The protagonist from the last game you played offers you a massage

[Madao]

uh, the last 2 games i played were Mario Kart Tour and Atelier Lydie and Suelle

i'd rather pass and not get massages from any of them since it's very wrong for different reasons.

 

[Cassius Bright]

Rean Schwarzer would rather pat me on the head.

 

[milkyway]

That would be the silent protagonist from Astral Chain. So he's going to massage me and shut the fuck up the entire time, sounds like a good time to me.

 

[Bomblord]

uh, the last 2 games i played were Mario Kart Tour and Atelier Lydie and Suelle

i'd rather pass and not get massages from any of them since it's very wrong for different reasons.

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Yoshi massages are the best my dude.

 

[Bomblord]

Rean Schwarzer would rather pat me on the head.

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[EvilBoris]

Agent 47, Hitman , Mr Rieper

 

[SlimeKnight]

Last thing I played was Slay the Spire earlier today. Was doing a run with The Silent (the character that uses poison and shivs). I'm gonna say hell no to that massage.

 

[L4DANathan]

Kiryu Kazuma is such a jack-of-all-trades and excels at everything to the extent I'm sure he would give the best massage ever given.

 

[The Living Tribunal]

Do you accept?

Destiny's protags are blank slates so I'd rather get one from Lord Shaxx if I'm honest

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"That's a power play. You took them, now hold them"

 

[HeatKnuckle]

bro potemkin's hand is as big as my whole ass body

 

[Zimmiwood]

im gonna pretend it was dmc5 so i can accept that massage from nero

 

[ScoobsJoestar]

Agent 47? NO. I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING.

 

[NTGYK]

I'm not gonna say no.

 

[Grimminski]

Sam B from Dead Island lol

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Who do you Vooodoo, Bitch

 

[Zimmiwood]

im gonna pretend it was dmc5 so i can accept that massage from nero

 

[Deleted member 46948]

Arthur Morgan has nice strong hands, I'm sure, from all the cowboying around and picking up dead bodies. Sure, I'll accept.

 

[Deleted member 4869]

Aloy from Horizon.

Hell yes.

 

[Twonny]

Goku.

Fuck, I'm dead.

 

[The Living Tribunal]

Goku.

Fuck, I'm dead.

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If Chi-Chi can take it so can you.

 

[Deleted member 12317]

Yes, I just ended a one hour session of Ring Fit Adventure, I need it, and Tipp seems cute ^^ (can't see his face though)

 

[Cat Party]

Amara the Siren, she has 8 arms, i think it ll be a good massage

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Same. Plus I added cryo to her melee attacks so that should be very soothing.

 

[Siresly]

Yes.

 

[Omanisat]

I'm fairly sure a massage from either Arthur Morgan or John Marston is libel to get me robbed or shot, so no.

 

[Menchi]

hmmm, ok sure, why not

 

[CJCW?]

Yoshi's Island, so I guess I'm getting a tongue massage.

 

[Apollo]

yes rean can massage me i guess

 

[Deleted member 49319]

Since I main pathfinder recently. Is this good?

 

[Unaha-Closp]

The mom in Fallout 4. I'm okay with it.

 

[tiebreaker]

sure, it's just a massage.

 

[Deleted member 40102]

I was playing Smash Bros Ultimate... am I about to get gang banged?

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You gonna be messaged by kirby 😘

 

[Red Devil]

Are you writing for AO3 or something?

 

[BabyMurloc]

Ashen one, touch the darkness inside me.

 

[Mur2thetaugh]

Welp, help me...

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That mustache ride would take ya on a roundabout.

 

[Hate]

Massage from Majima. Nice.

 

[rpm]

Last game I played was ESO (daily log in bonus), my character currently looks like this:

I cannot express how much I would not like a massage from this person.

 

[JustinH]

Massage from Kait Diaz? I'm very, very ticklish and I wouldn't be able to take it.

 

[carlosrox]

Samus. So, yes

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Suit or no suit?

 

[moustascheman]

Sorry, I don't want my head to explode when he presses my pressure points.

 

[PianoBlack]

I hate massages. But the lady from Tacoma seems cool.

 

[SmokedSalmon]

I can finally tell my Code Vein character that he might be wearing too much plaid.

Then I'd give him a bit of my blood for being a good boy. That said, considering what back attacks look like in Code Vein, I think I'll pass on the massage part.

hmmm, ok sure, why not

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God damn. What a combo.

 

[Shan]

Tough to say who the protag is considering the last game I played is King of Fighters 2002...which is non-canon but considering the story arc at the time i'd say K' would be the one to give me said massage.

Not sure if I should be scared by that. D:

 

[Wink784]

I would accept, but now I can't stop imagining Link going ha ha ha hiyah with every flurry of hand motions.

 

[Shade Vortex]

My code vein OC?

Hell yes.

 

[andresmoros]

Awesome! I would, most definitely. Alloy is a wonderful character and she is very cute too.

 

[Retromess]

Hero/Luminary from DQ11? Sure, I think he'd be pretty cool about it and give a good massage.

But I hate massages so I'd rather just chill.

 

[NinjaGarden]

Therion from Valfaris? Sure what the hell

 

[Druffmaul]

I suppose I'd let Link from Link's Awakening give me a back rub... but I can't imagine it being particularly satisfying, at any level.

 

[Dest]

I'll... I'll pass.

 

[SmokedSalmon]

My code vein OC?

Hell yes.

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I don't know about a massage but maybe some acupuncture could work.

 

[IzzyRX]

So, Batman would give me a massage?
I don't know if that's a good ideia.