Imagine sprawling cinematography of the mountainous landscapes of Russia, somewhere near the Caucasus... and there, a fat orange-haired man (possibly played by Alec Baldwin), wearing a white golfing outfit, runs into view and begins to twirl with glee. After resting, though, for about 15 minutes, he then spots his golf ball, and sings:
"They wiiiiill say that I've... just committed treason,
They'll say I'm betray-ing the U.S.A.,
They wiiiill say it's bad... I evaded prison,
But, I call it taking a hoooo-li-day..."
etc. (gets on golf buggy and continues...)
The premise: Fleeing prosecution in America, Trump seeks political asylum in Russia, with the help of Vladimir Putin. Fearful of the CIA, Trump goes undercover as a children's governess in an oligarch's riverside mansion, having the assigned name of "Melania von Drumpf". The story is set against the backdrop of increasing anti-Putin and anti-Nazi sentiment and the attempted reclamation of Crimea by NATO forces, spearheaded by US Secretary of State Obama, whose suspicions are aroused upon invitation to a performance by the Von Drumpf Family Singers.
Songs include:
The Sound of Treason
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Melania?
Woe-Is-Me (A Female Me)
The Lonely Dotard
Sixteen Going For Seventy?
Moscow Hotel (прощайте!, доброй ночи!)
Crimes, They're a-Mountin'
... and My Favorite Things, with the lyrics:
Raindrops on Rosie, and sad Kathy Griffin,
Black men in prison, trans soldiers forbidden,
Bright copper combovers fit for a king,
These are a few of my favorite things...
Cream-colored daughters who lack any scruples,
Fat cells, and gas wells, and laundering roubles,
Tweets from gold toilets that stir the right-wing,
These are a few of my favorite things...
Girls in white satin Miss Universe sashes,
Grabbing their pussies despite the backlashes,
Hookers who pee on my face 'til it stings,
These are a few of my favorite things...
When the non-whites,
And their offspring,
Cross the border: BAD!
Then I eat cheeseburgers and fried onion rings,
Before I call my friend Vlad.
I just thought this would be amusing. Some levity.
"They wiiiiill say that I've... just committed treason,
They'll say I'm betray-ing the U.S.A.,
They wiiiill say it's bad... I evaded prison,
But, I call it taking a hoooo-li-day..."
etc. (gets on golf buggy and continues...)
The premise: Fleeing prosecution in America, Trump seeks political asylum in Russia, with the help of Vladimir Putin. Fearful of the CIA, Trump goes undercover as a children's governess in an oligarch's riverside mansion, having the assigned name of "Melania von Drumpf". The story is set against the backdrop of increasing anti-Putin and anti-Nazi sentiment and the attempted reclamation of Crimea by NATO forces, spearheaded by US Secretary of State Obama, whose suspicions are aroused upon invitation to a performance by the Von Drumpf Family Singers.
Songs include:
The Sound of Treason
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Melania?
Woe-Is-Me (A Female Me)
The Lonely Dotard
Sixteen Going For Seventy?
Moscow Hotel (прощайте!, доброй ночи!)
Crimes, They're a-Mountin'
... and My Favorite Things, with the lyrics:
Raindrops on Rosie, and sad Kathy Griffin,
Black men in prison, trans soldiers forbidden,
Bright copper combovers fit for a king,
These are a few of my favorite things...
Cream-colored daughters who lack any scruples,
Fat cells, and gas wells, and laundering roubles,
Tweets from gold toilets that stir the right-wing,
These are a few of my favorite things...
Girls in white satin Miss Universe sashes,
Grabbing their pussies despite the backlashes,
Hookers who pee on my face 'til it stings,
These are a few of my favorite things...
When the non-whites,
And their offspring,
Cross the border: BAD!
Then I eat cheeseburgers and fried onion rings,
Before I call my friend Vlad.
I just thought this would be amusing. Some levity.
