

Ew yuck, Ohio, poor guy. He deserves better.
 

javac

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Oct 28, 2017
3,156
when I was a kid Cartoon Network would switch to tcm movies at a certain time every day, I think 9pm and that would be signal that its bed time, sounds early in hindsight lol, it would stay tcm until like 5am so if you had a nightmare and woke up early all you had to watch was old ass black and white movies
 

mael

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Nov 3, 2017
16,976
On my side I remember waking up to early and ended up with cartoons for babies.
Why the hell did they think babies would wanna watch tv at 5 am?
Then it was stuffs for 5 yo at around 6 and then the real good stuff was 7...or the time I had to go to school because I lived rather far.
There was never any real point in watching tv during school days if you ask me.

Wednesday and Saturday were the real days!
starting 8 till 10h30 you had all the good stuff from DBZ to Sailor Moon with City Hunter in between.
Real quality stuff!
 

HustleBun

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Nov 12, 2017
6,076
Sitting through Hey Dude to get to Solute Your Shorts or The Adventures of Pete & Pete..
Sitting through CatDog to get to Angry Beavers.
Sitting through Weinerville to get to Rocko or Hey Arnold.
Sitting through Bonkers to get to Gargoyles.
Sitting through My Brother And Me to get to Kenan & Kel or Nicktoons.
Sitting through the crappy Police Academy and Toxic Avengers cartoons to get to Ninja Turtles.
Sitting through Eek! the Cat to get to Tiny Toons or Batman: TAS.

There are so many.
 

Chrome Hyena

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Oct 30, 2017
8,779
When you woke up too early, or slept too late, you ran into a potential Ron Popeil combo lol



When you knew "Crap I slept too late!" or "Crap I woke up about 2 hours too early!"