Now that the game has been out for a month, how well did I do?
THE MYTHICALS
If I had to purge, I would cut all of them.
My reasoning is simple: they are really rare, only a small percentage of the whole user base have them, so it makes little sense to spend time doing the animationf of Pokemon many people won't see at all.
I know Mew will be in Sword and Shield (for $50!) but if it were up to me (which it is, here), it would be gone as well.
Sorry Mew, Celebi, Jirachi, Deoxys, Manaphy, Phione, Darkrai, Shaimin, Arceus, Victini, Keldeo, Meloetta, Genesect, Diancie, Hoopa, Volcanion, Magearna, Marshadow, Zeraora, Meltan and Melmetal : you've been purged.
Nailed it!
THE GIMMICK POKEMON
If I had to purge, they should all be gone.
I mean, Unown learns ONE move, it's literally useless, and it has MORE THAN TWENTY forms to animate. Easy to purge.
I'm counting Chansey and Blissey in this category, to remove the minimize gimmick from competitive battles. So Happiny is gone too.
Smeargle should be purged as well from competitive battles, the access to all moves along the Moody ability introduce too much randomness in battles.
Shedinja is the Poster Poké of Gimmicks. So Nincada and Ninjask are gone as well.
Pyukumuku is a nice sea cucumber, but kinda limited in use.
Well, I almost nailed it.
I can't believe Shedinja's line survived and that Pyukumuku got to keep doing whatever Pyukumuku does.
THE COVER LEGENDARIES
If I had to purge, they should all be gone.
The thinking is straightforward: they are the emblems of their respective games and regions, and it makes little sense to find them in Galar.
Sorry, Ho-Oh, Lugia, Kyogre, Groudon, Rayquaza, Palkia, Dialga, Giratina, Zekrom, Reshiram, Kyurem, Yveltal (Noooo!), Xerneas, Zygarde, Solgaleo, Lunala, Cosmog, Cosmoem, and Necrozma.
Additionally, I feel like Mewtwo will be in the game, but it should really be purged (I know, it technically isn't a cover legendary).
Nailed it too.
For now.
THE OTHER LEGENDARIES
This is where is gets interesting. And HARD. And REALLY SUBJECTIVE.
For this category, I would argue the decision comes to usefulness. Which is a very subjective criterion.
For example, Zapdos, Articuno and Moltres should be rounded up together right? If one is in, the others should be too.
But... if Zapdos and Moltres are usefull competitively, Articuno really is not. So, if I had to purge, and if I were to choose, and even if it seems unnatural, I would keep only two thirds of the trio.
Bye Articuno.
For the same reason, let's keep Suicune and purge Raikou and Entei.
This is where I got too creative for my own good.
Or maybe I just liked Zapdos and Suicune too much.
The Golems are gone. Sorry, Regice, Registeel, Regirock and Regigigas.
Sorry, Azelf, Mesprit and Uxie. You're useless.
Tornadus, Thundurus and Landorus should be gone, though, because of their impact on competitive plays. Also, they have two forms, so even less animations to do. Yay!
The Tapus? Gone. I love them, but they do NOT fit in Galar or anywhere else than Alola. So if Game Freaks wants to use this excuse... Sorry Koko, Lele, Fini and Bulu, I will miss you all. Well... except you, Koko.
And finally, I love the Ultra Beasts. But if you want to argue about who fit and who doesn't... they don't. They are aliens, by design. So Nihilego, Buzzwole, Pheromosa, Xurkitree, Celesteela, Kartana, Guzzlord, Poipole, Naganadel, Stakataka and Blacephalon, I will miss you.
Well... except you, Kartana.
Nailed it.
I'm on two minds on Latias and Latios. So I say, let's keep them, they are not too strong and we need dragons.
Cresselia and Heatran are competitive mainstay, and Heatran has a unique typing, they should stay.
Nope!
But, in my defense, Game Freak was less concerned about competitive play than me, as will be clear later on.
I feel like Cobalion, Terrakion and Virizion should stay because we need good fighting types.
Wrong!
For now...
Type: Null and Silvally (yes, they are technically legendaries) should be gone for story related reasons (they are Alolan made and, hum, can't fly to Galar).
You've gotta admit it doesn't make sense, right?
THE STARTERS
Let's break some hearts.
There are no Pokemon more linked to a region than the Starters, so if I had to purge, it would make sense to remove all of them from Galar.
I should have stopped there.
I didn't.
Generally speaking, my gut feeling is that Pokemon who currently possess Mega evolutions are safe from the Purge (because it proves that Game Freaks loves them, and because the Mega designs could potentially be reused for... something).
