The Kraken has just been released in US Districct Court, Northern Distrcoict of Georgia

[SteveWinwood]

For those unaware, the Kraken was what has been promised for weeks now. The ultimate case that would prove without a shadow of a doubt the fact that massive voter fraud exists and the election was stolen from Donald Trump. Instead we got... whatever this is.




Here is the pdf for your perusal:

https://defendingtherepublic.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/COMPLAINT-CJ-PEARSON-V.-KEMP-11.25.2020.pdf

Thanks to Akira in the Joe Biden thread, because I basically stole their post for this.

 

[Jeremy]

 

[lostconst]

Weren't you on the Antifa rigging call? Everyone showed off their dogs before plotting to steal the election. It was a real good time.

 

[PonyStation]

Districct
Distrcoict

How do you spell District wrong twice in 2 different ways???

 

[sphagnum]

Districct
Distrcoict

How do you spell District wrong twice in 2 different ways???

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It's a thicc district.

 

[SolidSnakex]

That dastardly Aunt Tifa is everywhere.

 

[Imperfected]

A word-processing program with spellcheck is expensive.

Like, $0 expensive.

 

[Steel]

Districct
Distrcoict

How do you spell District wrong twice in 2 different ways???

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THE KRAKEN KNOWS NOT THE WAYS OF SPELLCHECK! IT HAS NO NEED FOR SUCH MORTAL CONTRIVAANNCCIIISSS!

 

[Mechaplum]

A word-processing program with spellcheck is expensive.

Like, $0 expensive.

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WHAT WERE THEY TYPING THIS ON??

 

[Grimm Fandango]

"District of Colombia", rofllll

 

[Imperfected]

THE KRAKEN KNOWS NOT THE WAYS OF SPELLCHECK! IT HAS NO NEED FOR SUCH MORTAL CONTRIVAANNCCIIISSS!

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Now I'm just imagining that every time her interface drops a red line under a word she's typing she just screams, "FUCK YOU LIBTARD! FAKE NEWS!" at it and flails away at the keyboard.

 

[Conditional-Pancakes]

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LOL!! Wow...

 

[SteveWinwood]

i wonder what brian kemp does for a job

 

[Eraser_Arcade]

Districct
Distrcoict

How do you spell District wrong twice in 2 different ways???

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Must of been drinking too much covfefe.

 

[M. Wallace]

Lol

 

[Arkanim94]

You simplentons, you fools.

It's obvious that the spelling errors are there to send a message from Q, which Powell is the emissary on earth.

 

[Squarehard]

 

[Chessguy1]

the typos/mistakes are intentional, they are clues for qanon followers. trump does the same for this reason.

 

[fr0st]

so is this why they distanced themselves from this lunatic?

 

[Rirse]

 

[Deleted member 86105]

Also:

Their request for relief is absolutely insane. Not only do they want ALL mail-in ballots null and void for the 2020 election, but they even request that ALL votes in the ENTIRE STATE OF GEORGIA be nullified for the 2020 election. Or, ALL votes in Georgia should be directed towards Donald Trump. Like holy shit.

 

[Deleted member 36578]

Aside from the grammatical mistakes, what are they even trying to claim with this?

 

[Poimandres]

 

[lostconst]

i wonder what brian kemp does for a job

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Um, is he the state mascot?

 

[SolidSnakex]

so is this why they distanced themselves from this lunatic?

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[Arkanim94]

Aside from the grammatical mistakes, what are they even trying to claim with this?

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"red votes good and valid, blue votes bad and illegals"

 

[anariel]

i wonder what brian kemp does for a job

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Oh my god this whole thing is just a massive mess, but this made me laugh out loud. I'm starting to think lawyer Sidney Powell (lawyer), herein referred to as a lawyer, might not be a great lawyer.

Lawyer.

 

[SteveWinwood]

whatisevengoingon

From the Michigan complaint: https://defendingtherepublic.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Michigan-Complaint.pdf

 

[falcondoc]

Imaging supporting this or being behind this. Pathetic life that would be.

 

[Deleted member 1086]

guess for these guys "release the kraken" really means "break out the rum bottles"

 

[devSin]

Wake us up when this actually gets filed to a court somewhere.

 

[Imperfected]

Wake us up when this actually gets filed to a court somewhere.

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Are you saying you want us to wake you up when this makes it inside?

 

[Jeremy]

Imaging supporting this or being behind this. Pathetic life that would be.

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It's clearly a fundraising grift at this point... so imagine funding it!

 

[Deleted member 86105]

GUYS: THEY MISSPELLED THE WORD DISTRICT IN THE MICHIGAN COMPLAINT TOO HAHAHA

I can't fucking breathe lmao

https://defendingtherepublic.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Michigan-Complaint.pdf

 

[Nobleman Swerve]

When you're so far out of field that not even Trump wants you on the team anymore.

 

[Jeremy]

GUYS: THEY MISSPELLED THE WORD DISTRICT IN THE MICHIGAN COMPLAINT TOO

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RELEASE THE KRCAKEN!

 

[Conditional-Pancakes]

whatisevengoingon

From the Michigan complaint: https://defendingtherepublic.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Michigan-Complaint.pdf

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[PennyStonks]

I LOVE that the opening is basically "We got some real good proof, but, remember, we don't need to show it!"

The little list of demands is hilarious too. "Un-certify Bidens win. Certify Trump as winner. Let us do the investigation into the fraud."

 

[Foffy]

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He's just one of the dumbest people on earth.

 

[Lumination]

...is she actually mentally ill?

 

[SteveWinwood]

looks like fucking house of leaves

 

[Hecht]

looks like fucking house of leaves

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omg

 

[Lilyth]

This is it guys, the swan song. Finally.

 

[Deleted member 11796]

brb in a zoom call with my bae Ann Tifa

 

[Deleted member 86105]

When you have a strict word count for your English essay and the teacher says you can't go over the limit 🤣

 

[Randam]

I thought she wasn't working for trump anymore!?

 

[Deleted member 11796]

whatisevengoingon

From the Michigan complaint: https://defendingtherepublic.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Michigan-Complaint.pdf

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[Avitus]

Aside from the grammatical mistakes, what are they even trying to claim with this?

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I read through it. It's basically "Dominion is bad and the machines are vulnerable" based on a bunch of conjecture/hearsay. It's nonsense.

 

[Ashlette]

This is the lawyer equivalent of what happened during bojack horseman's season 1 finale.

 

[Arkanim94]

Does she blame hugo chavez ghost once again?