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The Avengers cannot win without Hawkeye
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The strongest Avenger.
Ppl hate on Age of Ultron, but his line to Wanda trying to get her to come out and help:
The city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.
was hilarious.
Best Avenger.
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Which is why they lose at the start of the game. No Hawkeye.
But he always loses. He got defeated in seconds by Loki, he got wrecked by Natasha when he was under Loki's spell, he got wrecked in seconds by Quicksilver, he got wrecked in seconds by Vision, he missed against Tony and got captured, he lost to Natasha on Vormir. He's only effective against generic low-level fodder, has he won a single battle against a hero or villain throughout the whole MCU timeline? He sucks.
He got Scarlet Witch, nearly blew the Helicarrier out of the sky and blew up Loki's ride.
Quicksilver kicked his butt again after he momentarily disabled Scarlet Witch.
As for the rest, I guess he's good when fighting vehicles? In that case he's a better match against Tony's Audi than Tony himself.
While I love the humor of this thread, this is a perfect example of using correlation to imply causation.
Didn't he miss in the "made you look" scene? I might be misremembering it.
Possibly, yeah. I need to watch the scene again and notice if he was aiming at Tony or not.
TBF, Spidey would clown pretty much all of them, except Hulk and Thor. There's no one who can take Spidey, strength wise. Only reason Cap was able to take him on was his Super Soldier Serum and combat experience. It's also implied, IMO, that neither Bucky, nor Sam, actually took him seriously until it was too late.
Spidey is actually closer to the Hulk in strength than Steve. Remember in Infinity War when he straight up blocked Obisidian Maw's attack, then turns around to Iron Man and is all "what's up Mr. Stark?". Then, later in the movie, his kicks are clearly having an impact on Thanos not too far off from Hulk's own earlier in the movie.
Then in Endgame...
You actually see him web and then throw Obsidian Maw a fair distance to protect Stark.
Quicksilver kicked his butt again after he momentarily disabled Scarlet Witch.
As for the rest, I guess he's good when fighting vehicles? In that case he's a better match against Tony's Audi than Tony himself.
lmao
Yeah, I know. He'd probably at least get a draw against the Hulk. He hurled around cars like it's nothing, too.
That makes him more impressive, for the fact the odds are stacked far more against him.
They already announced his substitute and the dude haven't even quited for real yet
The balance must be maintained of one hawkperson per win
Op, agree 100%.
He's also the most cost effective Avenger. His kill ratio and the amount of tonnage he has destroyed and saved thanks to his BS archery and CQC skills means he is easily a net profit for the team.
Further, unlike the other boofheads, he can achieve this with the minimum amount of collateral damage and he have to resort to that utterly stupid 'grab your head with my crotch so I can flip your ass' move that Natasha is so fond of.
He's also the most cost effective Avenger. His kill ratio and the amount of tonnage he has destroyed and saved thanks to his BS archery and CQC skills means he is easily a net profit for the team.
Further, unlike the other boofheads, he can achieve this with the minimum amount of collateral damage and he have to resort to that utterly stupid 'grab your head with my crotch so I can flip your ass' move that Natasha is so fond of.
I'd have given him some kind of wakandan buster weapon or cannon, like the tech Shuri uses, on his metal arm. Way cooler than 5 seconds of shooting shit with a gun lmao.
Its hard to argue against the facts in the OP.
History has shown that Hawkeye is the most important Avenger.
History has shown that Hawkeye is the most important Avenger.
Damn , this is the better answer than anything I could think of XD
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Then I guess it's a good thing the Avengers won't have to be without Hawkeye for the foreseeable future...
After Far From Home, I don't think Cap would want any part of this Spider-Man.
You forgot the part where he kept his wife's number in service. Her call confirmed that Hulk's snap brought everyone back.
The Avengers films are documentaries. The events were filmed in real time.