For this reason, I feel like Charizard, Blastoise, Venusaur, Blaziken, Swampert, Sceptile and Greninja are safe. (they will totally reuse the Non-Mega Ash-Greninja design for... something.)
I also feel like Incineroar is safe. It's mega popular in VGC, it has a spot in Smash, I would keep it.
This means I saved one Water starter, one Fire starter.
My OCD won't let that alone, so I need to save one additional Grass starter. And as much as I love Rowlet, I can't see myself erasing both Gen 2 and Gen 5 starters. And since Let's Go Johto is probably coming, I'll save Gen 5 for now.
Snivy? You're in.
Sorry, Meganium, Typhlosion, Feraligatr, Torterra, Infernape, Empoleon, Emboar, Samurott, Chesnaught, Delphox, Decidueye, and Primarina. You and your lines are gone.
I still can't believe only Charizard made the cut.
For now. I'm a little bit better if we look further down the line, but not by much.
THE EEVOLUTIONS
They are safe.
Easy.
THE PIKACLONES
They are not safe.
Azumarill, I love you, but there are too many water types already. Take Azurill and Marill with you and have fun in Pokemon Home for the time being.
Plusle and Minun? Nothing makes you special anymore, we know what double battles are.
Emolga? You're cute, but that's not enough.
Dedenne? You're not even cute. And you missed Play Rough too many times during my Pokémon Y playthrough so, this time, it's personal: Bye.
Nailed it.
Togedemaru? I love you, so this is also personal. Also good typing and useful in VGC.
Mimikyu? You're not even a PikaClone. You're better. You should be in every games.
Nailed it.
Pachirisu? You're a World Champion, you've earned your spot in Galar.
I was SO CLOSE to getting them all right!
THE REGIONAL BIRDS
Spearow and Fearow, you're just inferior Pidgeys, and you don't even have Mega evolutions so Game Freak doesn't like you. Bye.
Tailow and Swellow? You don't even feel like regional birds, as Wingull and Pelipper better fit Hoenn. You have not reason to exist. You're just birds my dudes. Bye.
Hoothoot? You're safe. Hopefully with a better regional evolution than Noctowl.
The Toucanon line never really fulfilled its potential, I can see it being gone.
Nailed it.
(Well, except the Noctowl regional evo.)
Talonflame is very good and has been nerfed perfectly, no reason to get rid of it.
Wrong.
As I said earlier, many competitive mainstays were cut.
Staraptor is good and fine and should stay. Pidove, Tranquill, and Unfezant are the opposite of good and fine and should go.
I blame Game Freak, it doesn't make sense, this choice is backward!
THE REGIONAL MAMMALS
Everyone and their mother know Rattata, it has been in enough games. If I had to purge, it and Raticate should be gone.
Sentret and Furret? Gone.
Bidoof and Bibarel? Gone.
Patrat and Watchog? Gone.
Yungoos and Gumshoos? Gone.
You see my point. The Regional Mammals should stay regional.
Correct!
Zigzagoon and Linoone? Gone.
Technically correct!
(The best kind of correct.)
THE REGIONAL BUGS
If I had to purge, I would purge Caterpie, Metapod and Butterfree (but Game Freaks disagrees).
I would keep Beedrill and friends, because of the Mega.
Ledyba and Ledian, gone.
Wurmple, Silcoon, Cascoon, Dustox and Beautifly? All gone.
Kriketot and Kricketune? Gone.
Sewaddle, Swadloon and Leavanny, gone.
Scatterbug, Spewpa and Vivillon... gone? I guess? There are too many Vivillons.
Except for Beedrill (because of my ridiculous reasoning), I was correct on all counts.
I'm not purging Vikavolt and its line, they are too good.
I was especially correct here.
And now, let's do this primary type by primary type.
Which I shouldn't have done because I'm now unable to list all Pokémon purged by type (haven't found the list everywhere).
THE GHOST POKEMON
There are only 46 ghost-type Pokemon, the second rarest type. I would argue they are all needed for variety's sake.
At least Spiritomb is gone, so I was wrong.
But I feel not too many Ghosts were purged actually, so I was kinda correct.
THE ICE POKEMON
It's the rarest type.
Let's keep them all.
Spheal is gone, you guys!
(And Jynx, I guess, which I could totally have predicted.)
THE DRAGON POKEMON
The third rarest type, with only 50 of them. I say we keep them all.
Druddigon is one lucky motherfucker. And Turtonator, what even are you?
I was wrong.
Not only about Druddigon, who cares, but I can't believe they cut Dragonite and Garchomp. I would never have guessed.
THE FAIRY POKEMON
There are as many Fairies as there are Dragons. So I would reach the same conclusion and keep them all.
