Lmao@ them getting the writers of batman vs superman jurassic world and monster trucks to write this movie
Reminder that the Last Jedi did not retcon or shit on a single thing from TFA
And Star Trek Into Darkness and Lost Season 6Lmao@ them getting the writers of batman vs superman jurassic world and monster trucks to write this movie
It's such a good idea, they had to make sure to ruin it as much as possible. Flipping the entire Star Wars concept on its head while retaining the forward momentum of the mythos? NAH. Slam the brakes on and rewind the conflict back 40 years for nostalgia porn reasons again.
Lmao@ them getting the writers of batman vs superman jurassic world and monster trucks to write this movie
Lmao@ them getting the writers of batman vs superman jurassic world and monster trucks to write this movie
What if people don't want the entire Star Wars concept flipped on its head?
Wait, how was that premise flipping Star Wars on its head? That's like the set-up to half of the movies?It's such a good idea, they had to make sure to ruin it as much as possible. Flipping the entire Star Wars concept on its head while retaining the forward momentum of the mythos? NAH. Slam the brakes on and rewind the conflict back 40 years for nostalgia porn reasons again.
It's almost like story boards don't exist in the Star Wars timeline.Maybe it wouldn't be much of a problem if someone, anyone, had written an outline about the events in the sequel trilogy
Then they just want pale photocopies of the original films with better special effects and worse characters. And at that point, do we really need more Star Wars at all?
It's not a problem to tell the story through a new lens and explore a different kind of conflict. That's GOOD storytelling, rather than just awkwardly replicating movies from 40 years ago with zero plan.
I'm pretty sure there's middle ground between "Flipped on its Head" and "Uncreative Retreading."
Not everything has to be a deconstruction I feel. What if I like Star Wars because I liked the elements normally associated with Star Wars?
Monster Trucks!
Book of Henry!
Star Trek Into Darkness!
Batman v Superman!
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By your powers combined I am Captain Hack!
It tries desperately to be a crowdpleaser,
BrutalRemember how many say that MCU movies get a higher score than they deserve just for the brand?
After sleeping on this movie. I'm convinced that's happening here.
Wait, how was that premise flipping Star Wars on its head? That's like the set-up to half of the movies?
RJ had the opportunity actually subvert expectations in an interesting way by having Rey and Ben team up and he doesn't do it, so TLJ ends with things as basically the status quo — the evil empire is chasing the good rebels.
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So basically if it were called Bar Bwars it would have gotten a 2/10?
I mean what is there to talk about without spoils. The reviews are out and we see where the critics stand.
Ah I mistook what you meant. I thought you were discussing a deconstruction of the concept of Star Wars itself, not the power dynamic.It would STILL BE those elements, just without the EXACT SAME final boss fight as last time. Having Kylo as an unhinged maniac terribly leading the First Order while the Resistance steadily grows in strength and chips away at their powerbase is still Star Wars, it's just not "HERE IS THE BIGGEST BAD WITH THE BESTEST FORCE POWERS, IS HE NOT BADASS!?!?!?!?!?!?!" again.
That's too bad, Jar Jar is a much better character than Han Solo or Luke Skywalker with better acting.
Ah I mistook what you meant. I thought you were discussing a deconstruction of the concept of Star Wars itself, not the power dynamic.
Though to be fair, the prequels were about a strong established good guy side getting blindsided by a much smaller evil side. So lets not act like "Empire Bad Rebel Good" is a universal constant in Star Wars.
preachThis is why I mock the TLJ haters.
Abomination. This is the film you folks deserve.
Then there is a perfectly good trilogy created 40 years ago for you to enjoy. For as shitty as the prequels are you have to respect them for telling a somewhat coherent story. The new trilogy is simply a rehash with some twists. I mean Starkiller Base? Seriously? The Star Wars universe has unlimited potential and they choose to create Starkiller Base? The First Order is a weaker less coherent Empire and almost none of the interesting story arcs prevail in the two movies.I'm pretty sure there's middle ground between "Flipped on its Head" and "Uncreative Retreading."
Not everything has to be a deconstruction I feel. What if I like Star Wars because I liked the elements normally associated with Star Wars?
Trust me, I wont be going around defending JJ's initial decision to have the Empire back as some giant super power vs a small Rebellion in TFA.It's not a universal constant, but it has been the universal constant for the past five (chronological) episodes.
He arrives on the Fortnite Battle Bus for the finale.
I'd say that was sort of what the prequels and TFA were (at least in terms of power dynamics, not leadership competency), but yeah that wouldn't have been terrible either. I still think I prefer the movie I imagined in the theater when it seemed like Ben and Rey were actually going to realize that the Sith v Jedi conflict is stupid and self-destructive and that they should team up.It was very clearly stated by the end of TLJ that Kylo would've made a TERRIBLE Supreme Leader and his troops were already viewing him as an emotional wreck and not taking him seriously, even BEFORE Luke embarrassed him in front of the entire galaxy. That's a completely different kind of framework for JJ to play around with, with a weakened and desperate First Order being pulled in multiple directions by Kylo's madness and the 'purists' (Hux, etc) wanting to preserve their original mission while Luke's sacrifice inspires people and planets all around the galaxy to rise up against them.
The final film in the story could've featured an unbalanced First Order and an ascendant Resistance, flipping the "scrappy rebels versus impossible odds" conflict of the past five movies on its head. That would've been a great way to change up the finale - a desperate, flailing First Order trying anything possible to scrape out a final victory.
Trust me, I wont be going around defending JJ's initial decision to have the Empire back as some giant super power vs a small Rebellion in TFA.
I really thought TLJ was going to be leading into some like 5+ year time skip which I honestly was very worried about. So I'm not exactly devastated the next movie is ignoring that and Jedi Janitor Kid.
Fast and Furious presents a star wars story
There was never going to be a chance of that kid being the main character. It was just a theme scene.
The movie literally ends on the kid, no? Some sort of "Welp the good guys are down to like...12 people but hey look this kid has hope!" message I believe. Noooot exactly inspiring confidence here.
it doesn't retcon anything in TLJ. It just ignores it.With this talk of TROS retconning much of TLJ, does that make this film the Trump to TLJ's Obama?
Totally. Like Marvel. I'm sure the directors know what they can and can't do. Johnson should've never been allowed to just deconstruct everything.Not necessarily one director, but just like - say - Mandalorian, or the original Trilogy, it should've had one 'showrunner'. Multiple directors and script writers are fine, but a trilogy needs a single person / team of people at the helm throughout.
imho
We can blame it on all involved. Disney for rushing, JJ for playing safe, Rian for completely ignoring what JJ did, and then JJ again for being creatively bankrupt.
Jar Jar Abrams
I can see why people took issue with it back then but it's obvious that Snoke was killed off in service of making Kylo Ren a more compelling villain. Most people would agree that he's been the best part of these movies, so the angle of making him Snoke's ball-and-chain the same way Darth Vader was to Palpatine never sat well with me and I'm glad RJ went against this. Kylo wanted to surpass all of them and tried so damn hard to be the "boss", so the way they snuffed out Snoke made perfect sense.
My family and friends disowned me. I disown STARW ARSSSSSYou all fail to see the bigger picture here(from the Rolling Stone review)
'OK, the final episode isn't perfect. You'll nitpick it forever with your friends. But that's the point. Star Wars isn't a movie, it's family. We're that close to it. And the in-fighting about what it does right and wrong is as crucial as the love. '
Will the social media people who were blown away and saying this is the most satisfying movie ever made and "literally screaming" at the premiere screening make any follow-up posts?