The protagonist of the last game you've played is now your lawyer in your upcoming trial

[Tigress]

I'm just glad I just played Fallout 76 rather than ESO last cause my ESO lawyer would be horrible. She's a thief with very little morals. She doesn't like killing but she'll do so if you attack her just to keep the loot she "rightfully" stole. And she has very bad justifications... you should have guarded it better if you didn't want it stolen (but at the same time stop standing over the thing I want to steal... go away so I can steal it!). So I'm pretty sure she'd make a horrible lawyer (her logic revovles around doing what she wants, not around real logic). My 76 character is a lot more "good" aligned and more likely to be even keeled. Then again, I might be screwed cause if I did something she disapproved of I'm not sure she'd agree to represent me. Seeing as I hope i'm more aligned to my 76 character hopefully it's not somethign she'd be against (maybe it was a crime to help some one else against some asshole. She's not against doing bad things to assholes admittedly).

 

[bushmonkey]

Eivor would be flyting I guess.

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They would be my lawyer too and I'm quietly confident they would get me off.

 

[Zeeman]

Donkey Kong wears a tie, I feel confident

 

[Kcoe27400]

Shit had this been posted yesterday i would have Phoniex wright representing me. But now i have Cat Luigi.

 

[gosublime]

Reporter from Bugsnax - hope he's able to dig up some dirt on people

 

[NerevaRising]

My defence team entering the courtroom

 

[Crayon]

I have a dream team of 13 highschool kids.

Most of them are clueless but one is Renya Gouto so I'm feeling good about the trial.

 

[Riskbreaker23]

Adol Christin makes a great anything. I'm in the clear lol

 

[Handicapped Duck]

I hope Luigi prepares a better legal defense than Mario...

 

[Truckondo]

Kratos calling the judge "boy" would be pretty interesting. 😆

 

[Whipwhopper]

I'd have Ramza from FF Tactics. Considering he could barely get anyone to believe him about the Germanic Scriptures....I don't think I'd be doing too good

 

[Issen]

Who the hell is the main character of F1 2019?

 

[Deleted member 91227]

Master Chief doesn't seem likely to be the greatest in court. So unless he just kills everyone, I'm probably screwed.

 

[Servbot24]

Control. Jessie doesn't have any law experience as far as I know, but I could definitely do a lot worse.

 

[MarcelloF]

The last game I played was Drawize, a browser game, at work today. The last full game I played was Dead By Daylight, which has no protagonist. The last game I played that has a protagonist is, funnily enough, Ace Attorney. So I'd say I'd do pretty well. 😅

 

[Valcrist]

Adol gets washed up on the shore of another country while I sit in the courtroom alone.

 

[TinTuba47]

Chocobo from Chocobo Mystery Dungeon?

nah, I'm fucked

 

[LiK]

My Guardian from D2 will just protect me with guns.

 

[Stevo]

Silent protagonist.

Lock me up and throw away the key.

 

[Ashgarth]

I guess the FFXIV protagonist will nod his way into success.

 

[GSG]

Ellie.

Hmm...could be an interesting trial all things considered.

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Same(or Abby too I guess?), we would have the same fate lol

 

[N64Controller]

The elector counts will be summoned to sway this trial in my favor

 

[GattsuSama]

Male Eivor seems good enough to talk them down or win a trial by combat

 

[Genesius]

Jill Valentine?

I'm pretty sure she'd shoot a bazooka at the prosecutors.

 

[Humidex]

Kassandra?

Shit, I better get a clean-up crew then.

 

[Lord Azrael]

If only I had played Ace Attorney

 

[Cross-Section]

Geralt

Axii the judge/jury foreman, we're done here

 

[Deleted member 8468]

I will leave you to prepare, 47.

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It's been a long time since I've seen a first response this good lol.



47 would prepare for months, get his bar, study the facts, make all the right statements and win the fuck out of your case.

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Only to assassinate the judge after everyone left the courtroom

 

[Shrike]

Does VRChat count because if so fuck I'm representing myself I guess...

 

[Adamska]

Captain America can at least appeal to the judge/jurors heart with an incensed closing statement, so yay?

 

[Eblo]

Luigi

FUCK

 

[EllipsisBreak]

Professor Lemeza from La Mulana will easily solve the case. I'm not worried.

 

[OuterHeaven]

Zero suit Samus

 

[Angie]

My Hunter from MHW

I'm sure her dual blades can convince anyone to absolve me

 

[Mikch85]

Adol Christin. He's totally a goody two-shoes, I'm screwed. :(

 

[The Albatross]

Jesse from CONTROL.

I'm only part of the way through the game (no spoilers please) but I think she'd be a pretty good attorney. The fact that she has this sixth sense spirit demon or whatever it is in her brain makes me think she'd be a pretty decent lawyer.

or, like, at least she could mess up the papers on the desk of the prosecution using her mind.

 

[Slv]

Kiryu Kazama ? It could always be worse I guess, he will probably let his fists do the persuading in the court room.

 

[Playsage]

Yu-Gi-Oh! duel Links.

I'm sure Mr. Seto "I made a pay-per-view death game that involved the violation of every safety norm existent in order to either humiliate or possibly murder my classmates and got away with it (did I mention the black ops I hired?)" Kaiba has some change to corrupt a judge or two.

That or financially manipulate the government in order to have them rewrite their constitution so that trials are decided by the winner of a children's card game.

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I'm screwed if Yugi is either the judge, prosecutor or in the jury

 

[Elfgore]

Since my game has two protagonists, at least characters considered protagonist, I get two.... That may not be the benefit it sounds like.

Zhao Yun is probably my best bet. He'll probably give a heartfelt and true argument of my character. Probably wouldn't do well in an argument.

Yukimura Sanada will probably end up arguing with the opposing party or judge more than anything else.

 

[MrCibb]

Fuck yeah I've got Batman as my lawyer. I'm walking free. Who is going to argue with Batman?

 

[The Albatross]

Tommy Vercetti can change their mind. Illegally of course.

"Tommy Vercetti, remember the name."

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I think there's a mission in Vice City where you threaten some jurors or a judge or something, so..... this might work out pretty well for you.

 

[Richter1887]

I think there's a mission in Vice City where you threaten some jurors or a judge or something, so..... this might work out pretty well for you.

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Yeah the one where you destroy their cars

 

[Firmament1]

Can't say I know how that's gonna go.

 

[Lagamorph]

I was playing Xcom 2, which I guess makes me technically the protagonist?

Well I'm boned.

 

[werezompire]

Yew Geneolgia from Bravely Second. He's a scholar so he'll do his research, but the judge might get annoyed by all the gravy comments.

 

[Cth]

Great, was playing a mobile match 3 game on my phone.

Looks like Gordon Ramsey is gonna have one hell of a closing argument.

 

[Neuroxia]

The Hero from DQ XI.

Fucker is mute, I'm screwed

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Dragon Quest XI is also what i'm currently playing.

He's a silent protagonist, but he's not actually mute.

 

[take_marsh]

Silent protagonist from The Outer Wilds.

So it looks like we're posting bail and gonna hit the road... in space.

 

[Chippu]

John Cooper from Desperados III.

Maybe he'll bring the rest of the gang, too.

 

[red731]

Isaac from BoI

I guess that could work on emotional level