Jigglypuff is gone, you guys!
THE ELECTRIC POKEMON
Pikachu will be there. Forever and ever. Not reason to argue about it.
It's funny because there are only 51 electric Pokemon, and I didn't want to erase a single Dragon or Fairy, with almost the same representation, but I won't be so kind here: Voltorb and Electrode have no purpose.
Well, no shit.
Stunfisk is gone, though.
I'm counting this as a yes.
I can't believe I'm keeping Zebstrika and Tynamo, but here we are.
What was I thinking?
THE STEEL POKEMON
Come on, Klink, Klang and Klinklang. I'm nice, I have nothing against objects Pokémon, but I have my limits.
I stand by my harshness, even if I was wrong.
I can't believe they cut Metagross!
THE DARK POKEMON
Poochyena and Mightyena are uninspiring and I don't feel too popular, if I had to purge they wouldn't be missed.
Zorua and Zoroark, which I maybe should have counted in the Gimmick Pokemon section, won't be missed either.
Yeah!
I would purge Inkay and Malamar. Not because I don't like them, but so I don't have to put my Switch upside down to evolve them.
I hate that I have to put my Switch upside down to evolve them.
THE FIGHTING POKEMON
Mankey and Primeape? Gone.
Hitmoonlee and Hitmonchan? Gone. And yes, now Tyrogue only evolves into Hitmontop, which is the weirdest thing I did in the whole Pokédex so please do be mad.
Yeah, that was an ambitious call on my part.
I like Conkerldurr. But if I have to choose between its lines and Machamp's, it's over. Sorry, Timburr and Gurdurr.
Turns out I didn't have to choose between the two lines!
Crabrawler is only saved by its Ice-type evolution.
It wasn't
I hate Throh and Sawk, but they are in the game.
But seriously, I hate them.
And Game Freak hates me.
Passimian has no such luck. Sorry dude, I'm having a blast using you in VGC but I'm the only one.
Maybe Game Freak doesn't hate me?
(I'm not using it until Incineroar comes back, though.)
THE GROUND POKEMON
Sorry Sandshrew and Sandlash, I'm... keeping you because of your Alolan form. But that's it.
Same for Diglett.
Same for Marowak.
Yeha, they were heartless with there newer designs here.
Rhyhorn, though? Sorry not sorry. Bye, Rhydon.
And Rhyperior? Know it's your fault I purged your whole line.
I wish!
Baltoy and Claydol, I... just don't get you.
Turns out "I just don't get you" was not a criteria of interest for Game Freak.
THE ROCK POKEMON
Sudowoodo, you're a gimmick I enjoy, but I'll be okay without you. Sorry Bonsly.
Binacle, Barbaracle, Nosepass and Probopass, you make me uncomfortable.
Wrong, and can't believe Binacle made it.
Gigalith is a better Golem than Golem, so Geodude, Graveler and Golem are gone.
Called this one perfectly.
Omanyte, Omastar, Kabuto, Kabutops, Lileep, Cradily, Anorith, Armaldo, Cranidos, Rampardos, Shieldon, Bastiodon? Let's say Fossils are regional.
That too.
Tyrantrum and Aurorus are saved by their secondary typings. Aerodactyl because it's awesome and has a Mega.
Not that, unfortunately.
Lunatone and Solrock couldn't even make it into Sun and Moon, so it's clear Game Freak doesn't care.
Wrong!
But why?
THE POISON POKEMON
Ekans, Arbok and Seviper are just snakes.
Yep.
Grimer and Muk I'm keeping for the Alolan form, but Koffing and Weezing can go.
Got this one backward, and I miss Alolan Muk.
Gulpin and Swalot I don't get. Same as Garbodor and Trubbish. Same as Stunky and Skuntank
I'm actually quite happy to have been wrong about Garbodor.
Zubat... can stay because of Crobat. I wish it could evolve directly into Crobat but I said I was done doing weird stuff to the Pokédex after Tyrogue.
Would have been amazing to have been right!
I feel like I could live without Mareanie and Toxapex. Let's say they are too linked to the Alola ecosystem to be found somewhere else.
They lived to get haunted by Corsola, I couldn't have predicted that!
THE FIRE POKEMON
I'm only keeping Vulpix for its Alolan form.
Ponyta and Rapidash are not as lucky, and they're just horses. Horses on fire, yes, but horses.
Magmar is wrong, which is just too bad for Magby and Magmortar (who is sooo wrong, too).
Slugma and Magcargo can MagcarGO! (Sorry, it's getting long).
Pansear? Simisear? LOL.
