The Last Drive-In |OT| Joe Bob Says Check It Out!

[Freddy=Legend]

Charles Band is literally the Michael Bay of trashy horror. Dude makes movies for teenage boys with little to no coherent thought & just boobs & blood.

They both seem to have the same personality too.

 

[Freddy=Legend]

"The performance & the story are most important "????

Well, what the hell happened with this movie, Charles??

 

[pokeystaples]

I'd tell you what you'd miss. But it won't make any sense anyways.

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*Two* hilarious sex scenes.

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Lmao! Now I feel like I missed a classic!

32 days? Wow!

You missed nothing of import, honestly, this movie's plot would only take up half a cocktail napkin at best.

Also that's a shame about Charles Band, but I can see it too.

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32 fricking days. Supply chain something something.

This interview is dragging y'all…

 

[Violence Jack]

You're far too kind Joe Bob. This movie shouldn't be in the top ten of anything.

 

[AliceAmber]

These interviews make me miss the terrible hetero sex

 

[pokeystaples]

Her legs would be a little…crispy, no?

 

[Cabal]

Her legs would be a little…crispy, no?

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They spent the effects budget on the tongue shot.

 

[PirateHearts]

I actually liked that one. It knew exactly how goofy it was, and the dialogue was delightfully over the top.

 

[cake]

Oh my god this music video.

 

[Cabal]

I actually liked that one. It knew exactly how goofy it was, and the dialogue was delightfully over the top.

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I don't hate the movie, have seen it before but the interview made it go too long. I just don't want to think about that movie longer than it's runtime it turns out. I haven't seen Habit, so we'll see how that goes.

 

[haxan]

I wish Joe Bob would show The Addiction…

 

[AliceAmber]

Oh my god this music video.

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That was awesome!!!!

 

[pokeystaples]

Gotta agree, that video was fun!

 

[Cabal]

This one so far is interesting but has a very amateurish quality to it. Also, MTV's alternative nation 90's the movie.

 

[pokeystaples]

This one feels more like it came from a time capsule than what I saw of Head of the Family. A lot of the shots are spotty as hell, but it's cool seeing 90's NY.

 

[Cabal]

This one feels more like it came from a time capsule than what I saw of Head of the Family. A lot of the shots are spotty as hell, but it's cool seeing 90's NY.

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100%. It's also a lot more earnest

 

[pokeystaples]

These two flicks are like night and day in that way. There's no cheese here. You can tell this was a labor of love for Fessenden. I'm also enjoying the soundtrack. Glad I'm up for this one.

 

[AliceAmber]

I am liking this movie muuuuuch more

 

[PirateHearts]

I'm really liking the vibe of this one. It's low-key but the interactions feels genuine and human.

 

[pokeystaples]

Gonna be great if Until Dawn comes up.

 

[AliceAmber]

Gonna be great if Until Dawn comes up.

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Could you IMAGINE

 

[pokeystaples]

ATTEMPTED LESBIAN FU!

Could you IMAGINE

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Now I need it

 

[Kreizler]

I'm sort of transfixed by HABIT. I was figuring I'd start it and finish it later but I'm still in this right now.

 

[pokeystaples]

Wasn't expecting him to get misty eyed talking about funding issues.

 

[AliceAmber]

I am also super invested

 

[PirateHearts]

Loved that one, easily my favorite film they've shown this season.

 

[AliceAmber]

Absolutely wonderful

 

[Violence Jack]

Looks like I need to go back and watch this one from you all's reactions. I had to leave after that awful Head of the Family and couldn't stay up to watch Habit.

 

[Freddy=Legend]

Looks like I need to go back and watch this one from you all's reactions. I had to leave after that awful Head of the Family and couldn't stay up to watch Habit.

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Yeah, same. I'm hoping it's genuinely good & not just; "that last movie was so awful, anything would look great compared to it" kind of good.

 

[Cabal]

Yeah, same. I'm hoping it's genuinely good & not just; "that last movie was so awful, anything would look great compared to it" kind of good.

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I missed the last half, but so far it was pretty interesting, very low budget but earnest, not stupid. Can never tell everyone's taste but I thought it was good enough to keep watching. However my daughter wanted to sleep in my room and the movie was just a bit too much on the sex side for me to keep watching with a nine year old in the same room. Interested to see how it ends.

 

[AliceAmber]

Habit is genuinely good not just by comparison. It's a bit on the longer side but worth it for the character story. However.

Cw: self harm, alcohol, sexual assault

 

[carlsojo]

Expected, but good news.

 

[Cabal]

Expected, but good news.

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Yay! That's great news. They wait so late, I always get worried they are going to cancel.

 

[spookyduzt]

Expected, but good news.

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Joe Bob fans probably make up half their subscriber base.

 

[pokeystaples]

Nice! It's been really fun watching with y'all. Looking forward to another season of fun.

 

[Naythan]

Very cool that they get to continue on. I didn't have much doubt.

 

[AliceAmber]

Thank goodness! I was sweating for a second there.

 

[Violence Jack]

Expected, but good news.

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Joe Bob is their main draw by far. So happy that I get to continue watching with you fellow mutants!

 

[PirateHearts]

Yay! Guess we're getting an anime night, huh? 😅

 

[ShabbadooJr]

The fact that the app crashes nearly every Friday, I think Joe Bob brings in enough users to make it worth it.

 

[Freddy=Legend]

We eating good, Mutant Fam.


Now, Shudder.....get Elvira back for another special. PLEASE!

 

[pokeystaples]

We eating good, Mutant Fam.


Now, Shudder.....get Elvira back for another special. PLEASE!

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Oh mos def give us another special. She's all done with the Munsters, nah?

 

[Freddy=Legend]

Oh mos def give us another special. She's all done with the Munsters, nah?

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I'd imagine she is. Seemed like she was playing a side character. I am excited to see her in it. Sound like the movie in general is just going to be a love letter to The Munsters & kooky-campy horror.

 

[chainlinkspiral]

I will not be able to make the sold-out July 2nd Joe-Bob's In-door Geek-out Drive-in at the Hollywood Theater in Portland, OR. I'll be giving away one ticket. 12 hour raffle.

 

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Giveaway

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Hello, I am bot! I come bearing 1 gift from chainlinkspiral!

This is a raffle that will expire in 12 hours. The winner will be drawn at random! Any prizes leftover after the deadline will become available on a first-come first-serve basis.

Joe Bob's Indoor Drive In Geek Out
July 2nd 7 PM
Please only enter if you can attend!
I'll pm you images to print out the ticket.

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These are our awesome prizes:

• Venue: Joe Bob

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[deimosmasque]

If I was anywhere even remotely near Portland...

 

[Violence Jack]

What's a good way to keep up with Joe Bob's tours without signing up for Twitter? If I had known he was holding one in Portland this weekend, then I would've booked a flight there in a heartbeat.

 

[deimosmasque]

Joe Bob Briggs - The Official Site

Host of the Last Drive-in - Movie Critic of horror and drive-in cinema offers honest appreciation, hilarious insight, inside stories and Drive-in totals.

joebobbriggs.com

 

[Violence Jack]

Joe Bob Briggs - The Official Site

Host of the Last Drive-in - Movie Critic of horror and drive-in cinema offers honest appreciation, hilarious insight, inside stories and Drive-in totals.

joebobbriggs.com

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Thanks much!

 

[deimosmasque]

The clues are late but still here.