Headlines are fucking infuriating. One such is "Stocks surge after worst day since 1987 market crash..."It's hilarious to see the morning gains plummet on my apple stock app while the below headlines tout "MASSIVE COMEBACK" and "Investors say market will recover quickly, buy now!".
Mother fuckers, nothing has surged. We've fallen so far from our peak just a few weeks ago that a thousand point swing that is in a constant state of flux as we speak is not surging.