Litleo I really wanted to love but couldn't. I say we get rid of it and Pyroar.
Not bad!
Sorry Torkoal, we won't need weather setters now that Dynamax is a thing.
Yeah, wrong here, I should have kept it.
Heatmore I actually forgot existed until I worked on this list.
Numel is lucky that Camerupt has a Mega.
Can't believe Heatmore made it, and I really have let go of Megas earlier.
THE BUG POKEMON
I won't lose any sleep over most of the Bug Pokemon here.
Volbeat and Illumise. Burmy, Wormadam and Mothim. Karrablast, Escavalier, Shelmet and Accelgor. Venonat and Venomoth. Spinarak and Ariados. Shuckle. Combee and Vespiquen. Dweeble and Crustle.
I'm removing them, and we still got a ton of them left.
52% correct!
I take that as a victory.
THE PSYCHIC POKEMON
You know in your heart that Drowzee and Hypno are creepy.
Wynaut and Wobbuffet are gimmicky.
Chingling and Chimecho are on the lower end of object Pokemon.
Elgyem and Beheeyem are too forgettable.
I would remove Mr. Mime but we need Fairy types.
Natu and Xatu just look weird in 3D.
Swoobat and Woobat are the worse version of already unloved Pokemon.
I was very wrong here, even Mr Mime was kinda wrong.
At least Game Freak agrees that Drowzee and Hypno are creepy.
THE GRASS POKEMON
There are so many of them, time to clean up.
The whole Oddish line must go. Sorry Gloom, Vileplume and Bellosom, it was between you guys and the Bellsprout line, but I'm keepin them instead which seems more used.
What's the opposite of correct?
Sunkern and Sunflora. Cherubi and Cherrim. Carnivine. Maractus. Tangela and Tangrowth. Morelull and Shiinotic. All gone.
I'm keeping Skiddo and Gogoat, because good goat designs, but they really don't deserve it.
What's with my and bad prediction lately?
Sorry, Exeggute and Exeggutor. Alolan Exeggutor does NOT fit in Alola. Same as Tropius, even though I love it.
Pansage and Simisage. LOL.
Saved by logic, good, accurate logic.
THE NORMAL POKEMON
So many to choose from.
So, Ditto, gone. Yes, I said it. We never really play as Ditto. It's weird.
And yes, I know, Ditto is just there to fuck. But doesn't it feel wrong somehow?
I won't change my mind!
Aipom and Ambipom, I thing I just don't like monkeys, guys. (But, #TeamGrookey for some reason.)
Dunsparce: why are you?
Lickitung and Lickilicky will live forever in fanart, but not in game.
Gone are Stantler. Skitty and Delcatty. Spinda. Zangoose. Castform (yay for less animations!).
Lillipup, Herdier and Stoutland. Furfrou. I swear to you I'm a dog person.
Doduo and Dodrio were not worth getting an Alolan form, they must go.
Girafarig.
Deerlink and Sawsbuck must go to save much, much animation workload.
I was very on the mark here, go me!
I'm keeping Chatot but I'm not sure why.
Kecleon can stay. Audino too, thanks to its Mega.
Why do I keep doing that to myself?
THE WATER POKEMON
There are currently 133 Water-type Pokemon. There won't be when I'm done.
Let's start with Seel and Dewgong. You guys are barely Pokemon in the first place. Same with Tentacool and Tentacruel.
Clamperl, Huntail, Gorebyss, and its illegitimate child Luvdisc can all go.
Panpour and Simipour. LOL.
Finneon and Lumineon belong to the "just fishes" category. Bye.
Same with Basculin. Mantyke and Mantine. Alomomola. Relicanth. Bruxish (a fish with too much make-up).
Yeah.
Eff you Baculin, Mantyke and Mantine, you fishes.
If I had to choose between the Shellder and Krabby lines, I would keep Shellder.
So Krabby and Kingler are gone. They're just crabs!
Who doesn't like crabs, though?
If I were in charge, I would NOT have kept Goldeen and Seaking. WTF Game Freaks, why?
I feel like Wailord is a HUGE issue for the developpers when they want to implement new features, and yet they kept them in Sword and Shield. I don't get it, and I certainly don't keep Wailmer and Wailord.
To this day, I still don't get it.
Remoraid and Octillery never lived up to the potential of their original armored design, they can go.
Wooper and Quagsire are just "there".
I just hate Barboach. So... sorry Whiscash.
Wrong.
Corsola? You're gone too.
And aren't we all happy about it?
Aaaaaand I'm done.
I managed to remove almost 350 Pokemon without too much effort, which would decrease the workload a lot.
Who knew I would be conservative in my purge?