The commercial is so ripe for backlash.
From:
-That farewell. Is this going to be a dark story?
-Hey kid, don't ever run through the blind spot of a truck!
To:
-I'm mildly tearing up, looks good
-That half-assed Whale crashing animation totally ruined the moment
-Wait, you are abandoning your work? You rich?
-That kid sure is pampered.
-Yeah, that kid is used to not getting his dad back early.
-The dad is totally using this as an excuse to stay away from his (likely) awful family
-Dogs: Dinner time!
-Mini Aurora Boreal is a thing?
-The letter: Go home, be a family man.
-Santa: Every single year...