Ted Cruz's Beard is a Horror

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[Funky Papa]

Imagine how many boogers/tonsil stones it is going to catch.

 

[BLEEN]

He is folically challenged. Poor sap.

 

[PaJeppy]

Your trying too hard OP. Doesn't look that bad at all.

 

[Khanimus]

He somehow looks more like a sex offender than without the beard.

 

[WedgeX]

He grew a villain beard.

 

[BLEEN]

I can't grow facial hair so what's so bad about this?

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It's patchy as fuck. He has horrible coverage. He's probably better off doing just a mustache or a soul-patch. He also shaved it wayyy too high up. So he looks worse than George Lucas.

 

[Walter White Walker]

Looks like he is in the early stages of growing it out so eh.

 

[Malverde]

It looks fine? There are a million and a half reasons to dislike Ted Cruz, his fucking facial hair is not one of them.

 

[Everybody Lies]

Growth is weak at the front of his chin, otherwise it isn't that bad. He still looks like he leaves a greasy film on everything he touches though.

 

[Landy828]

I don't like beards on anyone, so replace "ted cruz" with "everyone's".

Heheh

I get scruffy/2 weeks in at most and I HAVE to get rid of mine. My brother's looks like he's a member of ZZ Top, makes me want to shave his face. He ends up with so much food in his mustache and beard when we go out to eat....and drinks get half stuck in his mustache... milk just makes me cringe as he eats with it hanging out around his mouth hairs....(twitches)

 

[jb1234]

He's actually become attractive to me. Fuck.

 

[Robdraggoo]

He looks fine. He s actually looks like a poeple now and not a caricature of one

 

[zulux21]

huh. I see the picture and I suddenly realize that Wil Wetton could easily play him in any future movies

vs

just need a little make up to age wil a bit.

 

[iAmPossum]

It's passable.

 

[Officer Big Mac]

That's like 7th grade porn stache hair.

Edit - perhaps unfortunate word choice

 

[Tom_Cody]

 

[Ryaaan14]

I'm gonna be honest that thing isn't very good but it's an improvement somehow

 

[Deleted member 21875]

It makes him look almost passable as a human now so he should keep the beard. Without it he looks like a waxwork that got too close to a fire.

 

[djplaeskool]

Ted Cruz: Sexual Tyrannosaurus

 

[Slim]

It isn't bad and certainly not "horror". I've seen much worse.

 

[ODDI]

Next you're gonna tell me his haircut looks stupid.

 

[Seesaw15]

Looks ok to me.

 

[aerie]

There are lots of legitimate reasons to shit on Ted Cruz, but this ain't one. The beard is fine. Not good, but fine.

 

[Lackless]

He looks better with it.

 

[giancarlo123x]

So far away from the worst I've seen.

 

[thetrin]

This is the first time I've seen a beard make a chin look weaker. It's a marvel.

 

[Eros]

I cant grow a better one lol

 

[Aurongel]

His mustache connects to the chin strap, mine does not.

Thanks for giving me something to be jealous of Ted Cruz about, OP.

 

[mrmickfran]

Punished Cruz
-A Fallen Killer-

 

[GrimJawz]

He still looks better with it.

 

[fallengorn]

Being objective, the problem with it is it accentuates his cheeks and makes him look pudgier.

 

[TheLucasLite]

A little thin, maybe. I was expecting worse.

 

[NTGYK]

Looks a Zodiac-esque beard.

 

[Harry Potter Obama]

He looks like somebody who goes to adult theaters

 

[Duxxy3]

It's starts out patchy, then it gloriously erupts.

 

[jontin]

Weak chin and upper cheeks, but it looks to be early growth and he can already pull off a respectable Riker.

Shameful person, though.

 

[davepoobond]

It actually looks decent. Improves his overall look.

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it has to be really grown out before i think i can agree at all

 

[S I C K O]

yikes

 

[Deleted member 4372]

its not that bad. dont beard shame just because he is a shitty politician.

 

[DevilMayGuy]

Seems like an okay 1 to 2 week beard? Idk, just because he's shit doesn't make every aspect of him shitty lmao

 

[Brakke]

It's not good but it's not atrocious. I'd this is what you're working with, you're allowed to try.

Either way I'd spit if I saw him.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

he looks a lot better with this beard. wish you didn't show me this tbh.

 

[Deleted member 19844]

His face looks better with the beard. I don't think it looks bad aside from the very first pic.

 

[Lys Skygge]

He'd probably look better with a beard.

He's still a piece of shit though.

 

[SystemBug]

As somebody who has an okay beard. His def sucks.

 

[MinerArcaniner]

I can't talk mine looks worse when I attempt it.

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Same. It actually resembles something like a beard for him, at least.

 

[Citizencope]

Looks like mine. 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

[IDreamOfHime]

Looks fine, maybe the only good thing he has going.

 

[Jombie]

I can't say much, it looks like I've glued my pubic hair to my face when I haven't shaved.