It's my ... own filth ???
Take a shower BEFORE you take a bath you degenerate.
Bath should be to relax not to chat with the life you developed in your swamp ass.
Seriously, piug your tub, submerse your body.
You don't lay flat in a tub like a bed. You bend your knees. So unless your torso is like 4+ feet long you're probably gonna be fine.
i hear you're a real lightweight who can't hold their alcohol, ya mutt
But if baths are so relaxing, why can't you pee in there? You can try to lie back and let your troubles melt away, but lurking somewhere deep in you mind is that eternal lurking knowledge that you could have been peeing right now instead.
I think this is the single most relaxed creature I have ever seen in my life.
This is why there will soon be water wars.It's my ... own filth ???
Take a shower BEFORE you take a bath you degenerate.
Bath should be to relax not to chat with the life you developed in your swamp ass.