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thehardtimes (satire/parody site): Sekiro Should Respect Its Players and Add Big Anime Titties
- Thread starter Veelk
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they're halfway there with the huge cocks
Yeah, but they need a dose of big anime titties to balance it out.
Just the big cocks?
You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
You didn't grow.
You didn't improve.
You took a shortcut and gained nothing.
You experienced a hollow victory.
Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.
It's sad that you don't know the difference.
Obviously just gatekeeping, flat chested elitists who want to feel superior to everyone. Get a life!
I have to admit having a chuckle about the difficulty settings commentary.
Feel like it's a different kind of commentary altogether that, not having heard of the website, I had to be told that the article was a parody, because here in 2019 one can't be sure anymore.
Feel like it's a different kind of commentary altogether that, not having heard of the website, I had to be told that the article was a parody, because here in 2019 one can't be sure anymore.
As an expert on anime titties I can deduce from the lack of anime titties in Sekiro that Sekiro doesn't qualify as a sufficient "Game of the Year" or even a proper video game.
What about mount your friends?
In a game where everyone already has a visible floppy dick, adding more seems like it would make it weird.
We need to be asking the real questions right now.
Namely, why the fuck can't i have Mr. Sekiro wear a maid outfit? I would embed some fanart of him wearing one, but somehow no such art exists.
You have an objective now, artists, draw Mr. Sekiro wearing this!
Namely, why the fuck can't i have Mr. Sekiro wear a maid outfit? I would embed some fanart of him wearing one, but somehow no such art exists.
You have an objective now, artists, draw Mr. Sekiro wearing this!
From Software has had a troubled history when it comes to the tradition of respecting big anime tiddies. Although Dark Souls 1 had Gwynevere and Dark Souls 3 had Rosaria they've been inconsistent, to say the least, when it comes to respecting their players.
I hoped that with Sekiro, as an opportunity for them to turn a new leaf, they wouldn't repeat the mistakes of the past but here we are, yet again, demanding for nothing more than for them to respect us players.
#SekirOppai
/s (just in case)
I hoped that with Sekiro, as an opportunity for them to turn a new leaf, they wouldn't repeat the mistakes of the past but here we are, yet again, demanding for nothing more than for them to respect us players.
#SekirOppai
/s (just in case)
With mods, you can have big anime tiddies.
And god mode.
I love PC gaming.
Yeah, they are so smart.
And god mode.
I love PC gaming.
Yeah, they are so smart.
Yeah, they are god damn right!
How could this game get such a high meta score without this? WTF?!
How could this game get such a high meta score without this? WTF?!
Y'know what would be hilarious? If Kenichiro Takaki's Cygames project turns out to be the OP's article, but entirely unironic.
Penis souls would be a utterly unremarkable game if it wasn't hard.
You're disgracing the intended vision of the game.
Penis Souls will be that FromSoftware game George RR Martin is helping write.
Still the best Hard Times article
This is a direct assault on me and I will not have it
