The protagonist from the last game you played offers you a massage

[haradaku7]

Do you accept?

Destiny's protags are blank slates so I'd rather get one from Lord Shaxx if I'm honest

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Ashir mir for me, I think he would enjoy the challenge.

 

[Watta92]

Who would count for marvel ultimate alliance 3?
Massage from the hulk would be something xD

 

[nintendoman58]

Yes.

 

[Commodore64]

Last played outer worlds so it would be a dumb massage.

 

[shiba5]

It's Luigi... so no.

shudder

 

[kris.]

Michael, Franklin, and Trevor from GTAV?

Hardest pass possible.

 

[Skiptastic]

I'd accept a massage from my created character in The Outer Worlds.

 

[Egida]

Days Gone's Deek St. John... Yeah no thank you, I've seen that guy breaking necks as if they were little twigs.

 

[GangWarily]

The fuck up cop from Disco Elysium? NO THANK YOU.

 

[Expy]

Lucky I saw this thread today!

Although there's no 'protagonist' in this mobile game.

 

[gattotimo]

Kratos from Gow2018. I (very) respectfully pass

 

[Chromie]

On one hand, he's a wreck on another hand, look at that expression.

 

[Fireblend]

It's Luigi... so no.

shudder

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What if Gooigi offers to do it? I bet that'd feel good.

 

[Mathieran]

Death from Darksiders 2. I dunno y'all. He's not exactly the gentle type but maybe he would do well.

 

[tokubek]

Here's the big one, bustaah wolf!!!

 

[Samstrike]

That bearded dude from Graveyard Keeper. I'm gonna have to pass. Can't say I would feel safe lying on a table in front of this dude.

 

[Azriell]

Just started Blasphemous, so that's a hard pass for me.

 

[aisback]

Yakuza 4 so it would be Kiryu.

I'm sure it'll actually be a pretty good one

 

[abellwillring]

I played FIFA last night, but prior to that it's been Persona 5 Dancing and The Outer Worlds. I'd take a massage from any of these protagonists (this includes Raheem Sterling if I can pick from one of the featured players on FIFA).

If I could choose a side character from Persona 5 or Outer Worlds, even better!

 

[Shalashaska]

Terry Crews in Crackdown 3. I would probably end up with a shattered spine so I'll pass.

 

[Buckle]

Brendan from Pokemon Omega Ruby

If a random kid came up to me and offered a massage, I would invite them to the nearest psychologist for therapy.

 

[Biteren]

For me its the female japanese custom character in battlefield 5

Ill take that

 

[mistersensation]

Guess I'm gettin' me some puff-puff from the Luminary

 

[Deleted member 3208]

Female Byleth? Sure, why not.

 

[shiba5]

What if Gooigi offers to do it? I bet that'd feel good.

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Staring with his cold, dead eyes... NOPE.