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Dodongo

Member
Oct 25, 2017
7,462
Dude I'm blown away Lol. Can't believe it.

I just assumed Things was too trash even for Joe Bob.
 

GoldenFlex

Alt Account
Banned
May 7, 2021
2,900
"shot every time they grab a beer and attacked with a caterpillar with teeth, eat a sandwich during the make a sandwich scene"
 

deimosmasque

Ugly, Queer, Gender-Fluid, Drive-In Mutant, yes?
Moderator
Apr 22, 2018
14,157
Tampa, Fl
Last time I watched this movie I stopped watching horror movies for nearly two years.

Me right now

Not my twitter
 

GoldenFlex

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Banned
May 7, 2021
2,900
got my sandwich and some marionberry cider I am ready to gooooo

nudity in the first minute 😳
 

deimosmasque

Ugly, Queer, Gender-Fluid, Drive-In Mutant, yes?
Moderator
Apr 22, 2018
14,157
Tampa, Fl
Strap in. This movie was released many years after Sledgehammer but is worse in every conceivable way.

Edit - Sledgehammer it least had an actual artistic vision behind it. I swear this movie was a dare.
 

GoldenFlex

Alt Account
Banned
May 7, 2021
2,900
nights like this it pains me that shudder doesnt have subtitles for the "live" episodes
 

deimosmasque

Ugly, Queer, Gender-Fluid, Drive-In Mutant, yes?
Moderator
Apr 22, 2018
14,157
Tampa, Fl
I've had flashbacks about this movie before. Anytime I watch a nonsensical horror movie my brain goes "What is this Things?"

I actually heard the music for Things driving at the beginning first time I saw Birdemic.
 

deimosmasque

Ugly, Queer, Gender-Fluid, Drive-In Mutant, yes?
Moderator
Apr 22, 2018
14,157
Tampa, Fl
Joe Bob shared the drinking game. Two SHOTS when they drink a beer. One SHOT when a monster attacks.

Prepare to be drunk.

OMG Neil Breen makes better movies than this.
 

deimosmasque

Ugly, Queer, Gender-Fluid, Drive-In Mutant, yes?
Moderator
Apr 22, 2018
14,157
Tampa, Fl
Then 40% Vodka I've been drinking says this movie is still nonsensical.

I'd rather watch The Time Machine I Found at a Yardsale, The Room, Birdemic or any Neil Breen movie.

Hell I'd rather watch Swamp Zombies.

At least there is an iota of artistic expression in those movies.

This movie has none.
 

GoldenFlex

Alt Account
Banned
May 7, 2021
2,900
Then 40% Vodka I've been drinking says this movie is still nonsensical.

I'd rather watch The Time Machine I Found at a Yardsale, The Room, Birdemic or any Neil Breen movie.

Hell I'd rather watch Swamp Zombies.

At least there is an iota of artistic expression in those movies.

This movie has none.
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Try this next time
 

deimosmasque

Ugly, Queer, Gender-Fluid, Drive-In Mutant, yes?
Moderator
Apr 22, 2018
14,157
Tampa, Fl
Joe Bob nailed it with his final message.

The Drive In will never die.

Maybe it's art, maybe it's shit. It doesn't matter either way.
 

AliceAmber

Drive-in Mutant
Administrator
May 2, 2018
6,640
Honestly I had a lot of fun watching both of these. What a wild night with a sweet message at the end.
 

Violence Jack

Drive-in Mutant
Member
Oct 25, 2017
41,657
We getting Ice Cream Man tonight?

I just caught up with Maniac Cop. Not sure if I want to subject myself to Things or not. I don't have fond memories of that movie at all.